King Cucaracha

Go ahead.

Then it sucked. It's these worked shoots that keep popping up out of the blue that stop me from being a big ROH fan. The most annoying thing is, they don't NEED to do it. They have enough talent to put on a show, without resorting to trying to sell tickets off of the possibility of Danielson and Strong shooting on each other in a rematch.

If anything, Matt made the rest of the roster look like idiots. Everyone else just stood there waiting for Taker to get in the ring, but Hardy exposed how stupid it was by simply rolling out of the ring.

I guess that not really a 'spoiler', but whatever.

Just so people are aware or were wondering, there's no reason why you can't vote for yourself. I know you're all egotistical marks deep down inside. But, so things are fair, if there's a tie then any votes made by people for themselves will be taken off in that category. EDIT: Also, Alf, so long as you'll be back on the 28th, you should be okay for time to write, should you win anything. If not, I'll at least try to send something to you to okay and/or edit.

HERE IT IS~! Voting begins as of right now and ends in one week, on December 27th at...some time, I suck with time difference. So, get those votes in quick. Any OAOAST writer, past or present, or for that matter anyone who's a regular reader/lurker is eligible to vote. Try to name the PM aprropriately so I know what it is, please. Winners will be notified on Dec 27th/28th and speeches will be 'requested' for certain categories. If we get no speech, then I'll end up writing it probably, so whatever. And speeches will be needed BY JANUARY 1ST! So if writing between the 27th-31st is a problem, then you might want to contemplate doing what all pompous actors do and preparing a speech now. And without further ado, the nominations are... --CHARACTER AWARDS-- -MALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- Alfdogg Axel Drek Stone Hoff Leon Rodez Zack Malibu -FEMALE WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- Alix Maria Spezia Ashley Street Brodie Lewis Crystal Jenny Adams Krista Isadora Duncan -MOST UNDERRATED WRESTLER- Brock Ausstin Johnny Jax Krista Isadora Duncan Peter Knight Scotty Static Tha Puerto Rican -ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- Bohemoth Christian Wright Jay Richards The Sk8ter Boiz The Sooner Bruisers -BEST BABYFACE- Alfdogg Axel Hoff Leon Rodez Panther Zack Malibu -BEST HEEL- Crystal Black T Drek Stone Stephen Joseph Tha Puerto Rican The Global Party Exchange -TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR- Black T Chicks Over Dicks The Global Party Exchange The New, New Midnight Express The Sk8ter Boiz The Usual Suspects -STABLE OF THE YEAR- C.S.I The Lightning Crew The Original Elite The Upstarts -MOST ENTERTAINING CHARACTER- Alix Maria Spezia Christian Wright Jivin' JR Leon Rodez "Narcissistic" Ned Blanchard The 70's Dude -FEUD OF THE YEAR- Alfdogg vs. C.S.I/S.H.I Axel vs. Hoff Black T vs. Zack Malibu Chicks Over Dicks vs. New, New Midnight Express Christian Wright vs. Leon Rodez OAOAST Originals vs. The Upstarts -PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR- CLIMAX: Axel vs. Ragdoll (Las Vegas Deathmatch, HI-YAH Title) ANGLEPALOOZA Drek Stone vs. AJ Flaire (I Quit Match, World Heavyweight Title) ANGLEMANIA IV: Drek Stone vs. Hoff (World Heavyweight Title) LICENSE TO PIN: Peter Knight vs. Leon Rodez vs. Christian Wright vs. Jay Richards (Ultimate X Match, X-Division Title) BATTLEBOWL: The BattleBowl Match ANGLESLAM: Hoff vs. Axel (World Heavyweight