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PISSED OFF REGAL! YES! Now that's good stuff! Hey, WWE Team Canada vs. Evolution!

REGAL! WHOO!

And the fans can't decide what they want to chant.

And we recap last week's Iron Man Match once more. ...for some reason, I want to be a referee. Get to be in these big moments, but almost never get the superstar status...thus get to lead a relatively normal life. Plus, if I get hit, I can lay on the mat for 5 minutes.

Because Vince McMahon is a stubborn bastard?

One of two, actually. The other was during a tag team match, if I remember correctly.

Though I don't like the guy, I will now say something positive about HHH: He's stayed relatively (not majorly, but relatively) injury free since his 2001 quad tear.

Expect King to make some bullshit excuse on his losing the match for this show, and DEMAND a rematch.

Ah, so THAT explains why he REALLY was on Raw that one time in late 1994, I believe.

After the video package ends, the sounds of "Bitch" cues up in the arena, and illuminated in all the right places is Kelly Connelly, wearing a shimmering gold evening gown that shows off her curves very well, making her way out to the ring. Funyon: The following contest is a singles match and is for the SWF United States Junior League championship! Introducing first the manager...the self-proclaimed future owner of the SWF...KELLY CONNELLY! "SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT!" Comet: And the crowd chanting exactly what they think about Miss Kelly right now, probably deservedly so as well! Riley: Though I'm not one to talk, these people wouldn't know a good woman if she came up and slapped them in the face. Which is what I think Kelly should do right now to the crowd! Kelly looks with disdain at the capacity crowd that is jeering her, but simply shrugs it off as she drapes her long legs between the ring ropes, giving the crowd a good look at her...posterior, as she enters, before grabbing the microphone from Funyon. "All right Fun-bags, you've done your part for my side, now it's time for me to show you how it's done!" Kelly says, shoving him back with one hand. "Well people, here we are on a grand Pay-Per-View stage, and we're here for the soon-to-be Kelly Connelly's SWF Ground Zero! Doesn't have a very nice ring to it?" The crowd's serious negative reaction gets even louder after Kelly cues for them to answer. She simply shakes her head at that reaction. "I should have expected as much from a bunch of filthy, disgusting, toothless Texas Yahoos like you. THANKFULLY, however, I have just the thing to settle down my upset stomach. To counteract the wretchedness of you people, I bring out the most divine looking man in the ENTIRE SWF Roster...the one...the only..."THE ICON"...MAX...KING!" After an explosion of fireworks on the entryway, Max King stands proudly on the stage part, "Superstar" playing over the speakers, tonight wearing gold tights and boots instead of his usual royal blue ones. He forces himself to ignore the boos directed his way, apparently focusing only on Kelly's reaction to him, which is obviously a positive one. Riley: Look at how confident King and Kelly are in this match right now! Both of them wearing gold outfits to the ring, and I believe that is a sign that they are ready for the win! And I'm going with them in this match! King WILL be your new SWF USJL Champion! Comet: Well, King walking with a purpose, and walking proudly towards the ring after his girlfriend announced him to the ring. I don't agree with all the views that Kelly has said about King, but there is no doubt that King is a young star on the rising with a great chance to prove just how great he is tonight. King steps into the ring, giving Kelly a quick pinch on the rear as he enters the ring, then stands proudly in the middle...almost statue-like in his pose, and Kelly behind him to rub his chest as she does... ...but only for so long, as the strobe-light effect pulsates through the arena, "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" playing through the speaker systems as the champion makes his way out to the ring, his title belt proudly strapped around his waist. Funyon: And his opponent, from Denver, Colorado...standing 6' tall and weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the SWF United States Junior League Champion...MANSON! Comet: Manson won the title not too long ago, defeating The Masked Man on July 21st on Lockdown in a great match. He got that shot by beating none other than his opponent tonight for that shot! Manson apparently has plans to make it two and zero in matches against King, and to retain his championship! Riley: It's not going to be that easy for Manson. He doesn't have 2 other wrestlers to help him out tonight, he's all by himself tonight in trying to take on "The Icon", and he's got a few disadvantages against him. Comet: That is true...Manson rolling into the ring now...a bit shorter and lighter than King, but I think that Manson may just be a bit more dangerous than King is in the ring. Look at the intensity on Manson's face right now! The camera zooms in on Manson's face as Comet says that, and Manson indeed has a serious, intense look on his face. The camera then cuts over to Max King, who is talking to a now on the ring apron Kelly as he looks back and forth. The referee, in the meantime, holds up the title belt. Comet: And that's what it's all about in this match...the last vestige of the now extinct SJL, one of the great ways to make a name for yourself in this company very quickly. Riley: And that's what King wants to do...he wants to win that belt and get himself set up to be in a mega-star in this company. Both men approach the center of the ring, King taunting Manson a bit and badmouthing him as the two stare each other down. Manson seems to be having none of it, and King shrugs, going to slap Manson across the face, but Manson catches the hand and kicks King right in the gut at the same time! *DING, DING, DING!