Conspiracy_Victim

Denver takes Cutler?

I'm getting NFL 2006 flashbacks with that whole "vision cone" thing they're doing with the QB highlights.

Our first crier of the day. And now we go to our first real question mark of a pick.

Well, Hawk at 5, Davis at 6, Oakland doesn't want Leinart. Interesting to see how far he could fall. Arizona seems to be the most likely choice.

Hmm... Mixed reaction, but I'd say leaning towards positive. How strange.

"With the 4th pick in the draft, the New York Jets somehow draft both D'brickashaw Ferguson and Matt Leinart!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Matt Leinart just had an urgent need to go to the bathroom.

Because it's all they have to look forward to and they know it?

I heard that Charlie Casserly had to take a physical as part of the Texans' insurance coverage. When they got done the doctor told Casserly, "Well, we got your cranial X-rays back and we didn't find anything". When Casserly responded with an exclamation of joy, the doctor said, "No, what I mean is we couldn't find a brain!" That pretty much sums up my feelings on this decision by the Texans. Bush would've A) improved the offense by being Reggie Bush and B) improved the defense by helping keep them off the field. Instead, the Texans fell victim to the Mike Mamula Vortex in which common sense is sucked down and destroyed by combine numbers. Fie to you, Charlie Casserly, and a plague upon your house! Oh, by the way Gary Kubiak, your honeymoon just ended.

Wholesale carnage at the beginning of Transformers (Optimus, Rawhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack among others). I was 10 and loved the Transformers. Messed me up for a while. Jimmy Chitwood hitting the jumper from the top of the key to win the state title in Hoosiers. Ash J. Williams sawing his arm off (I'm a sucker for the Evil Dead series).

Wow, you mean she was attacked, kidnapped, and raped BEFORE this time? What are the odds? She's got horrible luck.

Nah, 2 or 3 tops. They still need another DB and a strongside LB. Winston in the second and someone like Colledge with one of the 3rds if available. Knowing Casserly though, he'll take some guy from Directional Podunk Technical College due to his "huge upside". Here's hoping Kubiak's running the show.

I remember when Eric Anthony hit one into the upper deck of the Astrodome, but Howard's homer might be the longest I've ever seen in a game. Absolutely destroyed that pitch.

Oh she might, but her tits will probably be able to stay above water. I don't know, it looks like in case of a water landing she can be used as a flotation device.

She is never, EVER, going to drown. Definitely a picture I like.

Looking back at Downhome's video, I came across something... strange. I hit the "more from the provider" link and it took me to a video of the same guy supposedly playing "Bark at the Moon". It has some anomalies, namely superhuman fingerwork and the frets pressing themselves. I don't know if it's a fake or what, but it definitely seems to raise some questions about the validity of his "Cowboys From Hell" performance. Anyway, the video is here for anyone who might want to take a look.

Anyone in Houston know why they didn't show SmackDown? Instead, we got "Spawn".

Disintegrating hippies. Awesome. Never got around to playing the first, but I might have to go get this one.

Yeah, blatant (understatement) ripoff of SAW. I still liked it though. Still trying to figure out what's going on with Lionel there at the end. Looks like he was reacting the same way Clark was when the crystals were calling him.

Get any beggar's disposition up to 70 and chat them up on the Gray Fox By "get into" the thief series, I meant I just don't feel like doing them. I've done the first couple and they didn't really appeal to me. Decided to work on the Daedric shrine quests instead.

Poor Melina. I'll be her BFF. I'll even throw in the "with benefits" part.

Hmm...so many choices and I'm limited to 5. OK I'll go with 1) Cindy Sheehan 2) Al Franken 3) Barry Bonds 4) Hillary Rodham Clinton 5) I could get political again, but I'll play it safe and go with Paris Hilton.

I actually like the Beastles one. The other one is...uhhh.. I'll just say that a Goth/Crow-esque kid from Nebraska trying to be a hardcore rapper made me laugh out loud while at the same time made me sad inside. It's like someone crossed the Icy Hot Stuntaz (look them up, they're good for a laugh) with ICP. And then took away whatever spark of talent might have still existed. In the universe.

That one with Bob Sapp scares me. It will devour your soul slowly, eating you from the inside out until nothing is left but a hollow shell. Now I know how the emo feel.

It doesn't happen often, which makes it all the sweeter. Oh well, I'll soon be back to posting about how Kevin Smith is the best director since Kubrick, and how prison guards don't actually make money off the inmates like you see in Oz or Prison Break (this has been the longest two year job of my life).