Styles

I haven't seen this anywhere else. Is it an official WWE release? There has to be at least 1 classic wargames as an extra, right? right?

Gay Triplet! Its like The Butcher, The Baker, and The Candelstick Maker! (Im assuming the Russians make candlesticks)

Should Paul Levesque ever say something like that? I mean considering HIS matches and all... HHH is a careful worker, I don't think he's ever hurt anyone in the ring. Oh, and first person to bring a "HHHello?" sign to RAW is my hero.

At least he'll get the time to heal. At the rate he was going, this kid would be broken down by 25.

This was sent out as another fun feature of the TNA email newsletter. Enjoy! Point/Counterpoint Raven & Shane Douglas square off in a pre-match war of words READ ON AND LET US KNOW WHO YOU THINK WON THIS VERBAL BATTLE! E-MAIL US AT [email protected]! To the TNA Fans: Shane Douglas is a filthy, wretched, despicable, two-faced, backstabbing, out of shape, past his prime, reprobate. I will shave his hair Wednesday night. I refuse to believe that he even has a chance of shaving mine. I have come up with solutions for every conceivable problem he has thrown at me. Make no mistake about it, whether I'm victorious or defeated and shamed, someone will be shaved bald. This won't be some feeble and hapless attempt to garner buy rates by bringing up stipulations that someone is going re-neg on. There it is... two men walk in - one man walks out to glory, the other to humiliation; a psychic scar that is not easily healed. Welcome to Raven's Clockwork Orange House of Fun. Quote the Raven......Nevermore. Well, well, well... Raven thinks flattery will curb my desire to physically maim and cripple him in this hair -vs- hair match. Well, Raven, kissing my ass will get you nothing more than my ire. You accuse me of being a "filthy, wretched despicable, two-faced, back-stabbing, out-of-shape, past his prime, reprobate". Well just as I do to my opponents in the ring, let me systematically analyze, and then debunk (or agree!) with you charge. I plead guilty to the charge of wretched despicability. I am that, indeed, and so much more. I am hatred incarnate when it comes to my opponents in the ring. As for being two-faced and a back-stabber, it takes one to know one but show me a successful wrestler in this sport and we are, each and every one of us, guilty to that charge. This is a business where those qualities are rewarded, so to be competetive, you had best be both of those terrible things. Perhaps you'd have been more successful in your career had you been a bit more familiar with those attributes. As for being "out of shape and past my prime", I will respond by saying I WAS in the worst shape of my career a mere three months ago. However, every fan can see for themselves that I have not only gotten back in shape, but I have gotten into perhaps the best shape I've been in since my distinguished and glorious run as THE GREATEST ECW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!!! And that's what this is really all about isn't it Raven... this is all about our legacies in this sport. You see, Raven, no two men can occupy the same mountain top. No two men can be the greatest. You claim that you are a wrestler of destiny. Hitler, and many others like him, also avowed destiny as their own. Well, Raven, as history showed all of those wannabe jabronies, you too are sailing right into a quagmire. You do indeed have a rendezvous with A destiny. But WHAT destiny is the question! Let me suggest that your awaiting destiny is defeat and ridicule. You know Raven, I am man enough to admit that you are one hell of a talent in this sport. However, you are not, nor will you ever be a Franchise!!! You have a knack for remunerating things exactly as they are. You are so very right when you state that this match will live up to its billing. One of us will definitely walk out bald. Unlike another said company that promised such and then gave the loser - Kevin Nash - a stylish coif. No, the loser of this match will shine like a billiard ball. If I should lose this match I will allow my head to be shaved bald because, if nothing else, I have always been a man of my word. You stated that you believe you have formed solutions to any concievable problem I can throw at you. Please keep believing that... your theory will be put to the test. Raven, you are a man of exceptional ability but, again you are no Franchise. You are a man of honed skill, but you are no Franchise. You are a man that has sucked up to every corporate entity you have worked for in this sport (ie: Vince McMahon's Johnny Polo; WCW's Scotty The Body; and, yes, Paul Heyman's Raven) and its gotten you nothing until now. By sucking up to the TNA honchos, you've been able to corner me into a match (hair -vs- hair) that I would have never, and should have never agreed to. To the fans, all I will say is.. you will get what you want (Hmmm!!!). See you at the Asylum, HaHaHaHa! Shane Douglas

You beat me to it.

fuck. I had no idea this was on and missed it. Will it be repeated at all?

This makes Mikey Mad.

Bingo.

it was at the end of my Smackdown tape. Unless it's supposed to be a clever parody of a dumb sitcom (including fake laugh tracks), it was seriously one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

You're kidding. Really? When did you see it? Did anyone order it off the website? I would have bought it for sure...

Nope. Live show. They've done a couple angles where Douglas has snipped off pieces of Raven's hair though, so perhaps that's what you saw...

Was this just sold at the arenas? Will it be made avaliable online? It seems kinda odd to market something as "Volume 2" if you've never sold "Volume 1" to the public.

um, did I miss Volume I?

That's what I call long term booking! Have the babyface get beat down by the heel match after match until he makes his big comeback and defeats the heel once and for all in the end!

Yeah really, talk about a nice Jewish girl! Saudi Arabia like the rest of the Muslim world anti-semetic, threatened by the modern world and blame their irrational latter concerns on the former, even when it has absoultely nothing to do with Jews.

Beautifully stated Marney. I have nothing else to add.

Of course it's a fake. Since when does Goldberg spend time after the show to sign autographs?

-Styles vs. Lynn-the revival! -6 man X division tag! -Raven vs. Douglas hair vs. hair (the blowoff to a hot and well excecuted feud). -Piper probably saying something that will get TNA sued. Everything else looks decent too. The streak should continue...

They have been hyping the XXX vs. AMW cage match and Jarret vs. Raven as being show in full, so I would expect that. Some matches like the Ultimate X could definitely use some clipping. It's a penny, it's still awesome value. We don't for sure till it's aired for the first time, so just order it, if you're not happy you've wasted a penny!

it's ONE PENNY! Jesus find one under your couch and tell them you'll pay for it, and there's like many showings over the next week. Whats the problem?

Anyone else imagning the girl reading this off of a paper as men in suits and dark glasses holding large guns stand behind her?

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp...07&floc=NW_5-L2 Unsettling timing obviously for a new video to be released, especially one that shows he's indeed alive and well. Frolicing in flowers apprently. Will we ever get this guy?

No pay per view here at college, but damn staright its been ordered and will be taped at my house, I'll get to watch it this weekend. Get out the last minute word! Tell you're friends!