* Comet: King trying to start the match off unfairly, however Manson was there to scout such an attack! Manson now slugging away at King, knocking him into the ropes, and now blasts him with a right hand over the top rope! Riley: This isn't right! King wasn't ready to start! Restart the match! Comet: If King wasn't ready, he wouldn't have tried to slap Manson across the face! Kelly goes over to King on the outside of the ring as the referee counts, Manson apparently trying to approach King, however the referee tells the champion to stay back and not to get involved with King. King climbs up onto the ring apron, Manson about to approach and attack him, however King leaps back down onto the arena floor when that happens. Comet: King playing a very cautious game right now, after his cheating game plan of a start failed for him at the start...proving the point once again that cheaters never win. Riley: I'll have to hold you to that statement when King wins the title tonight. The referee tells King to get back into the ring while staying in the ring, but King argues with the referee that he's not ready just yet to get back into the ring. Manson, seemingly having enough of King stalling for time, goes out of the ring to pursue. However, when Manson rolls out of the ring, King takes advantage and starts to put the boots to the back area of Manson while he's down on the mat. Riley: See what I was talking about Comet? King is one of the smartest men in wrestling, with one of the smartest women in wrestling! There's no way that he's going to get into a situation where he doesn't have the advantage! Comet: For now I have to agree with you, but this match is just starting out right now. We have a long way to go before the end. King lifts Manson up to his feet now, and goes to set him up for the King Buster early in the match, however Manson manages to use his strength to back King into the corner hard. King is off guard at the moment, and when Manson gets out of the position that he's in, he turns around and nails King HARD into the face with an elbow shot in the corner, followed by dropping a knee right into the face of King when he's down in the corner. The crowd is cheering loudly and proudly as Manson controls the pace of the match. Manson leans in to grab King, however King manages to use a smart and quick move, a drop toe-hold, and drops Manson face first onto the second turnbuckle, followed up by kicking Manson HARD into the solo plexus. King pulls Manson out of the corner, and drops down, now grabbing the neck of Manson and attempts to go for a side-headlock, however Manson rolls with the hold, turning it into a modified version of a side cradle! One! TWO! Kickout by King, who gets up and looks STUNNED that Manson was able to do that. Comet: Manson not letting Max King get a moment of an advantage in this match, and that I think is a smart move by the champion right here: keep your challenger on his toes, and don't let him get the edge. Riley: It won't stay like that for long, look at King protest to the referee about Manson's cheating ways. That's a great idea by King! Manson doesn't let King talk for too long, going right over for an attempted knee to any body part of King, however he gets nothing but air when King steps slightly out of the way, pulling the leg up into the air and allowing Manson to fall on his back hard. King doesn't stop there, attempting to lock up Manson's leg into a submission hold, but Manson manages to trip down King with his free leg. King and Manson both get up on opposite sides of the ring of each other, staring each other down now...the crowd applauding the back and forth nature of this match thus far. Manson grins as he stands up completely, telling King to come and bring it on, and King looks really angry at how Manson is taunting him like that. King charges in wildly to attack, but Manson is ready for such a thing, having apparently planned on it, and catches King, dropping him with a spinebuster onto the mat. Manson goes for the cover... One! TWO! King manages to get a shoulder up just in time. Manson takes no chances, and while King is down on the mat goes to attempt to lock him into an STO. King manages to grab the ropes before the hold is completely put onto him though, and uses his strength to pull himself out of the ring to once again regroup. Comet: It seems to me that thus far in this match, Manson is ahead on points, Riley. Could King have underestimated the