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No wrestler should have to deal with getting beer poured on him while he's trying to work. Does somebody go to your job and pour beer in your face while you're pushing papers ? The fan was just trying to be a prick and he got what he deserved. Plus, I mean, Eddie is a recovering alcoholic - and he just got beer poured in his mouth by some asshole. The fan really should have gotten the shit beaten out of him. Total disrespect he showed and I'm glad he got some payback for it.

It shouldn't be Shane's move to use. RVD invented the move in ECW and came up with it on its own. Fine, Van Dam hadn't signed with WWE by WrestleMania X-7 so I suppose it's understandable that Shane attempted to use the move. But it's fucking ridiculous that he's doing the move now, when Van Dam is in the company. It's supposed to be a spectacular move that can be done by only a few people, namely the inventor. Not the boss' son ! One of the golden rules of wrestling is that you do NOT use another guy's finisher during one of your matches. The Van-Terminator is one of RVD's finishers, and Shane used it as a mid-match move at Unforgiven. Now, everyone, including marks, can know that it doesn't take the skill of someone like RVD to pull off the move - anybody can do it, including Shane McMahon. The fact that he uses the Van-Terminator is disrespectful and further buries anything that RVD attempts to do.

Man oh man, do YOU feel stupid. I mean, you correcting other people on how to spell - and then YOU spell wrong too. Wow....the ironing is delicious.

Well, obviously the man's forearm is going to go to jail too. I'd wager that both his elbow and knee will be going to jail too..... .....wait, you meant foreMAN ? Shit, my bad. Anyway, yeah, fuck them, I'd sue too.

Now, I only included WWE matches from these 4 years because: a) I haven't been able to really watch any TNA, so I have no idea how good their triple threat matches have been. And as for WCW and ECW, to tell you the truth, I forgot a lot of that shit. b) Once we start going into the past, before 2000, we're talking about a LOT more triple threat matches - and having just 10 spots for them wouldn't be fair. So I figured WWE Triple Threat Matches from 2000-2003 wouldn't be bad at all, since many of the people here have seen most, if not all, of them. My vote went to the Austin/Angle/RVD match from No Mercy. Obviously, I'm a big Angle and RVD mark and, to me, the whole Main Event match seemed like a breath of fresh air - and something new. Not to mention it was a pretty damn good match on it's own.

The only thing I'm really going to miss about Tracy Morgan is "Astronaut Jones." I've always known the skits are amazingly stupid, but I can't help but laugh at them.

Of course ! That's where it's at. Look at the sig, man. Look at the sig.

Kenan's the fat one. And what happened to the Rock hosting the opener of Saturday Night Live, like all those rumors have been saying ?

I think it was In Your House: Beware of Dog, with Shawn Michaels vs. British Bulldog main-eventing.

Forget an hour. Try 10 minutes. Most ridiculous Ticketmaster scam I've ever seen.

French card deck names 'most dangerous' U.S. leaders PARIS, France (AP) -- The ace of spades? Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld gets the honor in a new French deck of cards. President Bush is the king of diamonds and Osama bin Laden the joker. The game takes a jab at the famous deck of cards created for U.S. soldiers hunting down ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and other leaders from the deposed regime. "I found it completely indecent to present a manhunt as a game," said Thierry Meyssan, the man behind the French deck. "We thought this card game would allow us to ... explain why we consider the government of George Bush a threat to international security." Meyssan is the author of a one-time French best seller, "9-11: The Big Lie," claiming that no plane ever crashed into the Pentagon on September 11, and that the attacks were plotted by a faction within the U.S. military. Now, Meyssan said in a telephone interview, he wants to expose "the 52 most dangerous American officials." Meyssan heads the Voltaire Network, a left-wing association that put the cards on its Internet site. A little over 2,500 decks a la francaise have been sold, at $9.20 each, on the Internet in recent weeks, Meyssan said. There are plans to sell the decks in stores soon and translate them into 10 languages, he said. Each card carries a photo of the official and a text explaining the choice. Bush, as the king of diamonds, is described as "the president of a baseball club." The caption reads: "Head of a baseball club and director of Salem bin Laden's oil company (brother of Osama). Designated President of the United States by friends of his father at the Supreme Court after the vote count showed that he lost the elections." ------------------------------------------------- Now, my French may be a little off, but let me see if I can get this right. Ahem.....Sacre bleu ! Meyssan is le ultimate douchebag.

All the presale tickets are gone now, right ? All gone. So why do I just keep filling out the form and trying again ? Do I enjoy the mental torture ? I don't understand.....

