Nevermortal

Yeah, she's Bam's girlfriend. Go on KaZaA and download the Bam/Jenn sex scene if you want to see her boobs. what would you name the search? Try: cky jenn cky sex scene bam jenn cky4

No it wasn't. Yes it was. For what it was, it was good. A nice, polished piece of pop-punk. Thats an oxymoron. Not its not. In my humble opinion, it is, And they suck. I'm terribly sorry to break this to you. Well, luckily your opinion means jack shit to me.

I'll give you that. Black Sails & The Art of Drowning was good. But Sing the Sorrow was too, it just wasn't on the level of those two. The intro track is biz-oss. Yes, I just said biz-oss.

No it wasn't. Yes it was. For what it was, it was good. A nice, polished piece of pop-punk. Thats an oxymoron. Not its not.

No it wasn't. Yes it was. Doubtful, very doubtful. Nope, not in doubt at all.

No it wasn't. Yes it was.

Well, ok then. [reminds self not to ever take this poster seriously] Because I don't like your choice of music? C'mon, bro... Yeah. Do somethin'.

Well, ok then. [reminds self not to ever take this poster seriously]

I don't have my monacle with me, who is that a picture of? AFI.

Yeah, but I'm just not feelin' her arm tattoo.

Randy Marsh was fuckin' great in this one.

Everyone is, lately.

No, the picture is indeed disturbing. Hopefully Ian's the butch though. I couldn't take someone fucking Gandalf in the shit chute.

Yeah, I needed to change up my shit and I was listening to Girl's Not Grey, put two and two together and got that. I love the Romans.

I dislike this gimmick.

Clutch - Impetus

Yeah, she's Bam's girlfriend. Go on KaZaA and download the Bam/Jenn sex scene if you want to see her boobs.

The moral of this story: Don't fuck with Kazunari Murakami.

Meh, the band's about Amy anyway. Who gives a shit about the guitarist? They don't have any good riffs to begin with.

Yokozuna v. Mabel v. Tugboat Taylor v. Mr. Cheex in a "No Generic Fat Guy Standing Splashes" Deathmatch.

Man, just spring for the digital. Its not that much extra. I couldn't live without my digital cable. Although I will say fuck them for changing Comedy Central to channel 58. I missed the first few minutes of South Park last night.

I don't think TGS is all that funny. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes is another story. "I'll get you Eh Steve if its the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooo" But my favorite thing from the H*R site is the Strong Sad sadjournal. Its fucking gold.

In VLB, its the whole CKY group. Bam, Jenn, Phil, April, Dunn, Raab Himself, Rake Yohn, Don Vito and Brandon DiCamillo are all on the show. Surprisingly, Jess Margera and the CKY band aren't on there. Wildboyz has Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Manny Puig, and its directed by pretty much the same people as Jackass (Dimitry Elashykavich, Jeff Tremaine).

Sarge (from WCW) v. Tazz in a 50 foot ladder match

You know, I figured after he pretty much killed Miss Elizabeth (What, Confidential isn't truthful?), he'd never get work again. But I guess Dutch proved me wrong. I feel like shooting him in the testes with a BB gun, much like in the movie which shares his name.