Title) WORLD WITHOUT END: Stephen Joseph vs. Peter Knight vs. Dan Black vs. Tony Brannigan (Fatal Fourway Match, World Heavyweight Title) NOVEMBER REIGN: Torneo Cibernetica -FREE TV MATCH OF THE YEAR- HD, 3/10: The NNMX & Black T vs. The GPX & COD HD, 7/21: Hoff vs. Some Guy (#1 Contendership Match) HD, 9/8: The Sk8ter Boiz vs. Black T vs. The GPX vs. The Usual Suspects (Tables, Ladders and Chairs, World Tag Team Titles) HD 10/27: The Usual Suspects and The Parka vs. The GPX and Christian Wright HD, 11/24: Sooner Bruisers, Sk8er Boiz, Heavenly Rockers, Love Doctors, & Los Diablos de Fuego vs New New Midnight Express, Team Heyross, South Central Militia, Hell's Hitmen, & Los Conquistadores (Survivor Series Rules Match) HD, 11/24: Stephen Joseph vs. Alfdogg vs. Zack Malibu (World Heavyweight Title) -BEST COMEDY MATCH OF THE YEAR- HD 1/6: The Frankensteiners vs. The Sk8ter Boiz HD 2/17: Drek Stone vs. Leon Rodez vs. The Mad Cappa vs. Alix Maria Spezia (Run For The Gold, World Heavyweight Title) LIVING ANGLELOUSLY: Leon Rodez vs. The 70's Dude (Last Man Dancing Match, X-Division Title) HD, 5/19: Alfdogg vs. The 70's Dude (Falls Count Anywhere at the Indiana State Fair X-Division Title) HD 5/19: Hoff vs. Axel HD, 7/14: Alfdogg vs. Some Guy (Falls Count Anywhere Mall of America Madness, Heartland Title) -BEST PPV EVENT- AnglePalooza 2005 AngleMania IV Living Anglelously AngleSlam 2005 November Reign Climax (2005) -MOST ENTERTAINING SEGMENT- Alix gets a 'taste' of Dan Black's manhood (HeldDOWN~!, January 20th) Black T turn on Zack Malibu (HeldDOWN~!, March 3rd) CRAZY VAMPIRE~! (HeldDOWN~!, May 5th) The Love Shack feat. Chicks Over Dicks (HeldDOWN~!, December 1st) Weekend At Neddy's (HeldDOWN~!, April 21st) -ROMANCE OF THE YEAR- Alix Maria Spezia and Leon Rodez Candie and Zack Malibu Crystal and Axel Holly-Wood and Ned Blanchard -MOST WELCOME RETURN- Alfdogg Chicks Over Dicks Crystal Peter Knight Tha Puerto Rican The Parka -BEST FEEL-GOOD MOMENT- Axel wins the World Championship at AngleMania IV Hoff wins the World Championship at AngleSlam Leon Rodez's revenge, School's Out Sandman 9000 returns, HeldDOWN~! 11/24 The Parka defeats Vitamin X, AngleSlam The Sk8ter Boiz shock the world, HeldDOWN~! 5/29 -BEST TITLE REIGN- Alfdogg, Heartland Championship (Jun 30th-Oct 30th) Ashley Street, Women's Championship (Sep 1st-CURRENT) Drek Stone, World Heavyweight Championship (Jan 1st-Apr 3rd) Leon Rodez, X-Division Championship (Jan 1st-Apr 25th) Tha Puerto Rican, 24/7 Championship (Apr 7th-CURRENT) The Usual Suspects, World Tag Team Championship (Sep 8th-CURRENT) --WRITER AWARDS-- -BEST OVERALL WRITER- Alfdogg Hoff King Cucaracha NYU Patty O'Green Zack Malibu -BEST MATCH WRITER- King Cucaracha NYU Pheonix Fury Legdrop Zack Malibu -BEST PROMO WRITER- King Cucaracha Patty O'Green Tony149 Zack Malibu -MOST UNDERVALUED WRITER- Alfdogg KingPK LPYC Mystery Eskimo PRL Tony149 -BIGGEST BASTARD OF AN IDIOT AWARD- Failed Mascot Hoff Failed Mascot NYUntouchable NYUntouchable Hoff (Stephen Joseph Popick) -BEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FED- Alfdogg KingPK Papacita Patty O'Green Zack Malibu --FALL OF HAIM NOMINEES-- WRITE-IN VOTE 2 votes from each voter. Vote based on contributions to the fed, both on and off 'screen', longevity and whatever other crap you want. But don't vote for these suckas! CURRENT FALL OF HAIMERS Stephen Joseph Tony the Body CWM Some Guy AngleSault Caboose Zack Malibu Blurricane Mystery Eskimo The Superstar Sandman9000 Calvin Szechstein Ragdoll

Big announcement regarding next week's show.

