ChrisMWaters

So as of last night, the T.E. Kids reunited?

Rhyno and Tajiri, to me, is trippy. Because I remember they fought at least once before in ECW...

Too bad that's not a real Olympic event...

Edge stole his boss' old finisher!

Well if you want to go really crazy..I went to a Smackdown taping in Feb of 2002 (right after the Royal Rumble) and they teamed Brock Lesnar and Batista up vs the APA in a dark match.. Did Batista and Lesnar work well together?

Heh, I was there too. Also was Hogan and Edge in a title rematch with Billy and Chuck, IIRC.

The B-Line?

Staravenger: And here comes the Fat Chick Thriller himself!

Evolution...the Goldless Gods?

I'm just wondering what will happen if HHH severely injures himself again like he did with the Quad Tear... Besides some people here cellebrating, that is.

<Undertaker>I'll pass you by Paul...if you put a goddamn hat on from now on...

Hey yeah! who is Chavo replacing, though ? Kaz Hiyashi, I believe.

I still don't get why Spike isn't allowed to wear a shirt. Just put him back in his ECW attire...

And here's the man behind the reason for A-Train moving to Raw.

A RIVETING Kenzo Suzuki interview. His wife's cute though.

And tonight, it's a black furred Fifi...

Smarks Board Name: ChrisMWaters Wrestlers Name: "The Icon" Max King Nicknames: "The Superior Talent", "Wrestling's Superman" Height: 6'3 Weight: 250 lbs. Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Age: 25 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: None Ring Escort: Kelly Connelly (see below) Weapon(s): Nothing special. If he's DESPERATE enough to use one though, he will use a chair. Quotes: "My superiority: it's not a complex, it's a fact of life." "Sometimes, it's not easy being me." Physical Looks: King's a average sized man for a wrestler, but his body is not. He looks VERY ripped...to the point of chiseled. Though it may hurt to remember...think one of the guys off those BOD commercials. He has black hair cut short, in a style similar to...um...*shrug* I dunno, George Clooney? That works I guess. Out of Ring Attire: Without being OVER-dressed, he likes to wear stylish clothing. Expensive shirts and pants, as well as sunglasses. Think The Rock when he was corporate...only moreso. Ring Attire: Classic short tights in blue with "ICON" written on the back of them in cursive lettering, and his initials monogrammed on the front, ala Ric Flair's tights. Has boots that come right up to the calf, and matching kneepads and elbow pads. Ring Entrance: Kelly will come to the ring, and take the microphone from Funyon, looking out. She will make the announcement for King's entrance. Something along the lines of this. "Now ladies and gentlemen, you are about to be amazed and thrilled. So take a look now, to Wrestling's Superman himself...a god among mortals in the ring, the one and only Superior Talent himself...give it up...for "THE ICON" MAX KING!" An explosion occurs on the entryway, then "Superstar" by Saliva cues up. King steps out, a smug expression on his face as he comes to the ring. He doesn't even acknowledge the fans as he walks to the ring, his head up high with an arrogance about him as he does. He walks up the ring steps onto the apron, where Kelly is holding the ropes for him, sitting on the second one and holding up the top one with her arm. For visual aid, watch an old Randy Savage entrance with Ms. Elizabeth coming to the ring with him. Anyway, Max then enters the ring, standing in the center...and Kelly comes over, rubbing her hands up and down his body a bit, before kissing him on the cheek and leaving the ring. Max then looks to the entryway, almost taunting the opponent to come out. Stats: Strength: 5 Speed: 4 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 6 Style: The Icon wants to prove he is the best all around wrestler out there. He mostly sticks to the technical, mat based game...but doesn't limit himself to just that. He will do whatever it takes to win a match Signature moves: Superb Plex (Basically a plain old Superplex, but in mid air will twist his body so he lands right on top of an opponent. Will usually stay on for a pin from this position.) The Complex (Hits a person with a hard knee to the back, then follows up right away with a kick to the head. Follows it up by flexing a bit.) Leg Snapper (While opponents are on the mat face down, picks up the person's legs, jumps up, and snaps them towards the person's body to hyperextend the thigh muscles.) Jumping Piledriver Sleeper Drop Reverse DDT onto the knee. Top Rope Elbow Flying Forearm, followed by a roll to the feet and a pose Common moves: Knife Edged Chops in corner