Nevermortal

I got two words for this guy... Captain Planet.

"WWE SmackDown! presents...NO MERCY! with the WWE US Title up for grabs in the first ever Shit Pool Match between Eddy Guerrero and The Big Show!" XPW already did it.

NO! FUCKERS!

I'm ashamed to admit I laughed at that response. Yeah, but then again you are a moron... Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrnnnnnn.......

THANK YOU.

Fuck this idea. I'd say a true guaranteed way to make the WWE money is to whore out the Divas. Prove me wrong.

1. BLASPHEMY~! Full House fucking rocked and I'm still waiting for the Seasons on DVD. 4. Urkel was funny. Who can forget when he changed into Stefan Urquelle? 15. Whoa. Don't go there. The sexual tension between Joey & Sixx was HOT. 20. I wholeheartedly agree. I wish death upon Jesse Camp. 24. Hrmm....I dunno if it was the character that was annoying or just her voice. Probably both, but at least she got hot looking before she had the kids on the show. I'd add Marge Simpson to the list. I never liked the bitch.

Take it or leave it. I could downgrade you to a *. I wonder what's saving me from negative stars.... You used to have a cool avatar. Floating heads = ratings~! BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

Ok...well...Jerelle Clark is going to go over like Gangbusters in Nashville because of his big move, that's all I can tell ya.

It'd work only if Burt demands his chyron changed to "Turd Ferguson".

Oh great, just what we needed, another inferno match. They all suck, and they're predictable as fuck because the only way to win is to light your opponent's forearm on fire, or at least that's how its gone the past few times.

Broken Lizard may be the only thing that can save that movie.

Take it or leave it. I could downgrade you to a *. I wonder what's saving me from negative stars....

A ~ without a !. This is foreign to me.

All great responses.

Well, now that they have the ECW footage... Best of the Dudley Boys. One disc, bio piece, but it needs to be chock full of extras. If they don't censor anything, it'd be fucken perfect. The Dudleys used to be infamous for inciting riots and working crowds into a frenzy. Sure, their ECW matches may not have been good, but their WWF stuff was. Tack on the tables match from Rumble 2000, Ladder Match from WM2000, their final ECW match (w/ Raven return angle), and we've got a must buy, for me at least.

Bah, now I've realized why I can never be a columnist. I can tell you that I like something, but I just can't tell you why I like something. On the other hand, I can wholeheartedly tell you every facet of something I hate. What a negative Nevermortal nancy I am.

Point taken. On that note, I'll change my answer to Deadsy. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about Deadsy, and I would say they suck more than any band has sucked before them. Deadsy's better than Orgy. I disagree wholeheartedly. At least Orgy had one or two semi-decent songs. Deadsy has nothing. Lake Waramaug > Orgy's entire body of work

Point taken. On that note, I'll change my answer to Deadsy. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about Deadsy, and I would say they suck more than any band has sucked before them. Deadsy's better than Orgy.

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Happenstance did NOT sell 100K.

That'll be a huge Clusterfuck unless they do it under gauntlet rules. That cage isn't exactly built for 10 guys.

Yeah, what a DUD. lol2003

[searches in vain for the "Here is the Room of Those that Care" picture]

Kane was actually taken to a medical facility last week where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better medical facility where his condition was upgraded to alive.