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen....this week. Gold. Continue your hissy fit. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM And oh no, my friend, believe me - with the way I'm feeling right now, I could have a hissy fit that would rival anything ever done on these boards before. This is just a release of anger from my frustration over taking off from school today just to get a big "Fuck You" in my face from my friends at Ticketmaster. Learn the difference.

my feeling exactly. And how many people couldve possibly known about this and waited online at 9am. Anger. Rising. Like I said, this was a big joke. It had to be only about 500 tickets going on sale today (But even that seems a little high to me). How could so many people, ready to buy at 9:00 exactly, come away empty or with less than what they wanted ? I feel bad for the people that couldn't make it at 9, and decided to try at 10 instead, thinking "Hell, the presale ends at 9 tonight" Ticketmaster really screwed over a lot of people today. A lot.

I see tomorrow being even more impossible. Now, everyone KNOWS tickets are going on sale. There's no password to be given. We have simultaneous people buying at the MSG Box Office, Ticketmaster outlets, on the phone, and online - and only about 20,000 tickets. I just don't see it working out for me - again.

There was no 80,000 people trying for presale tickets today. a) On the grand scale of things, not many fans even knew about this internet presale b) Not many fans could be online, waiting for the second 9:00 strikes c) This was basically a mostly New York wrestling fan base trying for these tickets, although obviously, they were some other fans trying as well. Was no 80,000 people trying. But I honestly feel they didn't even put out a 1000 tickets today. Perhaps even less than 500. It boggles my mind how I could have not gotten anything.

I'm sure it was a pre-released #, because we have tomorrow now, as all the ads said. But I just don't get this fucking presale. Something suspicious went on today. Son of a bitch.

Then why advertise this ? How many tickets went on sale today ?! TWENTY ?! I mean, holy shit - how could so many people, including myself, get shut out at 9 am ON THE SPOT. It says the presale ends 9 pm tonight. How is this possible ?!

I was fucking there from the SECOND they went on-sale. How in the FUCK was I not able to get two tickets in Madison Square Garden ? How in the HELL was that not possible with Best Available Seating. Fuck this. Seriously. Way to screw over the customers - again.

What the fuck ? Aren't they selling fucking 2 TICKETS AT A TIME ?! They just keep telling me no seats are available....IN THE WHOLE ARENA ?! How is this possible ?! Aren't they selling 2 fucking seats together ?!

I can't understand the fascination with turn-baed RPG games. I find them unbelievably boring and frustrating. "Here, computer, you attack me and then I'll attack you. Wait....my attacks are only taking away 2 units of your power.....and your attacks are taking 40 units from mine....oh, shit, I lost. How the fuck do I win ?" - If you don't build up your stats enough in RPGs, and sometimes it's really difficult to, you'll wind up getting to the point where it's impossible to win. At least with Kingdom Hearts, with enough skill, you can get past some of the stronger enemies - even if your level isn't too high. That being said, making Mega Man an RPG game is a perfect way to fuck up the series. Mega Man is an action game and, by using this ridiculous turn-based system, you're alienating the entire idea behind the whole series. Oh well.... Kingdom Hearts 2 !!

Hogan/Sting at Starrcade, where Nick Patrick was to make a fast count. 1........ ....... 2........ ....... ........ ........ ......... 3 !!! It turned out to be one of the slowest counts I can remember, and completely fucked up the Hogan/Sting feud, because it made it seem like Hogan not only beat Sting, but beat him to the point where he was practically unconscious.

Well, all I know is that I'm actually staying home from school tomorrow just to get these tickets online. If I wind up getting shut out, and skipped school for nothing, I will be one EXTREMELY pissed off delinquent. -And let me get this straight, BOBTONI is for wwe.com and ticketmaster.com and BAWWE is for msg.com. I'm not exactly sure how this is working anymore....

7 simple words, thanks to Booker T. "Hulk Hogan ! Yo' ass is next, nigga !" The expressions on Stevie Ray and Sherrie said it all. Hilarious.

Are you sure that wasn't part of the storyline ? That would seem to fit in with the whole Austin/RVD tension storyline. I don't know - it seems like a real big thing for RVD to just forget. If he actually did, then yeah - that's pretty funny. And holy shit, how could no one mention Goldberg's car stalling when he had to chase Rock. You just heard the engine struggling, then Goldie had to get out and just start giving chase. Looking past the fact that it's idiotic that Goldberg could ever hope to catch Rock while running, we had JR and Lawler trying to sell it as the Rock sabotaging his car. Come on, that was hilarious