B. Brian Brunzell

Waffles truly are the lazy man's way for breakfast. Just pop 'em in the ol' toaster, and BAM~! they're done in like, 12 seconds. Pancakes take too much time to cook, and frozen pancakes suck balls. Although, I have to say that I'm a big fan of French, er um, FREEDOM toast.

I feel insulted every time I watch RAW. With the way Smackdown! seems to be going as of late, I'm kind of glad that I don't have a UPN affiliate.

Well, he *DID* get Undertaker off tv for a bit. I guess that's kind of good, isn't it?

This is the single greatest fucking thing I have ever read. Bravo.

Final Four Picks: Sheryl Crow Jewel

Elephant Riders OWNS. I still think the self-titled disc is Clutch's best, but goddamn, Elephant Riders is fucking great.

Easy. he said it to get all of us to make inappropriate and distasteful jokes about Luger. And it worked.

Wow. The majority of us(myself included) agree with HHH. THE END IS NEAR! Shane deserves all the shit he gets. He's managed to blackball himself from wrestling, with the exception of XPW, but then again, XPW really isn't wrestling.

I have to agree with Youth. The White Stripes are overrated as hell, same for Queens of the Stone Age. I'm going to say that Coldplay is vastly overrated. I'm no huge radiohead fan, and to me, they seem like a poor-man's version of Yorke and Co.

Final Four Picks: The Allman Bros. Band Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble

Oh man, you just KNEW that one was coming sooner or later. She is a Fighter~ Well, score one for raza.

My essential albums: London calling-The Clash Here Comes the Zoo-Local H How I Do-Res Phrenology-The Roots The Way I Feel-Remy Shand # 1's- Elvis Presley Dave Brubeck's Greatest Hits-The Dave Brubeck Band The Birth of Cool and Bitches Brew-Miles Davis Diamond Dogs-David Bowie Pet Sounds-The Beach Boys And finally, Among My Swans-Mazzy Star. this album is so fucking great. I love it to death. It's so relaxing, and Hope Sandoval's voice can just MELT you.

The new Strapping disc is etter than City? Shit, I may have to rob somebody to buy that mofo.

"She Sells Sanctuary"- The Cult

And Juliya es mas fina, or however the hell you say that in Spanish.

Oh man, you just KNEW that one was coming sooner or later.

They sure do. It's all about the Devin Townsend, Canada's greatest gift to music. Speaking of Devy, andyone have the new Strapping album? I'm so fucking broke that I haven't been able to pick itup. I have ehard good things though.

Quality review as usual, Dames. Makes me glad I didn't cough up 30 bucks to watch.

Nope, sory. Two words: Commissioner Helmsley

^^And vice versa

Is anyone actually SURPRISED by this?

Dude, it's the WWF. They don't give reasons for anything, they just do shit. And if they Do give reasons, they're ridiculous.

I think he'll end up managing to do both. I'm not quite sure how at the moment, but he'll take out everyone.

"The Rainy Season"- Strapping Young Lad

Man, you just described 95% of the audience that used to watch the WWF, and about 50% of the audience who watches it now. Nice work.