World Heavyweight Championship- Chris Benoit © vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Benoit
Why: Because they've gotta have at least one face win the title match, and they've got a shitload of time to shoot the belt to Orton.
WWE Championship: JBL © vs. The Undertaker
Winner: JBL
Why: JBL is your fucking god, that's why. Expect liberal interference from OJ, and maybe Heymanreich.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle
Winner: Kurt Angle
Why: He needs it more than Eddy. Angle's been booked to be a real bitch lately, so he needs to make Eddy tap tonight to remind people why he's one of the best in the world.
Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship: Edge © vs. Batista vs. Chris Jericho
Winner: Batista
Why: I hate Edge more than life itself, and I don't want Jericho to get the IC belt. Go Dave!
'Till Death Do Us Part Match: Kane vs. Matt Hardy
Winner: Kane
Why: Kane's lecher character is absolutely hillarious, and it can only get better when Lita has to marry him.
Triple H vs. Eugene
Winner: HHH
Why: H has been losing all the time lately, and (I never thought I'd say this) needs a win. I expect blood, guts, and at least three HHH bladejobs.
Booker T vs. John Cena
Winner: John Cena
Why: I dunno, I couldn't care less about either wrestler. Booker T is awful, and Cena isn't much better.
Paul London, Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley Boyz
Winner: The Dudley Boyz
Why: If the Dudleys lose here, they'll look pretty lame coming off SUPER EVIL SPIKE~'s heel turn. Plus, they can save these teams for a Smackdown only PPV when they give them some sort of a gimmick match to blowoff the feud, like a TLC match. We're overdue for one.