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One spotlight from underneath dimly lights a hooded figure, crouched in the centre of a wrestling ring. A deep, growling Trans-Pacific accent slowly emanates from the massive form. The voice has more than a hint of anger, not that this is anything unusual considering the source. Va'aiga: Bullshit and drama. It's all bullshit and drama. And this is one Maori who has had enough. Va'aiga throws the hood back on his robes and glowers at the camera intensely. Va'aiga: Toxxic. I don't give a flying fuck what that Puerto Rican told you. And business between us outside the wrestling ring is none of your business. All I'm gonna say is I ended up spending another night of my life in a jail cell. Memories of my youth came flooding back to me. It don't matter if the cops are New Zealanders or Puerto Rican, I fuckin' HATE being locked down for the night. But all that time left me thinking. I have this world title shot on the horizon, and the last thing I need is that pissy little shit messing with my chance, my opportunity, MY DESTINY. And I know that Rickman is one of the toughest little bastards in the industry. So there I am stuck in a cell, contemplating life and titles and a thought jumps into my head. LIGHTS! The camera pulls back and the arena lights go on revealing that the Maori is standing in the middle of THE NO ESCAPE CELL! Va'aiga: RICKMAN? You always like to keep it hardcore. Well I'm hardcore to MY VERY BONES! You put me through that flaming table and I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE IN BLOOD! See I know you're always ready for a challenge, and damn my culture is all about challenges. So what do you say? 20 by 20 by 20 of unforgiving steel. 8,000 cubic feet of pain. Two guys enter. One leaves with the belt, the other ON A GURNEY! No rules, no restrictions except one. NO RUNNING. You game? Because I want the challenge of taking you on, scratch that TAKING YOU OUT in one of the most brutal environments wrestling has to offer. And I know you're a hell of a lot more comfortable when you can go sneaking under that ring and fetch that ol' piece of hardware you call “Excalibur”. And I look forward to the time you do. Now for the little matter of SIN. I know you like to spout in your own language... well guys in post production, you're gonna have to get busy 'cuz I love spouting off in mine. Subtitles are overlaid across the bottom of the screen for clarity of non Maori viewers... Va'aiga: SIN! Matou mohio e koe mate, kia tutaki ano taua (Everyone but you knows the next time I see you, you are dead) Kaore he wahi o tera ki a koe, whawhai e te “Insane Luchador” (My fight with the Insane Luchador is none of your business) Kia hiwa ra, haerenge mai mau! (Be aware, I am coming for you) Na te Maori tou tenei tikanga te taua (Revenge is the Maori way) I te heke e te toto, pakarutia e wheua (Blood will flow, bones will be broken) He kupu tūpato tēnei ki a tonu koe. (This is your only warning) Va'aiga pauses and then uncurls his hand into the Shaka sign Va'aiga: BOO-YAH!

YAY!

Damn fine promo. Speaking of which ... I await a promo from IL.

I am Jagged Edge Drug fueled, Alcohol fueled and WORSE THAN YOU!

Ooh with Bo and WC around we can do the blowoff VDN vs Bruner/SIN match before Genesis

I have no idea Pete! Ask the admins? Oh and Mr Alexander... Michael Alexander - "DNA"

How can anything with Card involved gang laft agley?

Some more... Tracy Bruner - "They Call Me Mister" Insane Luchador - "Never Stop Believing" *yes I know the shirt is spelled wrong... But I didn't save my working (oops) Longdogger Pete - "Beware Of The Doggah" Tod James Stuart - "Putting On Wrestling Clinic" Va'aiga - "No Quarter Given..."

VDN - "Hardware" Toxxic - "Hardcore Punk" SIN - "Lucha Boricua" Manson - "Scream"

You know I could be quite confident about beating IL if he'd been abducted by aliens in league with the FBI.

I haven't really been around and I cocked the days up (I logged in and was really surprised by a three day old PM telling me to use the two days I had left wisely)

unless this thread ends up being the start of the SWFWF

This Is Not Even Bro Town Ow

Va'aiga: How come people don't understand me on the phone? Va'a: You don't even tok with your accent no more, ow! Va'aiga: I don't fucking swear that much Va'a: Not even, ow!

Natasha: ¡Me amo arañas!

QUOTE (Тайг @ Jul 3 2008, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "to find the SWF, just follow the trail of broken doors....." Given the number of broken doors (and tables) across five federations and ten years, Va'aiga is now responsible for 13.2% of the Home Depot Center's profits

Shortly after Next In Line... Fade in to the cracking sound of splintering wood Toxxic: Come in Va'aiga. Striding confidently into Landon Maddix's office, brushes remnants of door out of his path is the imposing figure of the Maori Badass. Toxxic sits at his desk, looks up, checks Va'aiga out to see he's not armed and looks back down to his highly important (probably) paperwork. Toxxic: You're about to tell me why you want a hardcore match with SIN aren't you? Va'aiga: Where the fuck is Landon? Toxxic: Landon is busy celebrating Spain's win in the football. Apparently he's got enough Spanish ancestry to use it as an excuse to go out and get loaded. Which leaves me in charge. Now you want SIN. Va'aiga: You're damn skippy. I'm going to make him bleed. Toxxic: You got him. Next show. Normal rules. Va'aiga: Normal rules? You guessed right first time Toxx. I want hardcore. Toxxic: You already have that in the future. VDN vs SIN and Bruner, hardcore rules. It's pencilled in for the first show you actually stay away from beating each other up long enough that all four of you are healthy. Va'aiga: So why the hell don't I get him rules free next show? Toxxic: I'm a businessman Va'aiga. I know the fans are salivating over you and Dace getting a chance to shed SIN and Bruner's blood. So there is NO WAY I am giving away a Hardcore match with any of the four of you before you all get it on. Plus if you have a hardcore match with SIN one of you may well end up hurt. No, you don't need to tell me it's going to be him, which is again what you're about to say, more to the point if one of you gets hurt it delays the big tag match longer. Neither of us wants that. So you get SIN, straight up rules. Fine? Va'aiga: Fine. Va'aiga walks off as Toxxic allows himself an under-the-breath “Bloody hellfire!” and a shake of the head. Megan Skye walks into the office, treading carefully over the shattered pieces of door. Skye: What was that all about? Toxxic: The Maori wanted a match with SIN. So I booked it. Skye: OK. And how are you going to explain the situation to Landon? Toxxic: Megan.... Get the duckies. Fade out...

Will El Asesino Boricua play face amongst his own people? Will Dace and Bruner get involved? Will I actually show without Toxxie prodding me with "Your opponent has gone AWOL, please write something so we don't get a DNS Main Event"? Stay tuned to find out...

Oh Nottingham Is full of fun Oh Nottingham is full of fun There's tits, wrestlers and Forest Oh Nottingham is full of fun.

Managed to confuse me more, in as much as I was already slightly confused by the two of everything.

Just so everyone knows i am currently out of action because i've picked up this double vision thing and I can't see well enough to write anything Will

It was me vs you vs someone (Crowe I think). I won with a 2K match which i hated writing (I hate three way dances at the best of times)

Or it just gives you something else to bitch about in a board promo?

Is Wildchild a heel in Jamaica? He could cut a promo on how Barbados has better music, better cricketers....