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Slayer Niskie Hey look Niskie, I voted for you. Were like friends now.

I'm sorry but even coming from a TNA fan here, SNME blew Impact out of the water with two matches that were definately watchable (opener and ending) as well as a few strong and noteworthy angles to build to Mania. Now on the flipside, what did Impact have? Well a decent X division three way, a Steiner/Jarrett segment that really didnt accomplish anything, a thrown together pointless main event, a ridiculous squash match w/ Abyss (squashes should ONLY be done now w/ TNA when a new guy comes in and even then its a stretch), and Machete gets beat down by Konnan and Homicide. The buildup for Lockdown via the backstage segments didnt really come across as newsworthy to me either. I really think Joe needs another rematch w/ Styles and Daniels to establish his ferocity more than now, as if he would not win back the X title in another match with them (a match that would see Daniels pin Styles to estabish Daniels as the real deal champ - as of right now, he comes across as a paper champ to be honest) he would really be pissed and THEN move him up in a feud with Sabu. TNA can still accomplish this by delaying the Sabu return, or at best have him return and have Joe immediately (as in minutes after he returns) just kick the living shit out of him, laying him out until the May ppv, and/or when he could cost Joe the match v. Daniels/Styles at Lockdown. Good to know they have 6 weeks to build the Lockdown ppv - with that said, maybe some significant changes will be put into effect with the card, as something has got to give here, as TNA is just not impressing me at all right now. What did SNME have? A bunch of boring, pointless segments and main event no one cares about. Impact was at least fast paced and held my interest.

Anybody like Collective Soul? They have a few singles I really like (Shine, The World I Know, December) but the rest of their stuff I'm indifferent to.

Good show. Much better than SNME.

There's a special place in hell for all fans of ICP.

I pick you. Not really sure why I voted against you each round. Only reason I voted anyway was to support the awesomeness that is Hoff. Why don't you like me, Doink? I really want to make it work between us. The d in doink was never capitalized in my username, part of my ongoing war with the evil that is the English language.

The American electorate, ladies and gentlemen! If it makes you feel better I didn't vote for any of your opponents, I voted against you. No need to worry about me voting as I'll likely be throwing my vote away i.e. voting Libertarian.

I voted for you Hoff. Though I'm sure you have no idea who I am, I fully endorse you and your posting. It's like supporting the 3rd party that's likely to get .2% of the vote.

Being that I don't like you... 17 as of the 15th. I can now legally watch rated R movies with out a parent. I'm really bad at picking winners in anything. It comes from living in Indiana. I also I largely voted against you guys, being that I know nothing of you, cause I don't like your usernames. I just like to vote in stuff.

Slayer Hoff Zack Malibu Niskie Carnival kkktookmybabyaway KOAB The Czech Republic

Carnival Black Lushus Hoff Slayer Zack Malibu alfdogg kkktookmybabyaway Rudo

For Raven's return here's what I think they should do: Christain is defending the title at say, Hard Justice, ref bump usual nonsense with everyone and their brother interfering and Jarrett has the guitar when Raven comes up through the ring and clears out everyone but the two in the title fight, not touching them. He then exits through the crowd. He interfers in various ways through out the months to prevent interference in title matches and screw jobs. Kind of like the Crow Sting thing, but more of a tweener.TNA management tries to get him to sign a contract but he refuses unless he gets Jarrett. Slow build to Jarrett/Raven at Bound for Glory in the upper card.

Evan Bayh has been pretty under the radar lately for someone who is GONNA TAKE BACK OUR WHITE HOUSE! And remember, the Senate is not a stepping stone. Staying under the radar may be a good thing, less likely for something to come back and bite him in the ass. And to undertand my Evan Bayh love you would have to live in Indiana. I don't think his approval rating during his 2 terms as governor and now his second term as senator has slipped below 65% and Indiana is really, really red.

Evan Bayh.

Happens to me on the main page and the forum index. A lot. Idea for forum upgrade: ban Leena. Just ignoring her wouldn't work seeing as how everything is some how about her.

