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Mik, just admit you don't have a life. Nobody will think any less of you.

I'm actually really looking forward to the show. Most of the matches have been built up very nicely, and I'm honestly unsure of some of the results. Anyway.... OAOAST Title Match Zack Malibu vs. Crystal WINNER: Zack. It's way too soon in the Thrillogy stable history for Crystal to already win the title. But I do think she'll eventually get the Heavyweight Championship. Just not this Sunday. Ladder Match for the X-Division Title AJ Flaire vs. Rick Edwards WINNER: Rick Edwards. Despite J. Arthur Edwards being banned from ringside, I still see some shady things going on in this one. Plus, with his new nasty attitude, I think Rick's going to be able to pull this one out. New X-Division Champ. Tag Team Title Match Black T vs. The Global Party Exchange WINNER: Black T. They just won the Tag Titles a few weeks ago, and they look to be the champs that the division will be completely built around. Puerto Rican Title Match The Mad Cappa vs. Drek Stone WINNER: They're both such amazing athletes.....I......I......I just don't know who to choose...... European Rounds Match Sly Sommers vs. Calvin Szechstein WINNER: Calvin. This is one of the toughest matches to predict, but I feel this has the makings to be a Thrillogy-dominated night. I'm picking Calvin with some possible Hoff interference..... Empty Arena Match Tha Puerto Rican vs. Columbian Heat WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican. Colombian Heat is good, but PR is just that much better. I'm thinking Tha Puerto Rican will rebound from his Cappa losses on the past 2 PPVs, eventually rising to bigger and better things.

He also doesn't seem to fully understand the concept of answering a question, then proposing your own.

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Enjoyed the Thrillogy beatdown of Crystal at the end. I really like how Crystal has become the ultimate sympathetic face and how, throughout this whole month, she's taken every beating that Zack has given her but continues to get back up. The feud is hot for this Sunday and, with the story that's been told, I really think Zack/Crystal can deliver. I was also genuinely surprised with the Hoff turn since it seemed to come out of nowhere (And made my Hoff cape commercial already outdated!!). Again, I really enjoyed the segment that the end of HeldDown, and it should lead to an interesting next couple of weeks. Papacita, you know that I've enjoyed your Panther/Bryte/Tina stuff from the beginning. The boxing match was really fun to read through, and I like how Bryte becomes more of a bastard every week. The boxing match was very well-written, the Tale of the Tape graphic added something special to the match, and the storyline continues to get better by the week. I'm actually surprised you didn't save this one for the PPV. I also have to mention the classic Macho Man interview. Great job tonight. The Gunner segment was a lot of fun to read. It was just a very interesting segment to look through, and the shots at Alfdogg, Caboose, and Zack made it even more fun. Everything was just done really well tonight. The card was stacked, and I really feel it made the show this Sunday look way more attractive. The Sly/Goran match put over the European Rounds match this Sunday nicely.....The Black/Static contest was a fun, little match in preparation for Sunday....the show even started off with an impressive bang with the AJ/JAE segment. And ah yes, I did find that Cappa/Heat vs. Drek/PR match to be good preparation for this Sunday. Great action, witty commentary, humorous commercial....it had it ALL! But, um, that's just my opinion - I'd like to know what everyone else thought .

Oh my god! I'm an accessory to illegal activity!!

Nik, the thread is off-topic now in that TSM-kind-of-way. It's about time to know that it's almost impossible to get certain threads here back on topic. This might be one of those.

I don't recall any other mods saying they could read minds...

Frigid, you're crazy..... ......the fudge people are going to start suing TSM at any second.

Nik, like someone said before: Theoretically, you shouldn't be allowed to have the clip of Pai Mei in your avatar. It's copyrighted material, and I doubt you own the rights to any "Kill Bill"-related material. If it's in the rules, and all of the posters have to follow it, then it would only make sense that you follow the rule as well - for your own well being in avoiding possible legal action, of course.

Meh...... This joke lacks the typical "Moore is fat and eats lots of food" sentiment. Perhaps his fingers were so fat that they smushed more than one key at a time on his computer? Come on, so much more could have been done....

Why should this surprise you? Or ANYONE? Honestly though, if a guy broke into someone house here, put a gun to them, made them crawl through glass, sewed them up with a needle and thread, sexually humiliated them for hours and such, the punishment would be more than a year. Not death but a shit load of years. Well, those victims aren't also being accused of plotting or taking part in terrible terrorist crimes. Sorry, but I can't feel sympathetic. The embarrassment that the soldiers put these prisoners through absolutely PALES in comparison to the undoubtedly horrific attacks some of these terrorists were planning. However, this still doesn't change the fact that Lynndie England is a skank.

I managed to find this analysis of Tony's dream on a different website. So, while this work definitely wasn't written by me, this was.....er......exactly what I was thinking following Sunday's episode. Yep.

Curiously, those that are going on about the favorable reactions that Benoit receives over Shawn Michaels are forgetting the Raw in Topeka.....when Shawn accidentally hit Benoit in the face with the chair and Chris got revenge by putting HBK in the Sharpshooter......and got loudly booed for it as a result. Let's not act as if Benoit's reactions are 100% gold. For as many good reactions as he's gotten on Raw since he jumped, he's also had some negative reactions when pitted against Shawn Michaels - or, in fact, no reaction at all.

Meh, I just voted for you because you're a fellow Mets fan, and I felt our kind needed to stick together. Then you voted for Sandman over me......er......so....... Either way, I've gotten more votes against Sandman than I expected, so I guess I'm happy.

Eh, like Parka said, it's just one of those particular character quirks that Eugene has. Sure, it might not be mind-blowingly hilarious, but it still adds a touch to the character. For as technically sound as he is in the ring, for as knowledgeable as he is about wrestling history and past superstars.....he still doesn't know how to properly put on his jacket. This certainly isn't the kind of topic that people should be fighting in. Seriously, someone needs to lighten up the mood. And hell, although he may be tired from saving the Raw thread, I'm sure he doesn't mind making a brief cameo.....

The ending was ridiculous. Never could you throw out a guy like that in a Battle Royal - when you're not even IN THE MATCH - and have it count legally. Really, I could go over all the reasons why I disagree with this final result: Michaels making the final elimination makes absolutely no sense, Kane didn't actually earn the title shot since he didn't throw out the last guy, Kane shouldn't be getting a PPV Title shot in the first place considering he's in a feud with Matt Hardy......but it doesn't matter. Why? We got Gumby! Gumby makes ANY Raw better!

For those that missed the beginning posts of this thread, keep in mind that Meltzer is reporting Rosey is scheduled to win this match. Not Edge, Jericho, insert unrealistically long name here so people who don't highlight are confused, but Rosey!! Let's see if he's right!!

So who's going to make the obvious "Triple H is the #1 choice of retards" joke?

omg i think i see papa smurf in the ring no wait thats benoit if you painted his skin blue! ha ha! lol! Thanks.

So who's Pokey? if kane got on his hands and knees and painted his entire body red then he could be pokey and lita would give him head. lol! Thanks.

if edge shaved his head and painted himself green and had red eyes he would look like gumby which would be awesome!! Thanks.

omg!! amazing!! Thanks.

Holy shit it was a chokeslam for no reason and now they are talking about matt hardy. that was crazy haha!!! Thanks.

Who? I don't know what you're talking about. You'll have to repeat it.....