He's a Jack Evans rip-off and as everyone knows, Jack Evans is purely invincible and can flip like nobody's business. How he did an Inverted 450 the 10 or so feet over to the table from the top rope? That's a better question. As far as 'feedback' goes, I read the majority of the show early. Props to Parka who seems to have totally got the vibe of O'Hara that I wanted. Props too to Eski for the Black T match. Now, one question...why on every PPV is one move in virtually every match? This month, the double knee gutbuster, mainly from a fireman's carry position. I spotted at least 4.

Due to Mr Suicide King's ruling, I've gone back and re-edited the old title reigns affected by past Christmas breaks. As a result, Mags' World Title reign of 127 Days has MAGICALLY changed to 140 Days. And Fallout's LHV Title reign, with a healty dose of magic PIXIE-DUST has jumped to 152 Days! Feel free to point out any blatant errors and/or faux-pas...things. SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - December 20th, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 54 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 79 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 140 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 28 Days 43. DANNY WILLIAMS (4) -- 8/29/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 21 Days 44. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 9/20/05 -- Danny Williams -- 91 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - Danny Williams and El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 313 Days and counting ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 190 Days and counting (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 190 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 219 Days and counting **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 105 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 47 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 114 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 97 Days 41. LANDON MADDIX (2) & JAY HAWKE -- 10/3/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 35 Days 42. KOJI KITANO & TORU TAKAHARA -- 11/7/05 -- Landon Maddix & Jay Hawke -- 43 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 54 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 31 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 34 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 32 Days (16) 65. BRUCE BLANK -- 9/2/05 -- Marcus Ward -- 109 Days and counting (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Wildchild, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Wildchild, 143 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 49 Days (5) 13. JJ JOHNSON -- 8/15/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 126 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. Longest Title Reign - JJ Johnson, 126 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - Spike Jenkins, 134 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 42 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 34 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 47 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 42 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 84 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 68 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 135 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 82 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 152 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 152 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Jay Hawke, 190 Days and counting (INT) 2. Fallout, 152 Days (LHV) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 140 Days (WHV) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHV) 2. Danny Williams, 4 (WHV) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 (WHV) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. Wild and Dangerous, 312 Days (Tag) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 300 Days and counting (WHV) 3. Landon Maddix, 220 Days (ICTV)

I'm still getting over the claim that Daniels has poor microphone skills. And this is compared to Angle, who hasn't been entertaining for years?

Okay, I'm two really good free TV matches short of a full Angle Awards ballot and I can't figure out what ones to put in. So, please, any and all serious suggestions here.

Either I suck at counting, or there's editing a-foot!

I'm not sure if there's enough demand for it, but I'd be willing to contribute something on actual football (i.e soccer) on a fortnightly basis. And, yes, 'fortnightly basis' is my way of trying to sound cleverer. I know we have a few more Brits now. Depends on how many I guess. Also, I've got piles and piles of old tapes that I don't really watch. Some sites do 'Back Reviews' I'd be willing to do that.

I meant to ask about that. 01/02 and 02/03 breaks don't seem to have been counted, but 03/04 and 04/05 were. So, either I figure out what days the breaks for the last two years were and edit those figures, or I add in the X-Mas break days to the 01/02 and 02/03 breaks...which'd be easier.

There's a difference between a barbed wire match and implied suicide. A vague one, but there is one.

^ I have enough access to TNA, ROH, NOAH and other indies that I don't need to put up with the WWE anymore. The suicide angle was the last straw...not because I was 'offended' by it or that it was in 'bad touch', but because it was completely pointless and had nothing to do with wrestling. It showed just how far things have fallen that somebody thought that would be a good idea. Sadly, the good points no longer outweigh the bad anymore.

We're just waiting on the 6-Man Tag and the HV Title Match for now, but everything else is ready to go. Once we get the main event, seeing as that's most important, natch, I'm sure it'll be up. Thus, I'll probably have the Angle Awards nominations up late tonight or early tommorrow, depending on how much cramming I can get in to decide on a couple more Free TV Matches.

