ChrisMWaters

SK: Well, currently the plan is that Kelly is just going to act better than she really is, saying that she's perfect leader material...acting like the boss of the show whenever she's on camera. That is, unless there's actually people that are going to sell to her. Then I'll start changing things up slightly for the more stock she buys.

The camera suddenly opens up to an office. Sitting at a desk is Kelly Connelly, wearing a black business suit, holding a stack of papers in her hands. "Good evening. I'm Kelly Connelly, representative of "The Icon" Max King...who was screwed out of the title shot that he so richly deserved. That will be addressed in a very near date...but at least this company was smart enough to realize that he still deserved a title shot despite that obvious cheating. That's not what I'm here to talk about though..." Kelly pulls up non-televised footage from this past Smarkdown, where Kelly is in the ring with Natasha in a bra and panties match. "This past Smarkdown, in a match before the televised tapings, I was humiliated by being put in such a degrading match as a bra and panties match. Not only was I not ASKED to participate in such a contest, but I didn't find out about this until I arrived at the arena!" Kelly stands up, slamming her hands on the desk. "Such actions are typical of the moronic, sexist owners of wrestling companies the world over. They treat women like nothing but objects, when we are SO much more than that. Well as a women with anger in her heart, I will not stand for this!" Kelly holds up the papers she was looking at, all of them having the SWF logo on the top of them. "I have been looking through the legal documents of the Smarks Wrestling Federation, and I have found the names of all the stockholders in this company. With this information at hand, I will do what is right for this company...I will give it just what it so desperately needs." Kelly now reaches into a drawer of the desk that she's sitting at, pulling out a thick wad of $100 bills. "I will BUY the stocks of SWF, and become this company's new owner!" "Think about it people...you would have someone with business prowess beyond those of most people. Someone who would have enough decency not to subjugate women to such demeaning things as bra and panties matches. Someone who would treat every person on the roster with the respect that they so rightly deserve." Kelly smiles to the camera. "Stock holders, take it into consideration. Think about the well-being of the wrestling world. Sell your stocks to me, Kelly Connelly...and I will take SWF to heights that it has never seen before." Kelly smiles, sitting into the chair again, and kicking up her feet onto the desk as the camera fades out.

That's because they're trying to cut down on DDTs due to Jake "The Snake" Roberts returning to WWE and coming on Smackdown. ...yes, I am just kidding.

(even though it's helpful in the final boss) I thought it was at first too. "Wow, the water balloons actually do something!" But then I realized the normal blaster with the laser did more damage. Um, I was referring to the Top Spin actually...

(even though it's helpful in the final boss) Aren't like, half the Mega Man games like that though? I know off the top of my head that 2 & 3 require you to use like, the worst weapon possible on Wiley, but are the others like that? I know 5 isn't...you don't use Charge Kick against the Doc.

Also, to anyone who ever played the Sega Saturn version of Mega Man 8... Did Cut Man and Wood Man get voices for their battles or no?

(even though it's helpful in the final boss) I'm assuming you forgot about the OH so great "Top Spin"?

Hmm...does Samu still wrestle? If so...HEADSHRINKERS REUNION!

Just checking something really quickly... If we have something for the show that is not part of a match, who do we send it to? Thanks in advance. VOTE KING FOR USJL CHAMP!

The Ocean...ever expanding...as far as the eye can see. It is here on this ocean setting we find a large sailing ship cruising at high speeds...a couple of people standing there...Max King and Kelly Connelly, to be more specific. Both are dressed in swimsuits...Max a black shorts one, Kelly in a thin blue one that leaves very little to the imagination. Max notices the camera coming towards them, and slows down his boat a bit. "Geez, we can't get a moment of peace, can we?" Kelly notes with a sigh, running a hand through her long red hair as she sits up. "First the damn Bra and panties match and now this, I think SWF is out to get us." Max smirks. "Either that or the cameraman has a crush on you." "Him and the majority of the SWF crowd." Kelly notes with a smirk. "Anyway, I'm guessing that you're here to get some comments about Max's match, right?" The camera nods up and down a bit in an affirmative gesture. "Well, let's have the man of the hour tell you himself." She says, all smiles as she motions her hand to Max. Max finishes up stopping the ship, then backflips over the railing near him, landing on his feet right next to his manager. "Ah yes, my match. Me against three people who can't really make an impact like yours truly can...Manson, Munich...and Jed Hernandez again." Max shakes his head. "Why is SWF SO intent on putting me in matches against people I've already beaten? It's almost like they want to give these guys a faint hope in their hearts that they have a chance to prove themselves not to be the failures that I've proven them to be." Kelly smirks. "Not that it will help them any in the long run. Even flukes like Hunt's so-called victory won't matter in the near future." "Very true Kelly. Because despite what anyone says, I'm the future of this company my friends. The two M's and Jed might as well just not show up for this match, because it's in the bag for me. As well as that oh so shiny USJL championship belt." Max strokes his chin. "Perhaps after this is all done, I'll try my skills against the main event tier of the company. After all, I am good enough to go against anyone that's up in that area." Kelly giggles a bit. "Max, you're BEYOND good enough to be in the main event. But we don't want to be greedy too early, right?" "Good point. Plus, we don't want to give away too much of my greatness just yet." He says. "Speaking of which, how's your deal working out?" Kelly smirks. "Oh, it will work out fine, trust me." She says with an almost demonic grin on her face. "And the SWF will NEVER be the same. I'll teach them to humiliate me like they did." Max smirks to the camera now. "You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Things are about to get MUCH better for us in the near future. And what's good for us...is EXCELLENT for all of you." Max then is about to go to the controls, as Kelly stands up, walking over to the cameraman, and pushing him backwards. He fumbles the camera, and it falls into the ocean, shorting out shortly after.

The only way I'll truly agree to the all-outness for JBL if it causes a return of IRS.

If there wasn't a Rockers reunion...I'd like to see Jannetty as a heel manager trying to get someone to destroy Shawn Michaels.

Huh...London and Kidman have a new team theme.

The whole wheelchair segment kinda gave me a Bret/HBK vibe for some odd reason.

Kenzo stealing Booker's stick is funny to me. ^^

(As a public service, I will now have Kelly Connelly say some words.) "How DARE SWF put a woman of MY class and MY high standards in something as degrading as a bra and panties match! How DARE people treat me like some brain-dead WWE Bimbo! I should sue this company for sexual harrassment charges right now, because I didn't even KNOW about this match until I arrived at this arena! You're all DAMN lucky that King won his match that night, because if he didn't, I would have to cut this company a new legal asshole!" [Kelly walks off angrily.] Anyway, thanks for putting King in even though I was kinda busy with personal matters.

If only either Jack Tunney or Gorilla Monsoon were still alive... THEY knew how to do the Authority Figure role RIGHT. Something WWE has sorta forgotten over the years apparently. ...really evil thought...what if they bring Hulk Hogan back as GM of Raw?

To better promote his book, duh.

Shouldn't that bring Taker out, as it's his mother Lita's talking about too?

Hmm...Jericho, you don't have any coffee nearby, do you?

Last I heard he's injured.

Top rope dropkick and the Stroke~! Seriously he used it on heat twice... Did he do it better than Triple J... (for you who haven't seen ANY NWA-TNA...Triple J = Jeff Jarrett)

No...then it would be a legdrop.

Top rope dropkick

So, I don't suppose you'll want to see the reality show "Tough Enough 1: X amount of years later..." then?