Rawknight

ok you can pick two, as in "who you'd like to see in the final match" I'm gonna wrestle myself in a short (2500 maybe) match for an SWF contract down the line. Anyone who's picked can pick again once!

OH to help you choose.. some stats (helps you know who's a cruiser, too!) Name, Home Town, Height, Weight, Finisher 1. John Aikman, Detroit MI, 6'3, 222, Aikman Special (Ropewalk to Flying Cross Armbreaker) 2. "El Hombre Sin Cara" Maskarade, Tijuana Baja California, 5'9, 181, Maskaradita (Armbar and arm scissors, crucifx style) 3. Rage, Atlanta GA, 6'7, 310, Rage Crush (Powerbomb to Diamond Cutter) 4. Craig Steiner, Columbus OH, 6'2, 255, Steiner Spine Aligner (Torture Rack to.. umm.. bit like a Bubba Bomb bump sideways) 5. Nailbomb. Buffalo NY, 6'10, 295, The Nailbomb (powerbomb with low blow)?THe FInal Nail (top rope elbow drop) 6. Dynamite Chris Schett (& Holly). Stark Co. IL, 5'10, 210, Dynamite Bomb (Cradle Emerlad Frosion - side fally michinoku driver thing) 7. Switchblade. Jefferson Co. OR, 6'3, 238, Crucify to Purify (Flipping Crucifix Powerbomb/Iconoclasm) 8. Craig Blitz. Concord NJ, 6'8, 289, Blitzkreig (Shooting Star Press)/LBB (Running Jackknife powerbomb... as it it ends in a jackknife pin) 9. Cryptstalker (w/ Destiny). Globe AZ (or "The Crypt"), 7'1, 385, Graveyard Crash (Steiner Body Vice CHarge) to RIP (Running Inverted Powerslam/Running DOminator) 10. Sara "Bad" Apple, Albany NY, 5'9, 160ish (don't ask her), Apple Corer (Spinning Northern Lights Bomb), Fruit Salad (add a big slice of apple to plums... or grapefruits) 11. "Big" John Quinn. Jefferson Co OR, 6'11, 319, Stalling Super Brainburster 12. "La Sensation Senegalaise" Said. Marseille Provence (or "The Planet Mars"), 6'4, 232, Banlieux Buster (Spinning Ki Krusher)

Johnny's right. The fed, the readers and most of all *I* do not have the patience for 12 n00b character promos. Especially with my work from home degree course FINALLY starting. So here's the 12 gimmicks, pick the one you want and I'll decide what to do with the final two. Note: If you don't vote on this: you rape tramps. Look I see you out there now... you're not voicing your opinion because.. you're doing a hobo! Look! Look at you, you filthy freak! 1. John Aikman. Classic whiny technical heel, taking very much after his mentor CHris Card 2. "El Hombre Sin Cara" Maskarade. Luchadore who prides himself on his high flying, acid induced mat work and of course warrior tradition. 3. Rage. Angry angry angry brawler. Sort of like Rhyno in facepaint. 4. Craig Steiner. Influenced by his namesakes, throws a half ton of suplexes. Maybe more like Taz, actually. 5. Nailbomb. Goth pro football player. Wrestles fairly brawly. 6. Dynamite Chris Schett (& Holly). Heel Benoit influenced, mabe a touch more flying. Very Japanese Jr Heavyweight fare. 7. Switchblade. Martial Artist and psychopath. OOC He's Big John QUinn's brother. 8. Craig Blitz. Former teammate of Nailbomb, football player with a fun side. 9. Cryptstalker (w/ Destiny). The big protoge of Sean Fate (along with Tomb). Tall and thin as a rake. 10. Sara "Bad" Apple. Feisty woman, athletic and capable of beating up crusierweights. Or anyone foolish enough to put their ball sack near her size 7s. 11. "Big" John Quinn. Lumberjack. 12. "La Sensation Senegalaise" Said. Senegalese-French ghetto gangsta type. The exact opposite of what you'd expect a french wrestler to be like, ever.