COLE Okay, coming up next on this 27 match card, we have the OAOAST Women's Championship on the line. And you know it's gonna be a long-ass show when there's three women's division matches. This one's been brewing for some time, back to when Jenny Adams was the OAOAST Women's Champion. Into her title reign, a bounty was placed on the head of Adams, which eventually Brodie Lewis collected. Jenny was injured, Brodie was suspended and the title was vacated. That allowed Ashley Street to win the vacated title. However, her speaking out earned a bounty on HER head too, from the women who was now identified as simply 'The Benefactor'. CABOOSE OOOOooooOOOoooOOoOOoOOoOOoOoOoOOoooooo!!! Mysterious. COLE Indeed. So far, Ashley has fought off all attempts to collect the bounties on her head. We saw The Benefactor compete in the Torneo Cibernetica last month, but as yet, we've not seen this woman in singles action in the OAOAST. COACH That we know of. COLE Good point. So, anyway, by winning the Cibernetica and in the process pinning The Benefactor, Ashley won the right not to defend her title at all until 2006 but she decided to waive that in order to challenge The Benefactor to a singles match. Tonight, the rules are simple. If The Benefactor wins, she is the new World Women's Champion. If Ashley wins, then The Benefactor must unmask and expose herself... COACH WOO-HOOO!!!~!1!~~1! COLE ...her identity, that is... COACH Aww dang. COLE ...in the middle of the ring, by unmasking. It's Title vs. Mask, tonight! "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" Suddenly, "Any Way You Want It" by Rise Against hits and the crowd rise up to their feet for the arrival of the Women's Champion! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the OAOAST World Women's Championship on the line and it is Mask for Title! Introducing first, hailing from Evansville, Indiana and weighing one hundred, fifty nine pounds. Tonight, she hopes to force the mysterious Benefactor out of hiding and reveal the identity of the woman who has put the bounty on her head. She is the reigning and defending OAOAST Women's Champion... she is AASSSSHHHLLEEEEEEYYYY... SSSSSSTTRRRREEEEEEEEETT!!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" The fired up Champion jogs to the ring, tagging the hands of the fans down the ramp before she enters the ring. Away goes the title, as Ashley is ready to go right away. But she's going to have to wait apparantly. COLE Ashley looks rightfully fired up for this one. And I'm sure she's got a lot of the women's locker room routing her on tonight, not least Jenny Adams, who was The Benefactor's original target. CABOOSE But The Benefactor's probably got just as many routing her on. Infact, she's probably got quite a few on stand-by to come and help out for a few extra dollar signs, should things not go her way. COLE That wouldn't surprise me at all. Ashley continues to wait in the ring, growing noticeably impatient. All the crowd is waiting too and start up an "ASH - LEY" chant to fill the time, until eventually music starts up. Music which just serves to rile Ashley up even more, "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" by Kanye West. " THEY WON'T LEAVE IN THE NIGHT, I HAVE NO FEAR THAT THEY MIGHT." [i]*DUN* *DUNNA DUN*[/i] "DIAMONDS ARE, FOREVER" [i]"Throw 'ya diamonds in the sky "[/i] (Un)Fortunately, there's no Prince Nana. But there is The Benefactor, walking through the entrance with a mean look showing under her metallic blue mask. The mask is big enough to cover up The Benefactor's face completely. Infact, the eyeholes and mouthhole of the mask are perforated rather than open, to further mask her face and identity. BUFFER And, her opponent. Weight, Unknown! Height, Unknown! Tonight, she places her identity on the line in order to attempt to disposess her opponent of the Women's Championship, a feat which her money has so far been unable to buy. Ladies and gentlemen, she is the challenger tonight... the woman, known only as... TTHHHHEEE BBEEEEEEENNEEFFFFAAAACCTTOOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The masked Benefactor reaches the end of the ramp, but suddenly she's sent scampering backwards, as Ashley leaves the ring. The Benefactor backs up, trying to beg off. But Ashley is advancing all the way down the ramp. And eventually, she catches up to the Benefactor, grabbing her by the mask and asking the crowd if they want to see an early unmasking! Her playing to the crowd buys The Benefactor time to escape though, crawling through Ashley's legs and running to the ring. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds as The Benefactor falls to her knees in the ring, pleading for mercy from Ashley as she re-enters the squared circle. Ashley has none of it though, pulling her masked opponent up and SLAMMING a forearm into her jaw! And a second! The Benefactor staggers back against the ropes, still groggily trying to reason with the Champion. She gets another forearm for her trouble though, before being whipped to the ropes. Back shoots The Benefactor...right into a fourth forearm, knocking her clean off her feet! The Benefactor, with whatever awareness she has left, quickly rolls for ringside. Ashley is in hot pursuit though. COLE And now, The Benefactor is FINALLY getting what's coming to her! And surprise surprise, she's not putting up much of a fight, now she has no money to hide behind! CABOOSE Come on Cole, have a heart. We don't even know if this Benefactor's a trained wrestler or not! COLE Judging from her perfomance in the Torneo Cibernetica, she knows enough to be put into a match and not need automatic sympathy from me and you. Grabbing The Benefactor on the outside, Ashley sends her face-first into the guardrail! The fans cheer Ashley on, while The Benefactor slumps herself over the railings and into the crowd, trying to crawl away into the people. A masked woman dressed all in blue kinda stands out though, so her attempts to hide are a little pointless. Ashley catches her up and sends her sprawling across some chairs with a hard right hand! Ashley then drags The Benefactor back up, moving the fans out of the way before whipping The Benefactor back towards ringside...REVERSED...AND ASHLEY CRASHES UP AND OVER THE STEEL BARRICADE!