ChrisMWaters

Hey, he's got to do something to get an increase in his paycheck.

...I wish they'd put Spike back into his ECW attire. Or at least give him SOME type of top.

Seemed all right to me...

Hey...does that mean Teddy is the...LONG arm of the Law? ...sorry, had to say that.

Let Me Holla At Ya! GM Long!

Greetings. As you know, my character has a shot at the United States Junior League championship at the PPV this Sunday. Since this is my first Pay Per View event, and I want to make this special... I need a brief history of the USJL championship. For I want to do a special promo video package for it before the match itself.

It's Horshit! Er, Horshu/Luther Reigns. The second most famous French wrestler ever! (First being Andre)

Kenzo should go full blown with the respecting America thing, ala the Fabulous Rougeau Brothers. Hell, use the song "Living In America" by James Brown

Heh...yet Vince was on last week's Smackdown and apparently will be on this week's as well.

Booker T looks pretty good with the United States Championship

Hopefully just as a respect thing... I don't think Vince swings that way.

And thus we begin... with a recap of last week.

Here's a question though... How can you consider new Grand Slam champions with all the divisions of titles and the Brand Extension? Would a new Grand Slam champion have to have been on both Raw and Smackdown, winning any combination of the World Title, the WWE Title, the Intercontinental Title, the United States title, and either set of Tag Titles?

And remember, at one time Virgil had that belt! ...course he stole it, but he still had it. (Heenanisms, gotta love them. ^^)

Thanks. Took me a while to think of the right lyrics for it, but I think I managed.

There's a thought. Though is SCW a real promotion or just the counterpart to SWF?

Slightly on topic, slightly off. Now that they're releasing a version of Mario 64 for the DS with Luigi (as well as Yoshi and Wario) in it, who will take Luigi's place for all those "Find Luigi In Super Mario 64" theories?

I would like to see Piper back in the booth, actually. I kinda enjoyed his Rumble 91 work.

But in SWF land, we are the big league. The biggest infact. It's a note of cannon that the WWE dosent really exsist and that we're all stinking rich. Or something like that. ...oh. Damn, there goes my plan of having King wear WWE T-Shirts to the ring to piss off the fans.

HHH did it before during one of his World Heavyweight Championship reigns, if I remember correctly. Think he wrestled Maven.

Ignoring the whole debate on the Angle/Guerrero fued thing as well as the CHampion being on the B show... CHARLIE HAAS FINALLY RETURNS TO SMACKDOWN! AND IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME TOO! I was starting to worry that he joined his former partner Benjamin in the injured reserve.

Um... ... ... I'm not sure what that means. Still kinda new here.

SWF Smarkdown on July 26, 2004. A great moment in the lives of "The Icon" Max King and his manager...and more...Kelly Connelly. For this was the night that Max King got what, in their minds, he so rightly deserved: a shot at a championship belt. Fast Forward to the next night, where we find Max King and Kelly Connelly on a Luxury Cruise Ship, all by themselves, sitting in a Jacuzzi while wearing gold swimsuits. Kelly is leaning her head against King's chest as they relax, enjoying the sea air. "We did it. We got what we deserve." Kelly says as she rubs her finger seductively along King's chest. "That's right. A Pay Per View match, and for a title belt in this company." King notes with a bit smile on his face, both on that fact and Kelly's flirting. "Life is getting very good for us...unlike a vast majority of the people viewing this." "So true..." Kelly says with a smile, before focusing her attention to the camera. "You see people, things are finally starting to fall into place the way they should. My man here, the true Icon of the SWF Max King, finally gets his title shot, and very soon, I will get the ownership of this company. Two great things for two extraordinary people: what could possibly be better than that?" "Well, a shot at the world title..." King notes. "But right now, I'll let the boys have their fun on the top of the card. I'm not greedy...that's why I chose this minor league over the money of the WWE." "So true, so true." Kelly notes with a smile. "So Max, shall we give a message to your opponent for the next show?" "Please, allow me Kelly." He says, taking her hand and kissing the back of it. "You need the rest after making sure my last match was a...lead pipe sinch." Kelly giggles a bit, as King gets out of the Jacuzzi, she lays back, letting her breasts bob into the water. Kelly pushes the camera with her foot over so the lecherous fans don't lust over her for a while. King is drying himself off with a towel as the camera focuses on him. "You know, it's about time that my talents were put to good work like they are now. Not wasted with useless partners like Hunt or lost in the mix of multi-man matches." King begins. "No, you see...my talents have me as the center of attention, using every single ounce of my natural in-ring skills to wow and amaze people who have nothing better in their lives than to watch superstars like myself." King flings the wet towel onto a nearby drying bar, and puts on a bathrobe as he turns his focus completely on the camera now. "Now that's that said, I now have a chance to avenge my stolen lose from Manson in that multi-man match, and get the title that I should have had the shot at before. Now I know that a lot of you are thinking I'm being too cocky...but that's where you're wrong. I'm just so sure of myself, it's easy to let my confident nature get slightly out of hand." King smiles, now walking over to a speaker system that is set up, grabbing a microphone. "Now, in honor of this match, I decided it was a good time to show off my singing skills. While the tune is Frank Sinatra's old song "My Way", the words are entirely my own. Cue it up!" The familiar old tune starts to play, King waiting for the right moment to start singing. "And now, the match is near; And Manson's fate, is very certain His destiny is clear The reign is at it's final curtain. I'll go, and show my skill My will be the way to play I'm going to win the belt... ..and win it My Way! His skills? You kidding me? I outclass him beyond compare Besides that, I look so great With a great physique and such perfect hair! My strategy is great And there's one thing I right now will say I WILL go win the match And I'll win My Way! Yes the crowd will see, how great I am! Cause Manson's near the fire, in the frying pan! I assure you now, there is no doubt I'll beat Manson down, and knock him out! The champ will fall, and I'll stand tall! I'll win it my way!" King smiles as he turns off the speaker system. "It's all a matter of time, Manson. All a matter of time..." King smiles, walking back over to the Jacuzzi, where Kelly is now drying off her body. Her bikini is laying on the ground near her feet, yet her back is to the camera and her towel is covering her rear. "Max, I think the people have gotten all of you that they deserve. Now, how about we celebrate your win once again!" King grins, Kelly starting to turn around, however King turns off the camera before we can get a good look at the redhead's nude body.

http://tfarchive.com/cartoons/generationone/botd/index.php All the deaths in Transformers that were recorded. Alpha Trion and the planet Paradron I think are the only non-movie deaths. Oh, there's Optimus Prime too, but he came back so he wasn't permanent.

Are we forgetting about when Matt nearly snapped on David Hornesby as Hutch, The Asshole for the whole pictures incident?