Nevermortal

Stab me in the kneecap with a pocket knife.

99 cents a song, 9.95 an album.

A-fucking-men.

Worst gimmick poster in a long time.

Oh yeah, put one of the worst promo guys in a comissioner role. "ROOOOOOOAOAAAR" "What'd he say?" "I think he said that he's booking Blue Meanie v. Sandman."

Isn't Jones Soda the same people who make Celery flavoured pop?

Yeah, might be too high-brow for Nashville or Memphis or wherever the hell they run from.

Rent.

This reminds me of something that happened on Monday night. This kid was trying to trade in a PS2. When we tried it out, it wouldn't read blue discs. His reasoning: "No PS2's read blue discs anymore." My reasoning: "Too bad you bought a piece of shit system."

I ain't been around for two days. You wanna be startin' sumthin?

This is great.

"Mancock's Jungle"

I'd mark out harder if we had a "200 Light Tube Flaming Challenge" board.

I'd rather not see it for at least a while because I'm really liking this slow burn they're putting on the feud now. The fact that Raven chose a known drunk over his Straight-Edge follower is a GREAT touch, and I hope they play up that fact.

I'm gone two days and NHB turns into Hardcore? What's next, the No Roped Barbed Wire Landmine Double Hell Board? (PS: I still rule)

Its not our fault "Anthems of Rebellion" sucked. Amott should shut the fuck up. Arch Enemy 'sold out' (if you wanna call it that) when they picked Gossow as the vocalist.

The WWE offered him 500$ a week, a standard dev deal. Basically he makes more than 500$ in one night on the indy circuit, plus they pay for his travel expenses. WWE wanted him to move to where OVW is, and uproot himself and his wife (who is a teacher).

*marks out*

Or "Really Crappy Actor"

Bah gawd.

I want Compton Ass Terry to die.

Saw this one coming.

They should be brought in as bumbling idiots from Planet Stasiak. Yes, we've all experienced the mirth and merriment of the Tomko/Fertig thread, but let us press on. I thought the tattoo was getting to be the defining characteristics of certain WWE guys... One of Brock's trademark things is his giant back tattoo, as is Goldberg's tribal design. I say stop this ink discrimination; tattoos rule. Also, I guess this kinda rules out CM Punk ever going to the WWE, eh?

Yet one of their newest callups.....either Fertig or Tomko has his entire upper body covered in ink.

The Hoss Gauntlet John Heidenreich v. Kane v. Undertaker v. Nathan Jones v. Matt Morgan v. Bradshaw v. Albert v. Bill "Future Main Event Material" DeMott v. Batista v. Mark Henry