champion? Riley: Like I said, King is just waiting for the right moment to strike. You'll see...I hope. King looks up to the ring, and shakes his head, apparently saying "Screw this!" and going to walk out, leaving Kelly confused and Manson angry. Manson, not wanting a cheap victory by count-out, goes to rush after King to get him before he reaches the back. Manson gets within inches of King, and that's apparently exactly what King had planned, as he drives a knee HARD into the groin area of Manson, then tackles the legs of Manson! Riley: SEE! What did I tell you Comet? Manson has just learned exactly what King was planning to do! King is going to win this match because he's WAY smarter than Manson could ever be! Comet: That, and Manson doesn't cheat as much as King would. Riley: Don’t be such a nitpicker. King grabs Manson, ramming him face first into the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring, as well as himself. Taking his time due to his arrogant nature, King eventually reaches in and grabs the leg of Manson while he's down on the mat and starts to stomp away at the knee area of the leg! Manson winces a bit, but still pushes up, trying his best to get back up to his feet, until King grabs the leg once again, twisting it out of a natural position towards Manson's body. At the same time, King pushes his free elbow HARD into the small of Manson's back, further adding to the pain of this hold. Riley: Look at the intelligence factor of King, not only working the known past weakness of Manson, that being the leg, but driving his elbow into the back as well. This is perfect set up for a Compressor later on in the match. Comet: I'll have to agree with you there, but Manson showing a great amount of resilience, not letting this hold just keep him down on the mat! He's actually fighting to get to the ropes... King lets go of the hold when Manson's about to reach the ropes, and goes back to kicking the back of Manson, really wanting to keep him down on the mat as long as he can. However, one stomp manages to miss as Manson rolls out of the way, getting back up to his feet once again and strikes King with an elbow shot that sends the challenger into the corner. Manson grabs King as he comes out of the corner and flings him clear across the ring with an overhead Belly-to-Belly suplex. Manson dives in for the cover! One! TWO! King manages to get a foot on the bottom rope though, and the referee stops his count. Manson pulls King away from the ring ropes, and lifts him up to drop him across his knee with a backbreaker. With King in pain now, Manson goes off the ring to drop SOMETHING on him, but this time Kelly reaches into the ring and grabs the ankle of Manson, tripping him right down to his face. Comet: I was wondering when Kelly was going to stick her nose in this match. Can't King ever win a match without the help of Kelly? Riley: I'll have to tell her this when she gets the company. She'll have your job for that, Comet. Manson, apparently having seen King's match with Vladimir Everheart, slides out of the ring to confront Kelly about getting involved. Kelly backs up nervously, begging off Manson as he approaches her. Kelly tries to get away, but Manson grabs her by her ruby-colored hair, holding her in place. He seems ready to do SOMETHING to her, however King comes out of the ring just in the nick of time, grabbing Manson from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT onto the arena floor. Comet: Apparently, King and Kelly planned to be a distraction here, and now Manson has been caught off guard by the double team effort! Riley: And if Manson was just a little smarter, he wouldn't have fallen for that. But that's why King is so great of an opponent for him. King grabs Manson by his hair with the champion reeling, as Kelly brushes her hair back into the form that it had before Manson had grabbed it. King throws Manson back into the ring, sliding back in, saying as he slides in "NOW we do this my way!" Manson starts to slowly climb up to his feet, his head still a bit scrambled from being dropped onto the floor like he was. King glares angrily down at Manson getting up, and lifts him up into a vertical position, dropping him hard on his head with a piledriver! King goes for his first cover of the match... One! TWO! Somehow Manson BARELY manages to get his shoulder up, but a close up of his face shows that his eyes are a bit glassy looking at this. King hooks a leg this time for his cover... One! TWO! Manson STILL manages to get a shoulder up just in time. King is getting frustrated now at the repeated kick-outs by Manson, and puts a foot right onto the throat of Manson, holding it there before going to get to the top rope. Manson holds his throat a bit in pain, and then is caught off guard as King drops an elbow square into the chest of Manson, causing him to apparently loose his breath! King goes once again for a cover. One! TWO! THREE...NO! Manson STILL manages to get a shoulder up, and now King looks like he's getting frustrated. King picks up Manson once again off the mat, apparently going to slam him down to the ground, however Manson shows he wasn't completely out of his game, managing to roll King up with a small package! One! TWO! King