Nevermortal

Really? Gee, wow. So, then this must be wrong: And this: And that: Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/ So, those are all wrong? Wow. Yep, they're wrong. In the real world, once a dick goes in your ass, you are gay. No question about it.

The first anniversary show is solid all around with a standout 3 way between Low Ki/AJ Styles/Paul London and Briscoe-Briscoe in ROH part II. The only lowlight is the neverending scramble. DBD is tremendous. I'd wager it better than the Anniversary Show as it has more highlights and the best lowlight ever, the Jeff Hardy match. BFSE is essentially a one match show, but the one match is really fucking great. Corino-Homicide is one of the best brawls of 2003.

Death by alcohol poisoning. I can think of nothing else.

Brutal Bob Evans is the worst. I'd just like to clarify that.

HIM - Right Here in My Arms, You Are the One, Funeral of Hearts, Pretending, Razorblade Kiss

There is no such thing as a pansexual. Once again, if you take a penis in the BUTT, you are GAY!

NEVER BELIEVE PROWRESTLING.COM PERIOD. POINT FUCKING BLANK.

Remind to cancel my forthcoming post: My Photographic Adventures in Necrophilia.

This reminds me of an experience I had in summer camp. Some kid told me his father works in the compressed air business, so I asked him, "What does he do, fart in a can?" The kid immediately got pissed, left, and cried in the bathroom the whole day. The counselors couldn't coax him out of it the whole day, and they had to call his parents. What a mean fucker I am.

That's quite the lineup. What are those promoters thinking?

I'd say Nirvana, but they obviously can't get up and do the customary live performance. Madonna. No question.

Update: I finally got my Haggard. What a movie. Funny as hell, but if you don't know the whole CKY universe and their style of comedy, you probably would loathe it completely. Plus, it has a HIM video, so I'm all up ons.

"Heartache Every Moment" - HIM

That gimmick never gets old, my friend.

That's pretty hot.

Abortions for all!

That's BRILLIANT. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

"Funeral of Hearts" - HIM

Nothing like a mutilated fetus to brighten up my day.

I think they should move him to RAW. Only because once he comes back, it'll probably become the Brock/Kurt show again. With Angle gone, Benoit and begrudgingly....Holly can be elevated.

You're just a few steps closer into becoming a New England sports fan.

Fuck that match. Fuck that match straight to hell. Overall, good psychology with the leg/arm work, but nobody could give a fuck less about it. There was just absolutely nothing to care about. Stalling galore, neverending submissions, not to mention that it went on FOREVER. Then again, I guess the crowd needed a cool-down after the incredible street fight between Xavier & Walters. If this is what the Pure Wrestling division is going to be like, then I don't want to see it at all.

Yeah, guess what? Stevie Richards isn't that good. Just because he was decent in ECW doesn't make him any good now. And I can say, with confidence that he wasn't all that good of a wrestler to begin with.

HIM - Heartache Every Moment

DVD Player AFI - Sing the Sorrow (I needed an official copy) In Flames - Colony In Flames - Clayman Haggard (Bam Margera's movie) DVD Pulp Fiction Collector's Edition DVD Family Guy Season 3, Volume 2 DVD Seven Collector's Edition DVD Its a modest haul because my parents have to buy for my sister and my little brother, who naturally gets the most presents because he's 3.