Nevermortal

Classic thread material? I think so.

You shave your ass? No but i really dont have much ass hair oddly enough considering I have the hairest face ever,,, so i guess I got a baby's bottom but I have shaved my ass once or twice over the years. How do you do it? Is it hard to reach?

Games just being a bitch because he doesn't like me.

Styles > > > > > > > > > > > RVD in nearly every which way. RVD couln't hold Mr. Jones' jock.

I recently discovered Two Ton Predator. Heavy fucking stuff that I encourage all of you to check out.

You shave your ass?

Hahahahaha! Did Droz say that? If he did, it must have been through gritted teeth. Well, he is pretty much getting lifetime paychecks from the company, so I'd expect him to say shit like that.

Well, they probably don't like him because of the same reasons I don't like him... He's a good wrestler, just not very entertaining.

What a shitty computer. Did Horgh assemble it for you out of berries, twigs, and the bones of christians?

What was the deal with the I Quit match at Wrestlemania XI? This would be the second time that Backlund has been screwed while being put in a submission. He never said I Quit, it was more like "BLALLRGHGHGGH". So, in conclusion, I place the blame of the '97 Montreal screwjob on Bob Backlund......

I'll go with Option 2.

Who? My wife, Eleanor. (let's see if anyone gets THAT)

Documentaries NEVER do good in the theaters. I remember when I went to see Beyond the Mat and there were like a total of 5 other people in the theater.

As far as I know, the Maryland State Athletic commission stops the match immediately when someone bleeds. I think they then determine what you're penalty is when they see if its blading or hardway. Which leads me to believe that we might we some screwjob finish on Sunday with the blood.

It makes his "stick it straight up your candy ass" catch phrase that much more weird.

Please pay me.

Why would they book a main event that's almost guaranteeing a bloodbath in a state that you can't deliver said bloodbath in? A chain match without blood is like a Ric Flair match without chops. It just doesn't happen.

Well, we all have ass hair. He's the one who complained about it getting stuck in his teeth.

Man, that's a back that the Wifebeater would be proud of.

Ugh.

yes, it does. i wonder what yellow mist could do...... It reduces your drawing power.

Holy shit, the black mist!

Worst segment ever.

NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A FUCK

Oh my god, Anglesault's going to spew so much fucking venom tomorrow. Hide the women and children. This segment is retarded.