ChrisMWaters

Yeah, I know it's Manson. Just kept forgetting to type the n, and never looked back to see the mistake. I won't make the same mistake during the title match though.

Kane vs. all the Diva Wannabes in a Scaffolding match... ...oh wait, this is card predictions, not what I want to see. ...for some reason, I see Edge defending the IC title against Batista. Don't know why though.

Now HHH having a seizure in the ring... For a minute there, I thought Eugene was doing DX crotch chops.

YAY! HHH DOES NOT GET THE BELT BACK!

STUNNER BY EUGENE!

Ref bump in an iron man. This to set up Eugene...or HHH stealing the belt? We shall find out in 4:30.

Benoit looked like he was going to make a Spider-Man Mask with his own blood there....

Evolution does the Run In, see! Make Benoit Job to the 1-2-3! Give the Game another Victory...

I am SO glad that didn't happen at Mania XX, BTW.

...I guess Iron Man Rules say you can't hold onto a submission hold after a fall is official...

3-1 lead? Unless Benoit makes a big comeback, it's all over.

2-1, Favor Game.

KNEE BOY STRIKES!

1-0, Toothless Agression leads!

...the hell are the chanting?

THE HELL!? HHH CHANT!? ...Andy, find these people and kill them.

I like when they do the old-school style giving of the rules. Makes this kind of match seem more important

Smackdown Rebound actually brought me back after the Hos...er, "Diva Hopefuls"...took so much time.

This ending seems familiar...

Down to Jericho and Orton! .... .... .... GO JERICHO!

Tajiri = MORON! WHY go for a move like the Tarantula in a FRICKIN BATTLE ROYAL?

OK...Number 1 Contenders Battle Royal. So we'll probably just get a Divas match and the Diva Search segment besides the Iron Man Match.

Well, so much for Iron Man starting the show, apparently. We get the Intercontinental Champion insted. ...ringful of superstars? ...Iron Man Lumberjack Match?

And apparently Kamala will be wasted on the Divas Segment

DONE! And with an hour to spare! Usually I don't get done matches until the last minute. I'm getting better! And with 4,407 words too. Whew...