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Well, Kane, obviously Shane is going to the hospital dead or alive, you dumb shit.

WWE books an ambulance match. Fan Points: -25

Batista puts his nose in your balls. SP: -2 well....unless you're Bradshaw....then +105.

Well, got to admit....the crowd did pop loud when HBK said yes. But I'm sure they'll be just as excited when they get a look at the World's STRONGEST MAN later on. How could they not?

Media? HA!!! Yeah, those Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw interviews can be a real bitch, huh Molly?

Everyone tests out new finishers to beat RVD with. Unfortunately, the Buh Buh ElbuhDrop didn't work out as well as it could have. Still, it was enough to beat RVD at WrestleMania.

RVD takes the pinfall..... .....wait for it..... ......wait for it...... ......ah, there we go. *drops dead from shock - AGAIN*

Something tells me that fatty had pie on the mind.

Come on. Let's get this out of the way early so we can have something entertaining like John Heidenrich vs. Spike Dudley, or Garrison Cade/Mark Jindrak vs. La Resistance. Who wants to see small guys wrestling when we can have SPINEBUSTERS AND DROPKICKS !!!

So wait....RVD, Booker T, and Chris Jericho are curtain jerking tonight....and Mark Henry has a Main Event match. Wait for it..... wait for it..... It's coming..... Ah, there we go..... *drops dead from shock*

Contract signing......bet that will result in someone attacking someone else, and complete anarchy will result. Just like in real life.

Oh, don't worry, they will. Not only will you get Shawn Michaels vs. Mark Henry, but WWE will also throw in Shane McMahon vs. Rodney Mack. Watch as the Thuggin and Buggin machine gets his head bling-blinged and bang-banged by that bad motherfucker Shane McMahon. And please, for the love of God, don't miss the Dudleys vs. La Resistance match tonight. We guarantee it will be something special, something that hasn't been seen in the past 355 times they've wrestled. And whatever you do, do not miss the first 30 minutes. Hilarity may ensue when Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out and stuns Hawk's widow to the delight of the fans. "She keeps bitching about her husband, so tonight, I plan to stun her. She won't bitch no more" said Austin. Then, watch what happens when Stone Cold drives a bus full of nuns and orphans off a cliff into the Mississippi River. There's no doubt he will fulfill his reputation as a rattlesnake you CAN'T trust. And oh yeah....RVD, Jericho, Booker T, and Christian might make appearances tonight or something. Who cares? Tune into Raw TONIGHT at 9/8 C only on SPIKE !!!

The Mets should have never fired him for that disgusting team in 2002. A bunch of veterans should know to fucking play baseball without Bobby V. holding their hands through the whole thing. He had the whole situation unfairly pinned on his shoulders, along with private negative testimonials from douchebags like Mo Vaughn and Mr. Blown Save himself John Franco. It was the Mets loss replacing him with Art "NyQuil" Howe. Good for Bobby and I wish him all the best in Japan. He doesn't get enough credit for his baseball mind and hopefully, Japan will give him the respect he deserved.

Now come on, be fair. They had the card for tonight's Raw written down last Monday. Unfortunately, they lost the napkin and now don't know what the fuck they should do.

Impossible. There aren't enough hosses left in OVW to build a unbelievably exciting, hot, Main-Event worthy six-man tag match. Now Smackdown - THAT's a brand that can have an amazing six-man tag match. Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, A-Train, Big Show......man, the quality is amazing....

Well, clearly, WWE made a valiant attempt to be creative with that poster.

Well, someone has to be built up for the return of NATHAN JONES~! You can now rest calmly, knowing there is no huge Benoit push in the upcoming future. Just as there is no Eddie Guerrero, Matt Hardy, RVD, Booker T, or Chris Jericho huge pushes in the future. But just be cool. If we're lucky, we'll wind up seeing Brock Heatless Push 2002 redone with Matt Morgan. Gotta love WWE!

But if you see someone with a Shane McMahon costume on, you better get the hell out of there.

Wow. Talk about a conversation ender....

This is what I feared months back when I first heard of the "Start as a jobber" thing As someone who mainly plays as CAWs it will be murder to play 30 something seasons just to get the CAWs to a respectable level. Here's hoping a code or something comes out fast... Just found a way around this, just take a caw thru season. build his stats up. Then COPY that CAW and edit over him and you get his higher stats with the New CAW. d00der, read a few pages back, man!! we already talekd about this back there!! stop wasting space on this board with ur stuff we already knew!! hello, 2 hours ago called, he said we knew this already!! god dammit, you have no consider.....consida.....dun care about anybody else!! u suck!!! Nah, we knew about this already from a few pages back. But like someone said, the only problem is we can't edit those stats so theoretically, Low Ki could have the same exact stats as Andre the Giant. Sucks, but it is a helpful way around the problem. Thanks anyway

You know what? I'm getting sick of taking the sun's crap. If scientists aren't doing it already, we need to learn how to destroy the sun. Alert the UN for a vote. You are either WITH us or AGAINST us in our endeavor against the sun. As for our coalition, I'm sure the Moon is with us...but if Mars and the rest of the planets have a problem, we should just ignore them and do it anyway. After all, we ARE the superpower of the Solar System. It's time we teach the fucking sun not to shoot flares at us!! ......and personally, I didn't notice anything strange on Tuesday and Wednesday. I thought there was going to be some Aurora Borealis color going on, but I saw nothing. And considering that my skin hasn't burned off yet, I didn't feel the sun blast either. Typical science hyping up something that turns out to be a huge disappointment. Ah, well.

Yep. Optional. At the beginning of the season, you can choose to take people out of your season or, in the case of legends, add them in.

Wait, does that seriously work? Have you tried it? Because if it does work, that's really a great idea!

I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for but, when they're laying down, just hold O and pull them towards the center of the ring. Then, pick them up, give them a toe kick(down-right and X), and do your Smackdown Special.

I've only played as Matt once, and they had one Matt fact when he came out. I'm assuming there's a few they rotate everytime he comes out, but yeah, Matt Facts are in the game.