Nevermortal

I knew a Barbed Wire match in a middle school would never fly.

Yeah, why not let her do something for Extreme Associates while we're at it...

The expression is flawed, in my opinion. I think it means getting what you want or being spoiled, but still asking for more.

Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away. Slayer - Raining Blood

I wanted to go as well until my dad informed me that the cheapest tickets are like 30 bucks.

I think they're obviously going with Benoit v. Brock, even if its not at the Rumble, because he did make the guy tap. Cena's their pet project, he'll get his main event run in due time. Sad to say but Benoit's probably just another feud for Brock.

Nah, fuck the Public School System. PRIVATE SCHOOL HERE~! [pops collar] Subliminal Animal is the worst gimmick poster ever, Towelie.

OMG JIBMO INVADES TSM~! I believe the submission hold he did was a Full nelson, except he applied it with his legs. Xavier does a move like Walters did but he does it on the mat, not off the top.

OMG, OLD UT THEME!

Coming from you, that means a lot. (Read: Not a lot at all.)

We seem to be going up every day. I know we love the fyoocha, but its really making me feel weird. I need a fix, and I need it now.

Colt 45: Double Underhook Canadian Backbreaker Dream Sequence: Johnny bearhugs the guy, lifts him slightly off the ground. Trent connects with a Hart Attack bulldog, Johnny applies a Boston crab, Trent bounces off the ropes and hits a legdrop to the back of the opponent's head, Johnny releases the crab, does a dance backwards towards the opponent's head and then applies an Oriental Clutch. Trent bounces off the ropes twice and then hits a baseball slide dropkick.

"Finally..... (crowd cheers).....finally.......(crowd cheers).....finally The Rock has come back to To-RUN HIS MOUTH ON ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!"

Entombed - "To Ride, Shoot Straight, and Speak the Truth"

Respighi - Circus Maximus

I cried at the end of Bad Dudes. (Read: I didn't cry at all.)

Sidekicks ruled. Beau Bridges, John Brandis, Chuck Norris, Winnie from the Wonder Years, what's not to love?

http://sponsors.wwe.com/oops/index.html So....we fix their stupidity and they give us 10%? Or am I missing something here?

So how long until the Harrisons turn into crab-people?

I blame it on the fact that UGS has no punch and pie. They also do not have me.

Danielson works Velocity for the WWE but he's not under contract.

SLASHY~!

Yeah, the HTIB is what I was looking for. Thanks Ranto.

Dayum. I thought these shits were affordable.

1. Nah, holmes, you seem to be spelling out everything absolutely fine. 2. Most people on this board have a sig. So, logically, u get to the point where you just ignore them, or so is the case with many people. Again - it was quite unclear and very easy to interpret as being unsacrastic, if that's a word. Can't you just admit you're wrong for once instead of arguing your stupid points to the death? It's you that needs to follow that logic. Face it - the only reason you're saying what you just said is b/c you want me to be wrong. If you truly thought I was, you'd try to make me look like a fool, based on what I actually said, not on what you want to conclude. There's just no quit in you, Barber, huh? You took a simple joke and blown it way out of proportion, but really, I don't expect anything less from you; I mean hey, you are Jonathan Barber, king of the silly internet flame wars, right? Just admit that you can't take a joke, or you're just too damned stupid to interpret sarcasm.