Elbows to the back Leg Drags Lifting DDT Flipping Neck Roll with opponent sitting (like the one Curt Hennig used to do) Enzuigiri Clothesline in the corner Back Elbow Shot Sternum buster Leaping Roundhouse Butterfly Suplex Corner Body Splash Running swinging neckbreaker High Cross Body Top Rope Splash Finishers: King Buster (Locks an opponent in a reverse DDT position, grabs the other leg with an arm, as if planning to a reverse Fisherman's suplex. However, he only gets a person up halfway into a vertical position, and then drops that person on his head. He then stays on for a pin from there.) The Compressor (Max's submission finisher. Basically the same set up as the Icon Buster, but goes from there into a kneeling position, putting a knee into the back of an opponent, holding and stretching the person as he locks his hands together) Notes: Max King's target points to work on in a match are the back and the neck. He goes out of his way to embarrass his opponent as well, because he thinks that he's better than anyone that he's up against. Since I didn't think it'd be right to put them under moves, he does a lot of cocky pins...including the Jericho style one. Bio: Max King was a kid with a dream, to be the best pro wrestler ever. As a young man, he joined the wrestling team in jr. high and then continued on through high school. Growing up, he started to get upset with how he saw wrestling change from the classic mat-based style he grew up with, and turn towards brawls and extreme styles, especially in his hometown. King went over to Japan to finish up his wrestling training, and spent 3 years over there competing. Now, he's returning to the United States, and has decided to pursue the SWF and it's champions Name: Kelly Connelly Height: 6' (mostly in her legs, like Stacy Keibler) Weight: She won't tell Age: 24 Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada Face/Heel: Heel Stats: Strength: 2 – She's not a trained competitor, but she is somewhat fit Speed: 4 (3 with heels) – Running is her main excercise Vitality: 3 – Can last a bit running, but never really worked a match, so hard to judge there Charisma: 6 – She loves to promote Max in her own unique way, and considers herself the female version of Bobby Heenan. Looks: A tall red-headed lovely. Her legs are 41 inches long (you know where I got the basis for that. ) and her body is well toned. Her chest is about a c-cup, and yes, they ARE natural there. Her red hair is straight, and flows down to her shoulders. The outfit of choice for her are female business suits...like the ones Debra used to wear. Entrance: When coming out by herself, Kelly will come out to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. She'll walk to the ring in a sexy manner, but in a way that almost says "I'm sexy AND better than you!" She'll then get into the ring through the second and top rope, like Stacy, but not as flirty. Moves: Kelly doesn't really get into matches as an active competitor, so she doesn't really have any wrestling moves. She's just mostly there to give moral support to her man, Max. Bio: Kelly was born to a family that owns a casino in Las Vegas. Not wanting to follow the family business, Kelly saved up and studied hard, and earned her way into college, earning degrees in business and law. Growing up, she was a wrestling fan, but was more into the role of managers than actual wrestlers, intrigued by what they did. Eventually, she found out about Max King, who was looking for a manager to handle the finer points of his career, and Kelly was quick to sign up. Since then, the two have grown close to each other...but how close? Notes: Kelly considers herself the next step in the great managers of the past like Bobby Heenan, Jimmy Hart, and the like. As such, if Max is in trouble, she will try to interject herself to help her man out. She'll only use her sexuality to distract if extremely necessary, due to the fact that she thinks Max is the only one worthy of such flirtations.

I recently had an evil thought about the Mega Man X series. What if, ala the series Newhart, the entire Mega Man X series... WAS JUST A DREAM OF THE ORIGINAL MEGA MAN! And don't say it couldn't happen.

That's VAL? I thought for a minute Rodney Mack had made a return...

HAH! They even put Eugene's picture for where Bischoff's picture usually is. THey went all out tonight.

One thing I'm wondering about this... WHERE IS MEGA MAN SOCCER!?

If this was a non-title match, I'd love to have seen Spike pull off an upset.

That's a good idea. Heh, I like that Summerslam commercial.

Little Naitch is in action NEXT!

Barry Horowitz? Oh, wait, the guy BEFORE Barry.