When I still ate meat, I got ungodly sick from one of those.

Kingofthe909 Zack Malibu EvenflowDDT Popick lovecraft231 Dangerous A kkktookmybabyaway Rudo CWM Krankor Carnival Banky alfdogg Hoff Black Lushus The Czech Republic I don't even really know who any of these people are. I just like to vote in stuff. Hoff should win though cause I used a quote of his in a paper I wrote

If it he bother's you so much then leave the thread. Or better yet the forum. It takes quite a bitch to go into a a completely innocent thread, about their kids, and start shit. You seem to be the one that needs to grow up.

I vote for me.

Junior in high school. 16. White. Male.

My post on Lashley: Smackdown: Long announces Batista’s injury, which leads to Batista wanting to defend the title match at SS. A 4-Way 31 Contenders match is made which Lashley wins (Eliminations: Guerrero pins Rey after a frog splash, Orton hits the RKO on Guerrero to eliminate Eddie. Bob Orton’s interference backfires and Bobby Lashley pins Orton after a Dominater.) Batista and Lashley are replaced on their team. SmackDown: Lashley defeats Road Warriror Heidenreigh in 4:53 after a Dominater. Tazz deems him “Blaster” Bobby Lashley. Batista gives an interview and states that due to his injury there is a good chance that the match at SS will be his last. Lashley and Batista shake hands. Cole declares the match to have even odds with the undefeated but untested rookie facing the injured champion. Batista is ranked #1 on the Power 25, Lashley is #10. Tazz predicts an upset, while Cole predicts Batista’s experience advantage to be too much for “Blaster” Survivor Series: Bobby Lashley defeats Batista in 7:45 after Batista’s injury proves to be much more limiting than expected. Batista gives a retirement speech and congratulates Lashley putting him over as unstoppable. Lashley and Batista shake hands and Lashley asks Batista to mentor him, Batista agrees. They embrace to end Survivor Series. Smackdown: Lashley has a celebration ceremony, complete with Batista. Smackdown: Hardy is granted a title bout at Armageddon to minor protest from many of the other upper tier superstars. Smackdown: Batista cuts a promo for Lashley calling him the best in the world, bar none. Armageddon: Lashley defeats Hardy at 15:03. Batista celebrates with him after the match. Lashley was on the defensive most of the time. Lashley receives Minor jeers throughout and is ranked at #1 on the Power 25. The match is not the main event. Smackdown: Lashley challenges Booker T to a match at the Rumble as a “Champions Showcase.” Smackdown: A video airs showing Lashley workout habits and shows his victory over Batista at Survivor Series but glosses over the fact that Batista was injured. Lashley is ranked at #1 despite not having a match since Armageddon. The video just mentions that he is #1. The fans chant overrated at the video. Smackdown. Booker T defeats Chris Benoit. Lashley and Batista saves Benoit from a beat down afterwards. Lashley again receives minor overrated chants. Smackdown: Lashley and Benoit defeat Booker T and Randy Orton in 15:34. Lashley is not in the match until the last 30 seconds when he hits the dominater on Booker T. Despite his little effort he is still ranked #1. Smackdown: Booker T calls out Lashley, but Lashley is on vacation for the week. Smackdown: Lashley and Booker T have their formal contract signing. Lashley receives minor overrated chants. Batista comes out and hypes “The Blaster” Royal Rumble: (Raw wins Rumble) Lashley defeats Booker T after 19:21 being taken to the absolute limit. Throughout the match he receives thunderous overrated chants which really seem to get to him. After the match he grabs a mic and asks the people what they want with him. He’s the best, he’s the champion. The fans chant Batista. Lashley calls Batista to the ring and reminds the fans that he’s old and retired. Smackdown: Overrated chants have really caught on as Lashley tags with Benoit to defeat MNM in 12:45. Lashley is nearly pinned several times. Benoit actually gets the win but Lashley is still number #1. We Want Batista chants heard throughout show. Lashley is set to face Kennedy at No Way Out. Smackdown: Lashley gets harassed on the mic by Kennedy and doesn’t respond. Overrated chants abound throughout the show as well as We Want Batista. No Way Out: Lashley defeats Kennedy in 15:32 after a hard fought bout. He is harassed by fans throughout the match. Lashley calls out Batista after the match and calls him