manages to kick-out though, getting back up and driving his elbow HARD into Manson's sternum, a look of rage on his face at being almost defeated like he just was. King puts a knee into the back of Manson while the champion is down on the ground, pulling him in a bow and arrow! Comet: Manson in a dangerous position right now, and it looks like King is finally in control of the match... Riley: Like I TOLD you he would be! Why do you EVER doubt the things I say? King continues to wrench and pull on the body of Manson, stretching him in a position that no human body should normally go through, to the cheering of King's biggest (and maybe only) fan Kelly on the outside of the ring. Manson struggles and squirms like crazy, attempting to get out of this hold by any means necessary, but King has the hold locked in almost perfectly, leaving little to no way for the champion to free himself. Manson doesn't give up though, continuing to fight at struggle...somehow moving not only his own body but also King's towards the ring ropes. King fights hard to pull Manson back to the center of the ring, but Manson is too strong for that, and manages to latch onto the ring ropes with his legs, forcing King to let go of the hold. King, however, doesn't let go of the hold until a four count is laid down. However, it's very apparent that the damage has already been done to Manson, as he's holding his back in pain a bit. The referee gives a stern talking down to King due to his reluctance of breaking the submission hold, however King simply brushes off such protesting as he goes back and pulls Manson back into the middle of the ring. Picking Manson up to his feet, he sets him up once again for a reverse DDT, this time making sure that his knee is out in a perfect position, dropping the back of Manson's head right onto the knee. King once again goes for a cover. One! TWO! But Manson STILL manages to kick out of the pinning predicament. Riley: Damnit Manson, just give it up already! There's no way that you can actually hope to get the victory in this match! King has you beaten down, just forget about being the champion, and give up the match already! Comet: That's not the nature of Manson! Manson will continue to fight as long as he can! He fought so hard for the championship, he's not going to give it up so easily! Manson crawls to the ring ropes as King goes to get back up to his feet, cursing a bit at the continued fighting of Manson. King grabs Manson's legs as Manson holds on to the top rope, and without another thought kicked him right into the lower abdomen region...almost looking like a deliberate low blow. King doesn't just drop Manson though, and kicks him once again, then drops Manson back down to the mat to suffer a bit. "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CHAMP NOW?" King shouts out to the capacity crowd as Manson writhes in pain in the middle of the ring. The crowd, predictably, boos the heck out of King. King asks for a microphone now, which Kelly is all but happy to give to him while he allows Manson to suffer in the middle of the ring. "Since it's so obvious that I'm very close to winning the match here, I thought that I'd give you people a nice treat. I thought I'd give you a nice song: to the tune of New York, New York!" Comet: Oh no...don't tell me... Riley: YES! Great wrestling AND a great song! What could be better than this? Comet: ANYTHING! King, forcing himself to ignore the boos from the capacity Texas crowd as he begins to sing. "Start spreading the news, I'm winning today... The next champion will be named – Max King, Max King! These wrestling boots, have just stomped away At the pathetic chump in the ring – Manson, Manson! I'll be a champion, that all of you can cheer! Pop open the champagne...open the beer! My past career goals, are so far... GRRK!" King is suddenly interrupted as Manson, having recovered from the attacks of King, grabs him from behind around the waist and drops him hard with a textbook German Suplex! Looking down at the fallen mike, he reaches down and picks it up. "This is a wrestling match, not a God-damn American Idol Contest!" he says before tossing it out of the ring, almost hitting Kelly right in the face with it. Comet: Well now that that's over with it, we can get back to the WRESTLING portion of this USJL Title match! Riley: Bah...Manson has no respect for good singing! Manson lifts King back up off the mat after he finishes his statement, and once King is right back up to a vertical position once again, he whips King into the ropes, and when King bounces off, he drops King's throat right across the top rope with a Stun Gun. King walks and wobbles a bit into the ring. Manson waits for King to get right into the right position, and blasts him with his non-worked over leg with a nicely placed Yakuza Kick right to the jaw! Manson now goes for a cover of his own! One! TWO! King manages to get the shoulder up, apparently hearing Kelly's hands banging the mat to encourage him on. Manson looks around to the capacity crowd, all of whom are on their feet! "MAN-SON! MAN-SON! MAN-SON!" the crowd cheers at the top of their lungs, showing their support for the skills of the current USJL Champion. Manson looks back down to