Biggest mark out moment, bear in mind i've NEVER really been a mark (I got into wrestling late) was the Dudleys FINALLY putting Tori through a table. In 99 that was fresh, you know. I lept out of my seat and did the testify sign. The biggest Holy Shit moment is still Rhino giving Lori Fullington the off the apron piledriver through a table. It looked like she was broken in half. For high comedy nothing beats that great triad of Edge, Christian and a kazoo. From the world of UFC, Tito flipping off and crotch chopping Shamrock. When Couture made Tito CRY I bet Shamrock was laughing his ass off. And for extra credit... Ms Hancock/Daffney lingerie match. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What this fed needs is more soft drugs and loose women.

...so do what works for you? Sounds about right

Chris Card lite. No man more closely resembles his trainer

say what you think, but you'll have to wait for more of these promos before you pick the final 2

Axis: In January 2004, the SWF Head Office asked former SJL wrestler and prominent trainer of young wrestlers Chris Card if he had any students that the SWF could sign as a future superstar. Chris Card said he had a class of twelve, all of whom who were prospects. Then the SWF had an idea. Then the SWF had a… ::Metallic script over a black screen, every hit of a letter accompanied by a crashing sound:: R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-ON ---------------------------------------- Walking into the TV studio, Revolution graduate and occasional SWF TV dark match victim John Aikman is every inch the model professional wrestler. A chiseled and cut physique, small enough to be considered a cruiserweight but and powerful enough to take on guys of any size on his own merits. A Chris Benoit, a Tom Flesher, an Eddy Guererro figure… with a sickeningly smug grin. Aikman wipes a stray bead of sweat off his chest and slowly motions for the camera to give a long slow pan of his body and the cocky young prospect laughs quietly to himself. John Aikman: Sometimes in a man’s life he has to make choices. Do I scratch my fat backside or let it itch on? Do I flick over the TV to the sport, or keep vegetating in front of “When Magicians Collapse IV”? Do I get out of bed to cash my welfare check or let my 16 kids starve? Well just like you, all of you poor slobs back home, John Aikman has to make choices. Do I cut loose and really say what I think? Do I tell you just what I could do to all those SWF stars, all YOUR heroes? Do I point out every last way in which I am better than ANYONE who steps up to face me? Or do I say nothing and leave you all in suspense? Aikman moves to leave and then broadens his grin, laughs to himself again – clearly highly amused by toying with the viewers before continuing. John Aikman: See John Aikman is about words, but he’s about more than words. He’s about desire, heart, fight, ambition but bottom line is; John Aikman is about ABILITY. Simply put I am going to become the BEST DAMN WRESTLER IN THE WORLD ALIVE TODAY… PERIOD, and they’re just not a lot you can do to stop me. Now I know I don’t have to beg for your votes because… look. Just look. Let your eyes wander up and down this perfect figure and let your common sense do the voting for you. Taking breath Aikman pauses, leaving the common sense thought in the mind of the voting public for a few seconds. John Aikman: Give those overpaid slobs in the SWF a lesson in respect. Vote for a little more perfection in professional wrestling…Right?

...Grand Slam is available for special appearances? *temporarily forgets current project and warms up lariatting arm again*

From my position of hiatus-and-thinking-about-new-angles I *HATE* random backstage attacks on me. I had a ton of shit with it in the GFWA. When the Haka Boyz were tag champs every man and his dog threw backstage attacks at me (Including one team twice) and it got horribly, HORRIBLY out of control. Flip side is, I've planned better angles here than I've ever done elsewhere. Everything from my turn on Dace forwards has been planned in advance by me and the other parties, and EVERY backstage attack (count so far is seven I think) was asked for in person. That covers my turn Va'aiga vs Danny I Va'aiga vs Janus Va'aiga vs Danny II Va'aiga vs Grappler ...and essentially the whole Trinity/Unnamed angle (and the funky character development stuff with Teebs), BEAUTIFULLY planned and executed by all involved. All sorted on the boards and in MSN/AOL/SWF Chat Room chats. So if you want to beat each other up backstage and put some shock value in it's cool, but i'd be as shocked by Jake thwacking Coy with THE PIPE~! whether it was planned or out of the blue. All I know is that I liked the way lariatting the Eel came off, and Frost'll confirm i asked him.