washed up and spits on him and demands a match at ‘Maina. Batista finally agree and the 2 slug it out to end the show. Smackdown: Batista finally admits that Lashley may be overrated and promises victory. Lashley blindsides him to end the show. Smackdown: Lashley attacks Batista backstage. Smackdown: Lashley and Batista have a stare down to end the show. Wrestlemania: In the main event unranked Batista defeats #1 ranked, champion Bobby “The Blaster” Lashley in 12:05 after a Batista bomb. Top that. 16. For US History I had to interview someone from a historical era. I interviewed a coworker and we claimed that he was a former Blood from Detroit. We faked pictures and eveything. I got a 105% on it. 17. I even made a rap that "he wrote" for it. All I can remember is: If it can’t get no worse, why is life so coarse? I do one thing to pay the bills, and that’s to kill. Being a gangster ain’t no worse than being a teamster. 18. I'm attempting to write a short story. After 3 months this is all I have: I’m lost. In more than one sense. I just took a wrong turn. Have you ever taken a drive, or walked around someplace, on the off chance you’ll run into someone you used to know? No, well I guess I’m just strange then. Anyway, I just took one of those trips and I’m not really sure where in the hell I am. If I REALLY wanted to I could call her. What if she doesn’t answer, do I leave a voicemail or call back later? Worse yet, what if she does answer. It’s all very frightening, so instead I aimlessly drive around on $3 a galloon gas and do my small part in polluting the Earth. They say we should leave the Earth nice for the next generation, well, I say fuck that, I’m going to do my part in exhausting all of Earth’s fossil fuels. I’m not going to be here to deal with the consequences and God willing I’m not gonna have any off springs running around. I should probably ask for directions. Or I could just drive around and hope I find the way home. Just wait out the problem that’ll solve everything. Trust me, I know. I thought I saw her the other night, and my heart skipped a beat. It freaked my the fuck out. If ever saw her, I’d probably run as fast I could in the other direction. Granted I wouldn’t run very fast, because a pack and a half a day will do that sort of thing to you. Alright, so that same night I deleted her from my phonebook. The screen came up “Delete Sara” and it took me 10 goddamn minutes to press that button. I still know the number but it felt kind of symbolic. No if I could delete her from my mind I would be all set. Move on with life; find a better job, nah a real job, you know, actually put that college degree to use, move out of my father’s house. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… I’ve got a degree in US History Secondary Education; meaning that just about the only job I’m qualified for is that of a US History teacher. Thing is, I don’t want to be a teacher. But you’ve got major in something. The dart just kind of landed on education and I hate little kids so secondary education was a natural choice. I’m 23 and divorced. One wonders how that happens. Well, it just does. Before I continue about that and give away the ending, I should tell the story. It’s like knowing that Bruce Willis is dead going into the movie. It just ruins the whole story. So anyone who hasn’t seen the “Sixth Sense” by is now fucked. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… I was born Will (not William, just Will. I had dumb, hippie, stoner parents) Justice (seriously, Justice) Ryder. That has to be the worst name ever. I was not even given a proper first name, though I don’t mind my first name. Justice Ryder. That’s like a name for a superhero or a pro wrestler. Though I despise them for it, everyone calls me Justice. The only part of the name I like is Ryder. It reminds me of Rider Strong, that actor from the TV show “Boy Meets World” and more recently the movie “Cabin Fever.” Basically this paragraph could be summarized in one sentence: ‘My name is Will Justice Ryder and I hate my name’ but then I wouldn’t get to compare myself to a superhero and a semi-famous actor and I need the slight ego boast that the comparison provides. It also helps me pad out my story and fell more like a real writer. I just typed fell instead of feel. E and L are at opposite ends of the keyboard in different rows. Typing is obviously not my strong suit either. I’m terrible at biographical stuff as I’m easily distracted. Write a novel, get rich from said novel, fall in love. That’s my three step plan. However it will probably end up more like: get into the family business (or worse, use my college degree), settle for someone so I don’t die alone, die unhappy. 