King, and when King is about to push himself back up to his feet, grabs his legs! Comet: Manson holding the legs of King now...I think I know what he's setting up...YES! Manson has Max King locked up in Hybrid Moments, and he's pulling back hard! Riley: NO! FIGHT IT KING! FIGHT OUT! Max King screams out in pain as the submission finisher of the champion is pulled hard, holding him at bay for the moment. Manson seems intense and rage-filled as he pulls back with the submission hold, all intentions on his face saying that he's content to make King submit to this in the middle of the ring. Manson looks back, seeing the hand of King about to tap out...and it does! However...the referee isn't there to see it, as Kelly is on the ring apron at the time, protesting something or another while she's up on the ring apron! Comet: And once again Kelly getting into the ring where she doesn't belong! Max King had given up, Manson should have this match won right now! Riley: But that's the thing, the referee didn't see it, so it's not an official decision! Comet: Manson now noticing Kelly on the ring apron as he lets go of the submission hold...he does NOT look pleased that she had prevented this victory! Kelly continues to protest with the referee now, apparently not noticing as the Denver native starts to approach them both. Manson yells at Kelly, really getting angry with her interference in this match, yelling at her to get back onto the floor and stay out. Kelly, seemingly angry about being told what to do by Manson, goes to slap him across the face, but her arm is caught by Manson and he grins, ready to do something to Kelly...until King dives in, cradling up Manson from behind and holding a handful of tights in the pin! One! TWO! But Manson STILL manages to kick out of the move! King is still struggling to get up, and Manson goes to strike the back area of King like King had done to him in the earlier parts of the match. Manson's elbow shots pound with sickening thuds into the back of the relative rookie, a fury and desire apparent in Manson's eyes that he wants to keep his title no matter how hard he has to fight. King eventually manages to roll away from Manson's assault, holding up his hands in a "time-out" gesture, apparently surprised and taken off guard by the fury of Manson. Comet: Manson has Max King right where he wants him! Manson is so close to getting the victory and retaining the championship that he can almost taste it! Riley: This is horrible! Come on King, fight it! You can take down this freak, just keep fighting! Manson just seems to laugh at the call for a time out by Max King, and kicks him right into the face with a nicely placed Mafia Kick! With King sitting down and prone in the corner, Manson rushes in and drops an elbow right onto the prone challenger. He then picks King back up to his feet, and continues to kick away at the body of King as hard as he can, not letting up at all. Manson steps back a few steps, then rushes in once again, ready to nail King right in the face with a back elbow...but King falls out of the way (whether by choice or by soreness is not really able to seen) and Manson's back hits hard into the corner. King, fighting off the pain that he's feeling, chops the chest of Manson as hard as he can, before lifting the champion to the top rope! Riley: Oh yeah Comet! Get Ready, King is about to win this match with the very same move that he got this match with in the first place! Comet: There's a very good chance that if Max King manages to hit this move perfectly, Manson will not be able to kick out. King lifting Manson up, over the top... Riley: SUPERB PLEX! PERFECTLY EXECUTED! And King is staying on for the cover now! One! TWO! THREE...NO! Manson BARELY manages to get a shoulder up, and Max King is STUNNED! Riley: DAMN! What does it take to keep this guy down! Comet: At this point in time, I'm not even sure if Max King CAN keep Manson down! King has tried everything he can, and Manson is STILL managing to kick out and fight out of these various holds! Riley: There has to be something! Manson starts to squirm a bit as King holds his head in shock and disbelief, a look that is mirrored by Kelly on the outside of the ring, and King gets back up to his feet to start to protest this count with the referee, almost POSITIVE that the count was a three count. Manson continues to recover from the Superb-Plex in the middle of the ring, getting back up to his knees now. King spits at the referee's feet, pissed off because he still thinks that the referee counted slow, and turns around... Comet: CONSEQUENCES! Manson just caught King with Consequences right in the middle of the ring, and King bouncing like a super ball onto his back! Riley: NO! Look out King, Manson's trying to pin you! Manson quickly dives in for the cover, not hooking a leg though... One! TWO! Quickly Kelly rushes over, putting King's foot on the bottom rope just before the three count can be completed. Manson is unaware, and just looks REALLY upset that King managed to somehow survive that move. Riley: YEAH! Give it up for "The Icon", Comet! You talk about how Manson has amazing resilience, but what about the amazing resilience of Max King? Comet: Resilience nothing, Kelly