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley tumbles over and lands with a dull splat on the ringside mats. Bringing a smile to The Benefactor's face for the first time in the match. COLE Ooh, Ashley landed hard. What a break this could be for The Benefactor! COACH It could be a LOT of breaks for Ashley. Like, bones and stuff. Climbing back over to ringside, The Benefactor pulls Ashley off the floor and dumps her back into the ring. The Benefactor rolls in after and wastes no time in trying to end the match as she cradles Ashley up into a pin... 1... 2... Kickout. The Benefactor pulls Ashley back up by the hair and throws her head-first into the top turnbuckle. She then goes to work with a series of quick kicks across the side and stomach, working the Champion over. All Ashley can do is try in vain to cover up, before The Benefactor eventually relents and pulls Ashley out of the corner. Ducking the head, The Benefactor sets Ashley up for a Northern Lights Suplex. A block from Ashley stops that though. And another block. So The Benefactor charges Ashley back into the corner, before pulling her out and this time getting the Northern Lights off... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE The Benefactor is wasting no time or motion now that she's in control. She wants to get this match over with as soon as she possibly can. Up scrambles The Benefactor again, desperate to beat Ashley to her feet. Quickly she goes over to the corner and scales to the middle rope, calling Ashley in. Ashley pulls herself up favouring her ribs which allows The Benefactor to measure Ashley...for a right hand, directly to the temple. Back stumbles Ashley, but she doesn't go down. The Benefactor slams a hard knee into her gut though, doubling Ashley over and allowing her to go back to the middle rope for a second, measured right hand to the head. But, Ashley isn't going down. ASHLEY C'MOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!! COACH Wuh-oh! The Benefactor begs off again, as Ashley begins to fight some adrenaline. Only, she's not as scared as she makes out. A boot cuts Ashley off, followed by a quick hop to the middle rope and another right hand to the hea...CAUGHT! Ashley catches The Benefactor on the way down this time, to a pop from the crowd, before throwing her overhead with a Release Belly To Belly Suplex!! The Benefactor, despite not being a scrawny little girl from the looks of things, goes soaring across the ring and doesn't move after impact. Pulling herself up, Ashley sees this and leaves the ring, heading to the top! COLE Look at this! The Champ, heading upstairs...this is a rare tactic from Ashley, she's not reknowned as a high-flier. Slowly Ashley ascends to the top, her side still giving her some discomfort. Gritting her teeth through the pain, Ashley does make it to the top though. The Benefactor is still laid out in the centre of the ring, just about close enough for Ashley to come off with a Diving Headbutt... ...WHICH MISSES! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The Benefactor rolled out of the way, right at the very last second! CABOOSE I think she was playing possum a little Cole. That's the advantage of wearing a mask in that ring, your opponent can't read you facial expressions properly. And the way The Benefactor's mask is set-up, you can't even tell if her eyes are shut shut or fake shut. COLE That's a valid point. The Benefactor seems relatively okay all of a sudden now. Okay enough to point to her temple, indicating just how smart she is. Grabbing Ashley by the hair, The Benefactor pulls the Champion up and notices where Ashley is favouring, going right to the ribs with a succession of quick knees. The wind is driven out of the Champion, before an irish whip sends her crashing into the turnbuckles. Following in, The Benefactor drives some double knees (~!) into the chest, leaving Ashley slumped in the corner. Obviously not wanting to give any clues away, The Benefactor doesn't say anything, but signals with her finger that she's going to do 'one more'...and does, further driving the air out of the Champion's lungs! Ashley falls to her knees, slumping over the middle rope and gasping for some much needed air. But that allows The Benefactor to sneak up behind and drape a leg over the back of the head, choking Ashley out on the rope! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." The Benefactor breaks, restraining herself from yelling at the referee to back off. COLE Milking the count for every second...that's a veteran move from this Benefactor. CABOOSE Not neccessarily. It's smart, sure, but it doesn't mean she's a 'veteran'. The Benefactor is in control now, as she executes a simple back suplex on Ashley and quickly hooks a leg for a pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Still no words, but The Benefactor is clearly getting frustrated with the referee. Climbing to her feet, the next thing on The Benefactor's mind seems to be some sort of charge as she crouches in the corner and encourages the Champion to her feet. Ashley slowly does make her way back up and The Benefactor encourages her around before sprinting in, catching Ashley with a spear and floating over into a Northern Lights bridge with her momentum... 