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Nevermortal

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  1. I like this hour dedicated to Jenna Jameson and her upbringings as a whore.
  2. "AAA" - Strapping Young Lad
  3. "AAA" - Strapping Young Lad
  4. Nevermortal

    YOU

    You say that as if it's a bad thing.... METALLLLOOOOO
  5. http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html My favorite is #2 because of Iscariah's broken satellite antennae weapon thingie.
  6. Aren't you dead? stfu wtf
  7. JB LOL~!~!~!!@!!!WErofl
  8. "Rational Gaze" - Meshuggah
  9. Aren't you dead?
  10. "Bloodletting" - Lamb of God
  11. "Personal Jesus" - Depeche Mode
  12. I enjoyed JBL & Taker, but then again, I am a mark for 6'10 guys applying triangle chokes.
  13. I hate you for getting my hopes up.
  14. World Heavyweight Championship- Chris Benoit © vs. Randy Orton Winner: Benoit Why: Because they've gotta have at least one face win the title match, and they've got a shitload of time to shoot the belt to Orton. WWE Championship: JBL © vs. The Undertaker Winner: JBL Why: JBL is your fucking god, that's why. Expect liberal interference from OJ, and maybe Heymanreich. Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle Winner: Kurt Angle Why: He needs it more than Eddy. Angle's been booked to be a real bitch lately, so he needs to make Eddy tap tonight to remind people why he's one of the best in the world. Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship: Edge © vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho Winner: Batista Why: I hate Edge more than life itself, and I don't want Jericho to get the IC belt. Go Dave! 'Till Death Do Us Part Match: Kane vs. Matt Hardy Winner: Kane Why: Kane's lecher character is absolutely hillarious, and it can only get better when Lita has to marry him. Triple H vs. Eugene Winner: HHH Why: H has been losing all the time lately, and (I never thought I'd say this) needs a win. I expect blood, guts, and at least three HHH bladejobs. Booker T vs. John Cena Winner: John Cena Why: I dunno, I couldn't care less about either wrestler. Booker T is awful, and Cena isn't much better. Paul London, Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley Boyz Winner: The Dudley Boyz Why: If the Dudleys lose here, they'll look pretty lame coming off SUPER EVIL SPIKE~'s heel turn. Plus, they can save these teams for a Smackdown only PPV when they give them some sort of a gimmick match to blowoff the feud, like a TLC match. We're overdue for one.
  15. "City of the Condemned" - Bleeding Through
  16. Hey Chickie Singer.
  17. Alright Actually, just to spite you I'm going to leave this window open when I go to buy some sarsparilla. You do that. I didn't actually live up to this promise, so I failed in my spite. You win this round.
  18. Alright Actually, just to spite you I'm going to leave this window open when I go to buy some sarsparilla.
  19. You street racing hellion.
  20. I guess you could just huff some glue.
  21. "*Bob Holly & Billy Gunn defeated The Bashams. Gunn used the Styles Clash during the match." Find me the world's biggest frowny face emoticon. It's appropriate in this dark time.
  22. Hey not-Coey, what's up
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