Mecha Mummy

Kotz.

Irritatingly, it looks like FSN Northwest isn't fucking airing the show today in lieu of I, Max and some other crap. First time I get a chance to watch it and this happens.

Miomoto? Is that Kazushi Miyamoto? Oh, and is it just me or has every Impact so far featured Triple J El Kabonging various people?

So that's more or less half of what Velocity does? That's a good number for TNA seeing as they have nowhere near the exposure that WWE does. Good for TNA.

Ranma 1/2: Big Trouble in Nekonron, China had a very good opening sequence that perfectly illustrated how huge and insane the Ranma 1/2 cast is. I liked it very much.

Kotz Agent Of Oblivion

55. JBL. That's catchier than HHH. I guess. Maybe.

What the hell? I heard that Rave's performances were picking up and everything. Ugh.

Good lineup, but what's with the total lack of Styles vs. Raven?

.... Th... They have the son of JIMMY SNUKA, a WWE Legend who is ALWAYS showing up on WWE programming... and they want to make him a MIDDLE EASTERN HEEL. I... wow. Just... wow.

Fuck Bubbleboy. Dude's Donnie fucking Darko. Get Bubbleboy out of here.

Goddamn it.

Holy shit. I can't believe it took me that long to realize that Anna Farris' character in Lost in Translation was TOTALLY a spoof of Cameron Diaz, another actress who annoys the heck out of me. Julia Roberts is also someone I can't stand. She almost single-handedly ruined Ocean's Eleven for me because she was so bad in it.

Hell yes.

They're good armdrags, but that's all they are. Gail has some nice moves in her arsenal but she's still not good at making them count.

Tess always came off to me as being just as limited as Dat and even less funny. Perhaps charismatic or something, but not funny. Rich and Dave were the two best and I wish they would've been the final two.

Halle Berry strikes me as being rather overrated in every way.

If it's the one Red won, I loved that match. AJ and Plumtree's commentary during the next match made it even better.

I liked Dat until he started repeating his jokes and relying on talking about his parents a too much. The Mortal Kombat joke he did was awesome.

Dat Phan was okay. He had his moments, anyway. Of course, watching his Comedy Central special pretty much reveals how little material he has. Rich Vos or Dave Mordal should have won, though.

I'll occasionally say "mark out" or "no-sell." People in my clique have more or less figured out the meaning by now.

That catchphrase ruled, especially when it had no place in the freestyle Cena had previously done.

Eddy needs to fucking chill. Losing it over fans who dislike him isn't the best testament to his temper.

Kotz Lord Of The Curry Ripper Thumbtack

My GOD is it weird remembering happy-go-lucky Molly now. That looks like it was a great segment, though.