1... 2... NOOOOO!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That was the move that The Benefactor put away Jenny Adams with in the Torneo Cibernetica last month! And look at her...mask or no mask, you can tell The Benefactor is completely shocked that Ashley kicked out! CABOOSE I don't blame her! She landed that spear, perfectly, just like she did to Adams. And the flash pin straight afterwards...I'm shocked it didn't win the match! All hiding of emotions is out of the window now as The Benefactor stomps around the ring, hands on her head, kicking the bottom rope in her frustration. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Turning back to Ashley, The Benefactor gives the signal that this time, it's definately 'ovah!'. The crowd's support is willing Ashley up to her knees, getting the adrenaline flowing. Ashley's face is contorted now as she tries to fire herself up. Not realising that The Benefactor is waiting behind her, ready to hit another 'Southern Lights Spear' as it's known in some circles. Around turns Ashley, fists clenched...just as The Benefactor charges...straight into a PUNT, catching her first in the collarbone!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Ashley saw it coming! And now, it may be time for a little FIGHTING SPIRIT~! Reeling back around, The Benefactor is ready to strike. But Ashley beats her to the punch, connecting with a forearm to the BUTT of the jaw! A forearm! Forearm! Straight right hand! Another straight right! And a clothesline, knocking The Benefactor down! Ashley is on the offensive in a big way now and The Benefactor is reeling. An irish whip sends The Benefactor into the ropes and back into a HIGH Backbody Drop, almost putting her up into the lights! The Benefactor comes down to earth with a thud and goes back to her original strategy...beg off and pray for mercy. Which didn't work then and it's not going to work now. [i]*SMACK!*[/i] Ashley lands a stiff kick to the chest! [i]*SMACK!*[/i] And a second! [i]*SMACK!*[/i] And a third, to complete the Low Ki style series! The Benefactor falls backwards, stretching out her achilles muscles in the process, which Ashley makes even more painful by following up with a big legdrop! The Benefactor unfolds her legs and tries to roll herself out of the ring to safety. Ashley catches her on the apron though, pulling the masked female up and leaving The Benefactor hanging with a make you weep, make you cry, stalling vertical suplex of DOOM~! Twelve, thirteen, fourteen seconds pass, before Ashley finally drops The Benefactor down! And immediately, she rolls back up and slaps her shin, giving the signal for some Shining I Hate Your Face action! The Benefactor gingerly begins to climb back up, reaching one knee, at which point Ashley runs across the ring... ...and knocks VALERIE off the apron with a forearm!! COLE Wait a minute...what the hell are they doing out here!?! CABOOSE I told you Cole! Money talks! COLE The Minnesota Angels have stormed the ring hoping to save The Benefactor...but there goes Constance as well! Both Angels have been knocked off the ramp to the floor now, but that's allowed The Benefactor to start rummaging around in her boot. Unbeknownest to the referee and Ashley, The Benefactor has some sort of foreign object. Valerie climbs back to the apron and grabs the referee's attention, as well as Ashley's. Meanwhile, The Benefactor sneaks up on Ashley, placing a hand on her shoulder and wheeling her around...POWDER IN THE EYES!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE NOOO! Powder! The mysterious white powder, right to the eyes! Who knows what sort of damaging chemical that could have been! COACH Probably Coke. She's rich dont'cha know. COLE ... Ashley blindly staggers around the ring, throwing phantom fists wildly at the air. Wafting away as much of the cloud as possible, The Benefactor then sets Ashley up for a DDT. Valerie jumps to the floor, right on cue, just as The Benefactor runs up the ropes and launches off with a Tornado DDT...NO! ASHLEY THROWS THE BENEFACTOR OFF! The Benefactor bounces hard stomach first off the canvas, the wind knocked out of her. And as she settles on one knee, Ashley charges...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE...MISSES!! Ashley couldn't see and fluffs the kick! Groans go up from Ashley's fans, who thought that was it. Instead, The Benefactor is up and measuring Ashley now, hopping up onto the Champion's shoulders and setting herself for a moment, ready for a hurricanrana...which is countered, into a BRUTAL Powerbomb!! The Benefactor's body lurches off the canvas and with a little help from Ashley, she ends up on her front. Stepping over a leg, the still vision impaired Champion manages to apply an Indian Deathlock...and then bridges back, hooking The Benefactor's head and pulling back with a Bridging Muta Lock!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Vision or no vision, Ashley has The Benefactor all tied up with nowhere to go! She MUST submit, surely! "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" The Benefactor is in trouble, stuck in the middle of the ring, a LOOONG way from the ropes! Luckily for her though, The Minnesota Angels are on her side and have a plan. Constance leaps to the apron to distract the referee, while Valerie rushes up the turnbuckles to the top rope. Steadying herself, Valerie then launches off the top, landing a double axehandle to the gut of Ashley, which breaks her bridge and in the process the hold! