Nevermortal

Don't buy the hype, it isn't as great as everyone makes it out to be. Says you. If it wasn't for Homicide-Corino, it'd be my match of the year for 2003.

LMAO.

At least Brock can wrestle worth a shit.

God what a shitty fucking spinebuster

It still doesn't make sense. Austin doesn't like anyone. Except JR, bah gawd.

See, Coach thinks she's going to give him a blowjob, and when he gets kicked in the stomach, the viewers are supposed to laugh. I'm not.

How does this guy keep getting in the back? By the way, he looks really old.

So, if Austin's team ends up being the winner, he gets to basically kick anyone's ass. Now, considering his past of randomly hurting anyone in his path, why would anyone actually join his team? Do they want to get their asses kicked by Austin? I guess they've all got the Stacy syndrome.

...so is she hot? That's a no brainer. Nordic chicks are allllll hot.

I think they should bring back the Genius. Did Hart manage Leapin' Lanny?

Well, all I know is that I'm watching tonight for one thing only, the debut of Spanky/London as a tag team.

I've said it once, I'll say it again... I'm still waiting for a 2 DVD re-release of No Holds Barred. That is all, jock-ass.

No match for Styles, Daniels, or anyone really interesting = no buy from me.

Allan. That's all you get for free biatches.

HAIL!

Fuck Buckethead. He could be the second coming of Steve Vai but he still looks like a ridiculous fucker. Maybe he should go join Slipknot. If Sharon cuts Zakk, she's a stupid bitch.

Of course you should fear Icelanders. They're all motherfucking vikings.

But...you...quoted it..... [head explodes]

I'm going as TheGame2705, complete with ass hair sticking out of my teeth.

Yes not to mention lo ki is so stiif to the point were almost killed danny maff at roh. Uh....I just said that, dude.

Benoit & Angle could feud forever, and I wouldn't care. They haven't put on a bad match yet.

Ah...yes. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): So, Smith can now change forms, and do the opposite of what he usually does (infect and make clones of himself)?

Ok, I just got done watching the DVD... Who is the guy lying next to Neo at the end? I got the feeling that it was Cypher from the first movie, but I'm doubting that. Help me out.

This punch is alcoholic. Straight edge, my ass.

Wow... First he legitimately KO's Danny Maff, and now he refuses to job to Homicide? What an asshole. My friend worked an ECWA show with him, and he's said that Low Ki has a major ego problem. All of the other wrestlers were very cordial, but Low Ki wouldn't look people in the eye when he shook their hands, and kept to himself.