Nevermortal

Kamala v. A Raging Yak

The UGS is gay, anyway. Meaning, its bad. Not gay as in homosexual.

Its the Dames' cabana boy that he keeps out back. He gave him a mod account in exchange for pool cleansing services.

You're an idiot they never wrestled in a one on one match in NWA-TNA. Know your fucking facts. I never said they wrestled one on one in TNA, moron. They've wrestled there in tag bouts w/ XXX vs. Dlo/AJ. Who's the idiot now? Actually, you, because you never said anything, you basically just copied and pasted some other guys' news, much like all your other posts. What are u talking about? Everything in this thread that I posted was in my own news. Frank Iadevia (sp?) posted some short three or something sentence paragraph on JAPW.net about the match. I took what he said, put it in my own words, and gave my thoughts on it. Face it - the moron, SteveFranchise, was wrong in the first place and you're wrong that the above paragraph wasn't in my own words b/c it in fact was. But what are you saying that's of note? Nothing, that's what. I could get this news anywhere else. Why do I need to see it here. Don't be a shill. The guy in the puro folder called you out on the same thing and he's right. yeah, pimp the event if you so desire, but have something to say for fuck's sake.

Here's a list of my injuries 8 years old = Broken right ring finger (pee-wee basketball) 12 years old = Sprained left middle finger (a game of dodgeball gone awry) 16 years old = Broken right thumb, sprained right middle finger (falling down the stairs the day before Thanksgiving) 17 years old = Ingrown big toenails on both feet, infection leading to minor surgery where I had 3 needles stuck through each toe and my toenail unceremoniously yanked and shaven to proportions that are weird. There ya'll go. Also, I had some minor cuts from some backyard wrestling gone awry. So, advice to the backyarders out there, don't do it, and especially don't do it if your opponent proposes a 'Christmas Ornament Death Match'.

Sounds like somebody shit in their cereal. MUNG.

But as we all know from Moe Syzlak, they don't let ya do that no more.

Well I heard the radio single from this album and its a cover of Bad Company's "Feel Like Makin' Love", and oh fucking boy was it ever crap. Nay, it was the crap of the crap of the crap of the crap.

I loooooove Viva La Bam, but then again I'm a huge CKY mark. Wildboyz had a shitty first episode but the second one was hillarious, especially the Salmon Egg Fertilization.

You're an idiot they never wrestled in a one on one match in NWA-TNA. Know your fucking facts. I never said they wrestled one on one in TNA, moron. They've wrestled there in tag bouts w/ XXX vs. Dlo/AJ. Who's the idiot now? Actually, you, because you never said anything, you basically just copied and pasted some other guys' news, much like all your other posts.

Weirdest dream I ever had: I go to some graveyard, and for some reason I pick up a random girl (yeah, graveyards are real pick up spots) and take her back to my mansion (!). We end up fucking, and afterwards I go to take a shower, but nothing comes out except black slime, followed by copious amounts of blood. She then comes into the shower and asks me where the Cheerios are. I'm fucked up.

Make sure to put on a pre-wrap before you tape up or its going to suck removing the tape.

Yeah, too bad he's an overall asshole.

I checked this out from my store today and boy, oh boy does this NOT meet my expectations. - The graphics are pretty bad. I can understand that there's an awful lot of terrain to cover since they have rendered pretty much ALL of Southern California, but there's tons of slowdown, 'single-panel' graphics (especially the trees, oh god, the trees), and some bad camera work during the 'sneak' missions. - Driving is the best part of the game, but the only drawback is that there's an awful lot of pedestrians, and if you kill them, you're FUCKED, plain and simple, because they contribute to you not advancing in the game. - In the game, you've got a Good Cop/Bad Cop scale. If you have more Bad Cop ratings, then you can't advance. And its quite easily to rack up a Bad Cop scale simply by doing the things that you would think that you have to do in order to advance. - The idea to being a good cop is to apprehend criminals, but most of the criminals you find either run, shoot you, or engage you in hand to hand combat, making it impossible to arrest them properly, thus adding to your Bad Cop rating. The only criminals that give up are domestic disputes, unarmed muggers, and rapists. The rest try to fuck you up royally. - One of the major flaws is that it tries to be too many games at once, and thus, it just becomes an average game. The driving and causing random destruction is SO FUN but if you do it, you're screwed. The shooting is overly simplistic. The run & gun, dodge, and stealth missions are very watered down and simple. Those parts reminded me of the mind-bendingly hard Dead to Rights, just without the difficulty. - The voice acting rules. Chris Walken, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Madsen are all in there, plus others. However, the animators sucked at matching the mouth movements to the talking. Its all out of wack, I feel as if I'm watching some bad kung fu movie. - The soundtrack is absolute ASS. Now, I know its rap, and I don't like rap, but my god, this isn't even good rap. For a game with over 50 tracks, I keep hearing the same ones over and over. The only standout tracks are a Parliament Funkadelic track, Megadeth's two, and surprisingly enough Taproot's "Poem" & Deftones' "Minerva", only because I've actually heard them before and can slightly get into them while doing my thing in the game. Oh well, I hope the GTA 2 pack for XBOX is better than TC: TSoLA. And yes, I'm the only man to never, ever play the GTA games.

Max Payne 2, THUG, and the GTA 2 pack are the only games I need to be happy.

Quitting posting in this folder is a little silly just because someone disagrees with you.

Copies?

ICEBERG SUCKS. Get the fuck over it.

Did I mention that I absolutely frickin' LOVE the Spanky/London team?

BAM~! YAKUZA KICK!

I think they should make shit interesting and put B-Boy over Rave so we have a HI-V EXPLODES~! Iron Man match.

No, but it's not exactly unknown either, since they showed off all his robbery conviction shit in the buildup to WrestleMania. Why they chose to air that dirty laundry on TV, I don't have a fucking clue. They used it to weave a nice cinderella story that they paid off fully. ...... Oh wait, no, HHH just pedigreed him back to the midcard and singlehandedly mocked an entire race. WOO!

Peut-etre le plus faible, mais le plus sexy. *Goes to hit Sylvain with a chair, but turns and hits Government employee Dr. Tom with it instead* Jerry "The Dames" Lawler: No! He turned his back on America! I'm EN FUEGO~!

The moral: Don't change your lead singer unless he dies (IE: AC/DC).

I am pretty cool, I don't need people to tell me that I am, but thanks anyway. I remember reading an article presenting the facts on why Minor Threat were white supremacists but for the life of me I can't find it. Meh, their music fucking blew ass anyway. Shit, Code 13's better than them, and Code 13 sa-hucks.