Thanks for covering my boo-tay in the light of more computer probs Duran

but there's LOTS of us Toxxic, Aecas, Dace, Me, Landon... I wonder if ED and TES will come back... Three shirts on your lion and all that...

Maddix is one of us? Coolies! Wait Maddix is an East Anglian.. so's Toxxic! Cept he did the sensible thing and moved to Nottingham....

Coy needs more depth to be as good as Ejiro Ejiro was around for a LOT longer than Coy has been Coy will get the depth with time. Look how Va'aiga has morphed from a shouting maniac who smashed people randomly with chairs into ummmm a shouting TATOOED maniac who smashes people randomly with Lariats And Coy is far more sensible in his outfit than Sacred or Johnny D

Or in other words... The Unnamed call as much promo time as we damn well need

*sobs about failing his database module* *realises he didn't even turn UP to the Business studies one* Ha. My NHC. What a failure.

umm.. make the image you're sending bigger? Seriously work with vector images and text as a base, make what you upload as big as you damn well can. For instance to make a TNT shirt, use CorelDraw or Illustrator to make a fucking huge .png file with a clipart of a stick of tnt or a bunch of TNT, add the text huge, upload huge and you should get a big choice of size

oooh where...?

Random note: If you understand the internal storyline behind the Unnamed, Duran's probably the #1 pure heel in the fed at the moment.

OK I'm posting it here because... umm.. well I have no idea, but this mainly covers indies I guess. If anyone smarky enough to be on here has missed it, The Wrestling Channel starts up in the UK on March the 15th on Sky. 8 hours a day of ROH, TNA, CZW, MLW, FWA, IWW, NOAH and more. On Sky. And not ntl. I live on the 6th floor. I can't fit a dish. I am not a happy smark. Anyone else who is British and has cable instead of satellite TV should do what I've done and complain to ntl and hopefully by weight of numbers we can get them to carry it. If nothing else you can lose some of that pent up agression by bitching out a customer support staff member. I've already written to 411, The Torch AND the Observer and asked them to spread the word. *runs back to the SWF to hide again*

If we're randomly mentioning stupid stuff, i wish i had a saved copy of Va'aiga and Jay Dawg doing a proper shoot style brawl with guard passes and sumbission attempts - in the women's toilets. THat and the shampoo spot for the same match. Shampoo to the eyes followed by ramming JD's head into a sink causing the taps to run.

Disco Inferno won the WCW cruiserweight title and i doubt he was below 235...

Random note... LHW is probably more wrong, seeing as that's the 205lb category in wrestling and MMA in the flexible world of boxing Cruiserweight has a slightly higher weight limit to LHW though the two REALLY overlap (as it does in lucha, where it goes Welter, Middle, Light Heavy, Cruiser, Heavy) so it's probably more right. The title is supposed to be the equivalent of the Olympic 100kg weight division, Kurt Angle's. Weight limit for that is 220.7lbs, and that's the... umm... I dunno ask Tom I'm pretty sure that's heavyweight and anything bigger would be superheavy or free weight. Of course if we're supposed to be Smarks it should be the Jr. Heavyweight, like it is in Japan Of course this could ALL be wrong - your mileage may vary. I like cruiserweight though.

Dace plays Ricky Morton cos it's an extended tag match, Even start, Annie plays FIP first half, Dace second half and Grap's fresh man for the finish. You might notice the first hot tag to Dace, visual pin and skullduggery to put us back in control happens suspiciously near the 3K mark Plus Dace played face in peril for about 80% of Va'aiga/Dace matches, including all of our sucessful title reign, so I wrote what I'm used to a bit.