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This is ridiculous! It's three on one! Having broken the hold up, Valerie now looks to put some finishing touches to Ashley. A boot to the gut sets up a double underhook. Valerie then pauses to mock the crowd, while The Benefactor climbs to her feet in front of Valerie, telling her to finish Ashley off. But Ashley blocks! And again. Before countering with a backdrop...CAUSING VALERIE'S HEEL TO SMACK THE BENEFACTOR IN THE FACE!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE MISCUE! COACH It's all falling apart! Constance sees this as enters the ring past the referee, charging Ashley...who avoids her, causing Constance to tumble out through the ropes and to the floor! Valerie is out on the floor. Constance is out on the floor. And The Benefactor is up, to one knee...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE!! ASHLEY CONNECTS!! COVER... 1... 2... 3!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE YES! YES! SHE GOT IT! ASHLEY WINS!! The crowd go wild, as Ashley's arm is raised in victory...but she doesn't care about that. All she cares about is her prize. Namely, the unmasking of The Benefactor! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...your winner of the match and STILL the OAOAST WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION... AAASSSHHLLEEEYYY SSSSTTRRRREEEEETT!! And, by virtue of her victory, The Benefactor must now UNMASK in the centre of the ring!! The Benefactor, having just begun to recover, looks out in horror at Michael Buffer before shaking her head like a mad woman. The referee and Ashley are closing in and now, it's unmasking time. All The Benefactor can do is retreat into a corner. But it's inevitable now... ...but suddenly, The Minnesota Angels attack!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Valerie and Constance pounce on Ashley from behind, which buys enough time for The Benefactor to slither out of the ring and run for the curtains! COLE Damnit, no! She's getting away! Somebody stop her! The Benefactor is now smiling from ear to ear as she turns back to the ring at the head of the ramp, waving goodbye to Ashley, before turning around...to find THE CANNON KID and JENNY ADAMS blocking her path!! The Benefactor stops frozen and begs for mercy, but Cannon Kid and Jenny grab a handful of mask each and begin to drag The Benefactor back to the ring! The Benefactor can't struggle, or else her mask will be ripped clean off. So she ends up getting dragged and thrown back into the ring. Valerie and Constance are waiting though and Valerie lands a hard shot to Jenny, knocking her off the ramp and to the floor! The Cannon Kid lands a shoulder to Constance though, before springboarding to the top and into the ring...but Valerie moves...*SMACK!* SUPERKICK FROM THE BENEFACTOR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This isn't supposed to happen! CABOOSE Well, it is, so shut up and enjoy the floor show would ya? Boos fill the air from the cheated crowd, as The Benefactor starts to direct traffic. Valerie reaches down and grabs Cannon Kid up into a Wheelbarrow, while Constance climbs to the top. Running thumbs across throat, Constance then comes off with a Double Stomp to the back of Cannon Kid's head!! HALO KILLER!! Cannon is KOed, but The Benefactor is feeling vengeful now and isn't done yet, as she signals she wants The Minnesota Angels to give Ashley a Halo Killer as well! The Angels gleefully start to oblige, but Jenny Adams is up top. Valerie goes to cut her off. Jenny lands safely though, with a front facelock...TOLEDO DESTROYER (DDT Canadian Destroyer)!! Over rushes Constance, right into a boot, facelock, TOLEDO DESTROYER!! The Minnesota Angels have been disposed of and now The Benefactor tries to run...but Jenny grabs her and pulls her back into the ring! Ashley is up and now The Benefactor is trapped between both Jenny and Ashley, with nowhere to run and nowhere to hide!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE HERE WE GO!! CABOOSE This is it...this should be interesting. I've got $20 riding on this being Jessica Alba. COACH If you wanted to waste money, why didn't you just buy some stock in the company? The crowd are on tenderhooks as The Benefactor makes one last, desperate attempt to get away. Ashley nonchalantly trips her up though and applies a double chickenwing, pinning The Benefactor's arms behind her back. And that allows Jenny Adams, the woman The Benefactor first targetted, to reach forward and grab the mask! Cue dramatic pause, before Jenny tugs at the mask... COACH IT'S... COLE IT'S... CABOOSE IT'S... OFF COMES THE MASK... COLE OH MY GOD!! IS THAT... [b]...IT'S CRYSTAL!!!!!!![/b] COACH MAH BABY GUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLL~!~! COLE CRYSTAL!?! CRYSTAL!?! CABOOSE No way! Jenny and Ashley are so shocked that they collectively let Crystal go, allowing her to roll from the ring. The former World Heavyweight Champion of the entire OAOAST covers up her face with her arms as best possible, but it's all worthless now, because everyone has seen it. Plain and clear. CRYSTAL was The Benefactor. Running away as fast as possible, Crystal disappears through the curtains, leaving two very shocked women in the ring, surrounded by thousands of shocked fans. COLE Thi...this...this doesn't make sense. Why? Why was Crystal behind all of this? Jenny Adams idolised Crystal and you're telling me that Crystal put a bounty on her head!?! CABOOSE I don't get it either. But, I guess if you don't like answers, don't ask questions. COLE What does that mean? CABOOSE Oh, I don't know. I could have SWORE it was Jessica Alba! In the ring, Ashley still can't believe what she's seen. Beside her, Jenny Adams is almost in tears as she continues to cling to the mask in her hand, staring in disbelief up the rampway. Ashley consoles Jenny before the two start to help The Cannon Kid back up.