draped King's foot on the bottom rope! Riley: I didn't see Kelly do anything! Comet: You wouldn't. Manson looks to the nearby corner of the ring, smiling now as he sees that King is still apparently down and out in the ring. He starts to approach the corner, and the crowd cheers even more, knowing how rare it is for Manson to go to the top rope for anything. He is a bit slow to get up as he's not used to getting to the top, but once he's there he sizes the prone King up, and leaps off the top rope with a beautiful placed Savage Elbow... ...that nails the ring canvas with full force! Riley: That should teach Manson to try and steal some of Max King's moves! Max King has recently patented that elbow-drop! Comet: You can't patent wrestling moves like that! But nonetheless, both challenger and Champion are down in the ring, both having hit each other with so much from their arsenal...Manson is the first to get back up, but King is getting back up just at the same time! Manson and King turn to face each other, and when they do, King nails Manson right in the jaw with a straight right hand. Manson stumbles a bit, but doesn't fall down, as he returns the favor onto King. This exchange between the two competitors continues just like that for a bit, however Manson's punches seemingly seem to have just a bit more power in them, and King falls into the ropes, holding them to hold himself up. Manson drops to a knee for that minute, panting just a bit, the slugfest taking something out of himself as well, but he manages to get back up to his feet and starts to approach the weary challenger, not about to let him get a recovery. Manson swings for another punch, but King manages to duck under the punch, getting behind Manson... Riley: KING BUSTER! OUT OF NOWHERE! Comet: Could this be it! Max King nailing Manson from out of nowhere with that King Buster, and it looks like he's about to get the victory! King going in for the cover! Riley: This is it! One! TWO! THREE...NO! Riley: THE HELL!? Comet: Manson kicked out of the King Buster! Manson will not say die! Manson is going to fight till his final breath, but he is not going to give up any time soon! Max King seems ready to snap now, slamming the mat repeatedly with his fist in anger, almost POSITIVE that his King Buster would have put Manson away for the much needed three count! King seems to be getting more and more angry by the second, and slides to kick Manson's barely-moving body out of the ring, rolling out of the ring afterwards! Comet: I don't understand the thinking of Max King right now...he can't win the championship on the floor, he has to do it in the ring! Riley: That's not saying that he can't do some more punishment on the arena floor! Comet: Well there is that, but King will have to be careful, as he doesn't want to get disqualified! King, similar to his match with Everheart, grabs the head of Manson on the outside of the ring, and repeatedly starts to slam the face of Manson onto the arena floor. Seemingly not satisfied with just doing that, however, he tells Kelly to take the arena floor mat and pull it back, evil intentions in his eyes as the leggy red-head goes to do just that. King gets back up to his feet, and grabs Manson in a reverse face-lock, moving back to the arena floor! Grabbing the leg of Manson, it's now VERY apparent that he's going to drop Manson onto the arena floor with a King Buster...but Manson somehow senses this, and starts to slug away at the side of King, eventually causing the challenger to loosen his grip enough for Manson to slip his foot down, turn his body over, and flip King onto the floor with a Northern Lights Suplex! He stays on for the pin, apparently not realizing at the moment that he's on the arena floor, and that gives King just the amount of time that he needed to swing a hand right between Manson's legs, causing the champion to fall off to the side and hold himself in pain. King takes this moment to slide himself back into the ring, allowing himself once again some time to recover. Manson goes to get up to his feet, and King holds the referee, who goes over to check on King. Outside of the ring, Kelly slinks over sexily and dangerously to the prone Manson...and when he's in all fours, she swings one of her high heel shoes right between the legs of Manson, adding further pain to him. Comet: So since Manson has been continually fighting off everything that Max King has sent his way, Kelly has decided the only way that King can win the match is by cheating! Really great... Riley: Well it's about time that you realized things the way that they're supposed to... Comet: I was being sarcastic, Riley! Kelly helps Manson up just a bit and uses all of her strength to roll the champion back into the ring, then brushes off her body as she feels grossed out by touching someone like Manson. King quickly dives over to Manson, draping his body over Manson for a pinning predicament! One! TWO! But Manson manages to get a foot onto the bottom rope just in the nick of time (and without Kelly's help)! King rolls off of Manson, breathing a bit hard and looking at the lights, Manson barely moving himself in the same place that he was pinned at, his foot still draped over the bottom rope. King