Nevermortal

I am Established.... In the Human Fund.

You must give your cape and sceptre to me... And a smaller one for KG

Was Lionel the one yelling "DO FREEBIRD!!!!" during the crucifixion?

Dames is going to fuck up anyone who posted in this thread, methinks.

Laughable man, HA!

That should read: "The first superstar to bring it down after they inadvertently knock it off three times prior to the ending."

Interestingly enough, that picture was in my 7th grade science book. Knowledge +1!

Let there NEVER be an ill word spoken of the adventures of Tomko & Fertig.

I fuck for Gucci.

"Turbonegro Must Be Destroyed!!!" - Turbonegro

Fuck you bitches for dissing Dio. You'll never see the rainbow in the dark.

I don't want a Harlequin fetus.

Finally, a decent prize!

Didn't Vince force Mike McGuirk to give him a blowjob once?

I think you were supposed to be able to wipe everything out with three swipes of seashell. If not, then you're SOL I guess.

Is a Downhome vilification thread? If so, fuck ya'll, he hooks me up with PPV!

DOUCHEMON, I CHOOSE YOU!

Demolition Man was one hell of a movie. It had Glen Shaddix! GLEN FUCKING SHADDIX!

Summer of 2003.... Half the board's users (the original ones, like member no. 2000 and below) were banned. In a shocking SWERVE~! Banky helped Dames resurrect the board under the condition he be reinstated. Dames made a deal with the devil himself, bah gawd.

Quick Britney, stay away from envelope glue!

See, if the RIAA did a rap song about downloading with this character, I'd stop firing up Soulseek.

There's no such thing. And this guy...what a douche.

Fake beards = ratings. And I got fucking threadjacked. Cocksuckers.

"Do I Look Like a Slut?" - Avenue D

Phantom's like a mawfucker.