Nought from me I'm afraid. What I have looks nice, but it's nowhere near a finish and I've places to be (lah-dee-dah!), so I lose again.

Joe isn't terrible on the mic. I don't know where this conception came from and if anyone who's quoting it has actually heard Joe talk, but Joe isn't terrible on the mic. He's not wordy but he more than gets the point across. Anyone who's ever heard him do commentary on a match (ie, me) or at a Q&A knows that he's actually surprisingly eloquent. He's kinda like Batista was when he got popular. Can't cut a 20 minute promo, doesn't need to cut a 20 minute promo. If he were given the right sort of gimmick, where he wouldn't need to cut 20 minute promos, he'd be fine. I'd take Joe over current, roid rage Angle any day on the mic. Also, you can't use Necro as an example of Joe being unsafe. Necro took an Exploder Suplex off the apron on his HEAD during that match. On the ECW Arena's floor. On his forehead, people. Necro is insane. He's also liable to get hurt because he's not the world greatest wrestler.

No problemmo. Hopefully there's enough there for you to work with.

Agreed. The recent episodes are certainly better than Season 10/11/12ish, when they just seemed to be going through the motions somewhat. They'll never have the consistancy or the 'peak' seasons again because the characters have changed too much to go back to their most successful incarnations. But, they've improved a little, for sure. Anyone know the UK release date?

Elaborate... It means he doesn't like the gays.

Zack, I wrote the opening and posted it already. Did you not get the PM either? EDIT: n/m. The board was playing up when I sent PMs, so they must not have got through. Luckily, I've been able to edit my part in SEAMLESSLY~! and by the time you read this, I'll have deleted my thread and your idiocy will forever be forgotten! You win this round, Malibu.