forces himself back onto his feet, glaring down and spitting down on the body of Manson, and grabs him by the arm, pulling him to the center of the ring, and making a thumb across throat gesture! He leans in to put Manson into the Compressor, but Manson has just enough wherewithal to roll King into a Victory Roll! One! TWO! THRE...NO! King rolls a bit forward, now Manson getting pinned by King! One! TWO! NO! Now MANSON rolls with the move, and King is once again being pinned in the center of the ring! One! TWO! This time King just kicks out of the hold, and Manson gets back up, apparently having gotten his second wind now as his body almost shakes in the middle of the ring. King sees this, and goes to go to the safety of the outside of the ring, but Manson doesn't allow him to get TOO far, as he grabs King by the hair, pulling him in, and in a moment that almost seems to take at MOST 2 seconds, spins him around with the Chaosphere! Manson doesn't seem to want to go for the cover this time, knowing what King and Kelly did to him on the outside of the ring, and is not about to let that stand without some type of repercussions! Picking Max King back up to his feet, he lifts King over his head, and drops him HARD with a powerbomb right onto the mat! He flips with the powerbomb into a pinning position! One! TWO! But King manages to roll his shoulder. King tries to roll away from Manson, but Manson will not have any of that, grabbing King once again, looking to the crowd to see if they would like to see King take some more in-ring punishment. Naturally, the fans are VERY approving of such a prospect of Max King taking some more punishment, and they cheer at the top of their lungs! Riley: Manson and this crowd have something in common, they're all sick psychopaths! What did Max King ever do to earn such hatred!? Comet: Do I have to give just ONE example? This crowd wants to see Max King pay, and pay with blood apparently! Manson lifts Max King back up to his feet, and lifts him up to the top rope, King all the way on the top now and wobbling to stay there. Comet: Looks like Manson is planning to Superplex King right off the top rope, similar to what King did just moments ago to Manson! Riley: Oh no he wouldn't! It's bad enough that he already used one of King's moves, now he's trying to copy King's Superb... Comet: No he isn't! He's going to go for the Consequences off the top rope! This could be just the thing that he needs to get the victory! Manson hooks the head of the almost completely out of it King up for the Consequences, climbing up the ropes with him, ready to drop him down! However, when he leaps off the ropes to do the move, Kelly leaps up onto the apron and grabs the leg of King, causing Manson to slip off with the move. Manson recovers with quick reaction time, landing on his feet, however before he can get to Kelly, she's already back down onto the arena floor. Manson doesn't realize that Kelly's actions allowed enough time for King to regain his bearings. Manson backs up to once again try his Top Rope Consequences, but King catches him off guard with a chop right to the throat area! Comet: This doesn't look good for Manson right now, Max King is on the top rope and has him prone... Riley: Comet, I think this is going to be something that we're never going to forget! Manson struggles a bit, fighting for his move...but as he jumps up King manages to catch him at the last second, and grabs his leg! From the top rope all the way down to the ring mat, King drops the champion with a devastating King Buster, the body of the champion flattening out on the mat, completely unconscious! King quickly goes for the cover! One! TWO! THREE!! Riley: YES! FINALLY, JUSTICE IS SERVED! "Superstar" starts to play over the speaker systems now, as Kelly happily dives into the ring, holding the USJL Championship and handing it to King! Funyon: Here is your winner, and the NEW SWF United States Junior League Champion, "THE ICON" MAX...KING! Comet: But once again, if it wasn't for Kelly Connelly's actions in this match, I don't think... Riley: Oh, no one wants to hear your whining and complaining, Comet! The fact of the matter is this: Max King fought a hard fought match against Manson, and while I admit Manson's experience hurt King early, the end result is great...King out-smarts Manson, and wins the USJL Championship! King stands up in the ring, with some help from Kelly, and looks out to the jeering crowd with a wide grin on his face, as he holds up the USJL Championship belt high above his head! King happily pumps the title above his head, apparently getting his second wind after the match is already over, and dip-kisses Kelly right in the middle of the ring as celebration! Comet: Ugh, couldn't they save this for when they're alone? Riley: ...I am SO jealous of Kelly right now! Comet: Well, unfortunately for Manson and his fans, Max King is your new USJL Champion...thanks of course to Kelly Connelly, who just can't seem to keep her nose out of King's matches. Don't go away though, we still have plenty more Pay Per View after this! The camera fades out on Max King and Kelly on the entry-ramp, King holding the championship high as Kelly hold King sexily. *INSERT AD BREAK HERE!*

