Nevermortal

I support the election. Impeach Dr. Tom!

Telekinetic Sex?

Cheer up, big guy.

He's definitely older than me. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge

It's alright Banky.

Gag me with a spoon.

Internet feuds are gay!

God anticrombie, shut the fuck up, you fucking baby.

At the end of the Halo 2 trailer playing in theaters, the screen shows a url, http://www.ilovebees.com/ When you load it up, you get a seriously FUBAR'd webpage and then a countdown. Some people are saying that the countdown is actually ticking down to a Halo 2 early release date on August 24th.

"Gilded Cunt" - Cradle of Filth

Halo, kid

The best part is that they can show people taking a shit, but pussy? BANNED!

"An Epitaph" - Darkest Hour

Michael Moore is a genius. is Mike here yet?

I'd so stick it in Miriam.

"Projector" - Cannae

I'd give TAoP a 500 if I could. It's their best song ever, and one of the best songs ever created.

Him and Danzig should start a club.

Darkest Hour - "Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation" 01 - The Sadist Nation (9/10) 02 - Pay Phones and Pills (8/10) 03 - Oklahoma (8.5/10) 04 - Marching to the Killing Rhythm (9/10) 05 - The Misinformation Age (10/10) 06 - Seven Day Lie (8/10) 07 - Accessible Losses (10/10) 08 - The Patriot Virus (8/10) 09 - Veritas, Aequitas (10/10) 10 - For the Soul of the Savior (7/10)

"Seven Day Lie" - Darkest Hour Holy fucking Gothenburg.

The Rules of Attraction - 10/10 I can't get enough of this movie. This is like the 5th time I've watched it in 3 days.

I don't smoke, but I have absolutely no problem with other people smoking around me because I don't believe in second hand smoke bullshit theories about how you get cancer from being in a 30 inch proximity from a lit cigarette. The only problem I've ever had with cigarettes in my life was during my time working at Gamestop. EVERY OTHER EMPLOYEE SMOKED. I was the lone wolf. And because of their smoking, they got to take cigarette breaks like every hour or some shit, but when I wanted to take a bathroom break or just sit there and dick around for a bit, I got bitched at. I contemplated starting a habit then.

-Yep. - I wouldn't say that I'm rich. I'm definitely well off, but most of my friends parents have income that dwarfs mine. Not only do they match, I also get my pants ironed all the time, including my jeans. They've got a crease down the leg! For the most part, yep. True. I've only worked 3 jobs in my life. One was landscaping, one was retail, and the other is at a call center. I fully expect the real world to kick me in the nuts, because I have no idea what I'm going to do post-college. The hair will be cut eventually, but right now I'm fully content to let it grow out for year 2. I probably wouldn't get a tattoo because I'll regret it immediately. As for driving a van, I already do that, actually. It actually hauls ass, amazingly.

Coke C2. I can't tell the difference between this and regular coke. Good for them, but I'll stick with Pepsi Edge.

I demand an AoO assessment.