22 and thinking like this. I want to be a writer but I can’t write anything particularly good. Life’s a bitch huh? I don’t even care anymore because all I can do is think of her. I used to be able to sit back and watch a horror movie, now I think of her as Jason hacks someone into pieces. That’s kind of freaky isn’t it. Alright I should call Alisa, my high school sweetheart. Get some advice she was always good for that. Calling her is a delicate matter, do I leave my number when I leave her a voice mail, or assume she has it? What is a boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, child (scary thought, but I haven’t seen her seen her since freshman year in college) answers then I’m going to be having a mighty awkward conversation with them. I just need to mentally prepare for this conversation. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… Okay, so I didn’t make the call. Not because I was afraid to or anything but I couldn’t remember her number and I don’t have it written down anywhere. Looking it up in the enormous phonebook was a task I just didn’t have the energy for. Plus USA was showing “Starship Troopers” and in this house there’s a rule, if “Starship Troopers” is on TV, it MUST be on every TV in the house, no matter if the room is occupied or not. Sure we own the DVD, but when it comes on television, that’s God’s way of telling us we haven’t watched it enough. One of the few things my Father and I can agree on. It’s a shame that the sequel was such a bad movie. They could still make a proper sequel, it’s not like Casper Van Dien has anything better to do. I still remember the first time I met Alisa. Oddly, enough it wasn’t in high school. When I was 17, I went on a mega-expensive month long tropical cruise with a few friends. At one of the overnight ports, the some semifamous 90s bands was playing. The way the sitting was arranged was that with your cover you were sited at a table. Well, I went with my friends and we were placed at a large table, semi-far from stage, but with a large number of attractive females. Alisa was in a short denim skirt and a tight yellow t-shirt. In other words she looked fantastic. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… “So where are you from?” asked Alisa “the states right?” “Indiana,” I responded trying not to sound embarrassed about my home state. “No shit? Where at in Indiana? I’m from Michigan.” “Northern Indiana, by ahh… Notre Dame, I guess.” “Michigan State totally whooped your guys’ ass in football.” “So, where at in Michigan are you from?” “Ha! Not far from you, Sturgis.” “Are you on a cruise?” “Yeah, same one you are.” Her last sentence took me aback just a bit and I must have given a strange look. “(Laughs) I’m not a stalker or anything! I just saw you on the cruise when we boarded yesterday. So Notre Dame boy, got a name?” “Yeah, Will. What about you?” 19. I hate old people. 20. I don't stand for the pledge... 21. When I was called unAmerican by my dean for this, I called the ACLU and they offered to take legal action.

I take that as a challenge. Wildpegasus no, but maybe you. 11. All-time favorite movie is Starship Troopers. 12. I misspelled the thread title. 13. I'm currently listening to Aqua. 14. I don't eat meat. 15. I find Guns and Roses to be the most annoying band I've ever heard. More soon.

In attempt to unite this godforsaken folder, I offer myself as a lamb. Just shut the fuck up about Leena. 10 things to flame me about... 1. Dawson’s Creek is one of favorite shows of all-time. I think the first season was the most well written season of anything I've ever watched. 2. I went to a Ja Rule concert and enjoyed myself. 3. I have a Jason X poster on my wall. 4. And a Randy Orton one. 5. I once posted an absurdly long post after Batista first got injured about how and why they should give Lashley the title. (Around Survivor Series, right after his debut) 6. Rocky 5 is my favorite Rocky movie. 7. I'm a Notre Dame fan. 8. I'll argue tiny details about astronomy 9. I consider Hogan to be the best of all-time. 10. I’m a huge anti-Zionist. Surely that gives everyone something to work with. If not I have more. Oh and I like Creed.

Cool. Keep me informed.

It's because he's (American Dragon) is bland as fuck. Put him in a bodysuit and a mask