Er, sorry. For Roberts, from when he turned from a heel to a face around 86-87 For Orndorff, his turn between Mania 1 and 2 For Valentine, his turn in the early 90s. For Muraco, his turn before WrestleMania 4.

OK, watching through my WrestleMania tapes again, and I was just wondering how some old-school wrestling turns happened: Jake "The Snake" Roberts "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff Greg "The Hammer" Valentine Hercules (his turn turning to Power and Glory) Don Muraco Thanks in advance.

Plus, Quark rules. How can you NOT like Quark?

Ah...I see. Sorry. ^^ I got done about 5:30...

I wouldn't mind seeing a Regal/Benoit match for the world title. Regal winning would be good, as would Benoit winning. Slightly better than Orton, if you ask me.

Yeah! Go Flesher! Let's have the two superior talents of the SWF (the veteran in you and the rookie in me) get wins! WHOO!

...why do you say that?

...DAMN... The Trek DVD Box is...bright. I wonder...does that mean the other two seasons will be in the other two colors? (blue and red)

He's going to face... BOB BACKLUND! Kidding, kidding. I don't have any prediction on who Angle will be facing. Though I WOULD love to see Angle bust out the Crossface Chickenwing again.

No, it's worth a million dollars! That's why it's the MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP! (kidding, I had to say that.)

Thunderbirds needed the marionettes.

Think of the view he could have though.

Jazz with the modified boxer's robe tonight... MOLLY! WAI! ...I wonder how long her hair is now... It has been what...almost 6 months now?

I am SO wanting Hurricane and Rosey (Rockslide) to win the tag titles. PLEASE! ^^