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If I remember correctly, his father would have heart-attacks while he slept. He would cry out, but keep tossing and turning, and enduring all the pain. Finally, after a while, the heartattack pain would weaken and he would fall back asleep. This happened a couple of times, but Angle's dad refused to get it checked out.

"Ah, I remember that match. We thold tho many ticketh and tho many people bought the PPV for our match. Heck, I thtill think Vince screwed me out of the money I drew at WrethleMania XVII. Then Matt tells me to thut up and just thwallow like a good girl. What a kidder" -=Mike Wrethlemania XVII wath one of my favorite Pay-Per-Viewths ever. I goth to get a 3D and jump oth off lathers and everything. My favorite parth though wath when Edge jerkth me off.......the lather.

Then Chyna hadth this idea thath she shouldth thlap my assth and threaten to spthank me. I didn'th know where she wasth going with thisth, but the sthoryline really pickedth up when she showth me her penisth.

Lita: And then I broketh my neck on the seth of Dark Angelth. But it wasth all worth ith, because the showth ith a big successth today, rith ? -What made the whole Dark Angel thing more funny than it actually should have been was JR's plugging for it. "Folks, tune in tonight for Dark Angel. This is the episode where Lita breaks her neck, by gawd" -Ah, I could do this lisp thing all night !

One nighth, I saw Thriple H in the hallth and saith, "Hey Hunterth." He turnth to me, buth thore histh quad musthle and fell intho Kevin Nasth, who thore histh quad musthle. Then they both blameth Jeritho. Fun Thimes.....

And then I thold Jeff ith wasn'th worth the risth, but he wenth and didth it anywayth. He acthully readth his poetry on airth. Dithaster for everybothy.

No. In his book, Kurt says his father fell 15 feet off of a crane and on top of his head. So while his sister may have died of angina, his father definitely didn't.

Can I just say how tired HHHate in general is? Seriously, you'd think that after this long, people would realize that he's not going away. It's about as annoying as when EVERYONE used to do that "Whazzup" crap from the Bud commercials. Annoying ? Used to ? WHAZZUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP ?!

HHH: Hey, Goldberg, we're playing Seven-uh Minutes in Heaven. Come over here-uh Goldberg: Uh...isn't that game like, for 6th graders ? HHH: Get the hell-uh over here, or no cake-uh and ice cream for you-uh. *Goldberg walks over, and Triple H pushes him into a broom closet and locks the door.* Nash: Man, that was hilarious. Shawn: Yeah, Hunter. You truly are the cerebral assassin. *All 3 do the Wolfpac sign, while everyone else at the party stares at them* HHH: What the hell-uh are you looking at ? I'll let him out before his match-uh. Goldberg: *in the closet* Damn, this looks a lot like my dressing room....

They have to stop with this "trading-the-title" back and forth bullshit. We've gone from Angle in December to Lesnar in March to Angle in July to Lesnar in September. It's time somebody else holds the WWE Title, and I don't mean the Undertaker or the Big Show. And does anyone else find it scary that Brock has been in the federation a little more than a year, and he's already been given the Heavyweight title 3 times ? Something just seems wrong with that.

So.....where are the pics ? I can't be deprived of the sexiness of a 70-year-old woman getting her clothes cut off. ......... ......god, what the hell was Yoko thinking ?

How come Vengeance and SummerSlam had those video packages, complete with music to hype up the PPV.....while Unforgiven just has the same boring rundown again?

So the Main Event before the PPV this Sunday is an interview... hooray ! The Circle of Crap is complete !

*sigh* Fine then. Misawa/Kowada Chono/Kobashi Hayabusa/uh.....Vader um.....TAKA Michinoku/Funaki. Nagamasakihirochono vs. Hiroshimatokyo and, to round it off.... .....uh.....Charlie Chan/Mr. Yamaguchi-san. -------------------------------------- Yeah, I don't follow this puro stuff too well. And by well, I mean not at all.

Man, when WAS the last time Trish won?

Lita: Come on, Trith. It's time to get X-TREMTH ! *botches Litasault*

Kane is supposed to be this fucking monster. Got kicked into a pit of fire....and SURVIVED WITHOUT A SINGLE BURN ! Yet, a couple of nut shots and he's ready to be made to look like a bitch for 5 minutes.

He KICKED him in the balls 7 TIMES in a row! Is Kane supposed to no-sell that because it's a McMahon and not RVD? It still hurts! Kane should get up from that when he's thrown out of the ring, and beat the everloving shit out of Shane. He should kick the steel chair into Shane's face. He should sit up when Shane does the flying elbow, and let Shane go crashing through the table. Need I remind you RVD, during their SummerSlam feud, would knock Kane out of the ring, hit him with a chair, gave him a somersault kick onto the steel chair - and still got the shit beat out of him. Shane should have gotten it that bad - and even worse. But of course, he didn't

So it makes Kane beating him more impressive, I guess. It's doing the opposite, then. Kane is looking like the biggest pussy. He's getting his ass kicked almost every week by a flabby, pasty non-wrestler. What a hardcore monster that Kane is, huh?

No, nothing is realistic about Kane squashing RVD for 15 minutes last week, and Shane making Kane look like his bitch this week. Absolutely none of that is realistic. Shane is now officially my least favorite McMahon. For someone that doesn't really want to be on TV, he's been getting a lot of fucking airtime and the better part of the feud

THAT SHANE IS A MONSTER !!! WHAT A HARD-ASS SHANE MCMAHON IS ! If I was in the street, and saw a guy with a gun and a severed woman's head in his hand walking toward me from one side...and Shane McMahon walking toward me from the other side, I'd just get the fuck away from Shane. Those lack of muscles are intimidating

The fans figured they expressed all their excitement for Shane when RVD came out. So....you know....they don't want to humiliate Shane with their overwhelming support. He IS a McMahon after all, so he gets flustered in the spotlight.

I smell Redneck Triathlon.... II

Why doesn't Molly just buy a flannel shirt and Doc Martin boots now and save herself years of sexual ambiguity ? Sorry, but I never find her hot. She always looks like a transvestite to me....

Writer: Triple H, tonight we have a plan for you to lose.... *THUD ! Triple H faints, and Orton and Michaels look to see for a second* Writer: .......a pen. Then, we'll write an hour long angle on it....it was gold....