Bored

Oh and for the two people who still watch here is Velocity...although a match or two of importance this week: Billy Gunn vs. Doug Basham Shannon Moore vs. Jobber Billy Kidman vs. Tajiri, #1 Contender's Match for CW Title World's Greatest Tag Team vs. A.P.A., non-title

Rey Mysterio vs. Nunzio, Cruiserweight Title Match Chris Benoit vs. A-Train Eddie Guerrero vs. John Cena, U.S. Title Match Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show vs. Undertaker, #1 Contender's Match

Credit: www.lordsofpain.net ***VELOCITY*** Doug Basham beat Billy Gunn with help from Danny Basham. Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy beat ??? #1 Contenders Match Tajiri beat Billy Kidman with green mist to the face followed by a rollup. Non Title Match Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin beat APA with a rollup on Faarooq. ***SMACKDOWN*** El Paso's own Eddie Guerrero arrives to the arena in his car. Eddie walks to the ring through the crowd. Eddie gets on the mic. Eddie says this is where it all started. Eddie says he is at home. HUGE ovation. Eddie tells a story of when his grandmother first came to El Paso and cheated on her citizenship test. Eddie is interupted by John Cena coming to the ring. Cena does his usual rhymes saying Eddie does not belong here. Cena says Eddie has the US Title but he's not even an US citizen. Cena calls Eddie a wet back and says he's going to stick his foot up his ass. Eddie says Cena is pretty good for a white boy. Eddie says he is lying, that sucked. Eddie says Cena should not talk about his people where there are 12,000 of them there. Cena wants a shot at the US title. Eddie grants his wish and the match is on tonight. Cena says after he takes Eddie's title he will take his sister also. Eddie responds with an attack on Cena and clotheslines him out of the ring. As Cena is walking to the back Eddie rubs it in by doing a rhyme of his own. -commercial- WWE Cruiserweight Championship Rey Mysterio beat Nunzio w/ Stamboli and Palumbo with a top rope leg drop. -commercial- Chris Benoit beat A-Train w/ Sable via the crippler crossface. Backstage, Eddie is informed that someone is messing with his car. -commercial- During the break, Albert tells Benoit that he did not beat him clean as his feet were under the ropes. Benoit is attacked from behind by Rhyno. Rhyno and Albert leave together. In the parking lot Eddie finds his car has been stripped down. The APA, FBI, and Funaki know nothing about it. Eddie attacks the FBI for laughing at him until the APA pull him off. -commercial- Brock Lesnar comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Lesnar says he is sick of everyone telling him he tapped out at Summerslam. Lesnar says it was a miracle because he's never tapped out in his life. Lesnar says he is not a quitter. Lesnar says things are not over between he and Angle. Lesnar demands a title rematch and calls out Angle. Angle appears on the oval tron making fun of Lesnar for being a whiny little bitch. Angle says he is coming to the ring and will make Lesnar tap out again. Undertaker rides his motorcycle to the ring. Undertaker wonders what all the talk is he hears about Lesnar regaining the title. Undertaker says Lesnar had his chance and he tapped out. Undertaker realizes it has been a long time since he's had his title shot. Undertaker warns Lesnar he should not worry about his rematch, he should worry about where he is tresspassing because this is his yard. If Lesnar has a problem leaving the yard, Undertaker will be glad to help him. Big Show comes to the ring. Show says he is 7'2 and 500 pounds and and has inflicted more pain and suffering on Angle, Lesnar, and Undertaker than anyone in the company, so he should get the title shot. Kurt Angle finally comes to the ring. Angle says he does not give a damn who he faces. Angle looks at Undertaker and says it would be an honor to make him tap in his own yard. Angle tells Show he has caused him pain and suffering just from his body odor alone. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Stephanie says we will settle this the old fashion way. The next superstar to face Angle will be the winner of a triple threat match tonight between Undertaker, Lesnar, and Show. -commercial- Backstage, Josh Mathews asks Cena if he touched Eddie's car. Cena denies it. US Title Match Eddie Guerrero beat John Cena via DQ after the ref watched Cena punch Eddie between the legs. Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. After the match Cena decked the ref with his chain and choked Eddie with it. Cena then FU'ed Eddie on the rim. Long match. -commercial- Triple Threat No DQ #1 Contenders Match (Kurt Angle at the announcers' table) Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Undertaker Undertaker pinned Lesnar with the last ride. Undertaker gets the title shot at Angle on next week's Smackdown in New Orleans. After the match Angle enters the ring and he and Undertaker stare at each other. Angle leaves to the back. Undertaker salutes the fans and walks to the back. Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it...

I saw the last 15 minutes...a little far fetched all that shit to go down an hour before the game but whatever...it was okay. But my advice to ESPN is let ABC show it and keep network like dramas off your fuckin' channel. The point of the channel is to report real sports not make believe.

Let's see tonight the breakdown wrestlers to non-wrestlers featured in the second hour of Raw: Wrestlers: Chris Jericho, Christian, Randy Orton, Maven, Shawn Michaels, Kane Non-wrestlers: Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Steve Austin, Eric Bischoff, Johnathan Coachman, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross Okay that's 8 to 6 and Jericho was just enhancement to Shane/Kane and Christian was just enhancement to Coach/King. Seriously enough is enough. Its called WRESTLING so let's see some wrestlers. I'd ask for seeing some wrestling matches betwen wrestlers only too but that'd probably be asking for too much.

Big trade news that goes to show the July 31st deadline means almost nothing. Baseball Tonight is reporting that Brian Giles will be traded to the Padres tommorrow. I guess he cleared waivers since everyone knew he'd be going to a non-contender. Also they are reporting Rondell White will likely be traded to the Royals or Expos before Sunday.

Yes because the timing is odd since Angle now looks stronger than ever after his win last night. Here's what I basically said in the Raw thread: HHH is dropping the title at Unforgiven...he'll show up on Smackdown the week after and beat Angle at No Mercy....which happens to be the week of his wedding....perfect wedding present from Vince. They also have to be itching to reunite HHH and Steph on camera before it. Crazier things have happened.

Royals acquire starter Brian Anderson from the Indians for two minor leaguers. Waiver trade deadline is this Sunday.

Since it doesn't count I'm just picking every road team. Texans - 13 Chicago Detroit N.Y. Jets Arizona Atlanta Houston Kansas City Miami N.Y. Giants Oakland Tennessee Washington Cincinnati Pittsburgh Seattle San Francisco

Well that was the greatest three day Intercontinental Title reign ever you have to admit that.

Ummm nope...because he's not the World Champ...Kurt Angle is.

I'll say what I said in the PPV thread...people are giving the title HHH holds waaaaaaaay more value that it has. HHH can hold the title for the rest of his career for all I care. The title is not what he wears around his waist but he himself is the title. HHH actually losing clean in a 1-on-1, non-gimmick match is the only thing that matters. Obviously this is not going to happen but I just don't think him holding the title itself means anything at all. If Orton or anyone else had won it would have meant NOTHING. That's the one thing about him that I think where he hasn't been smart enough to realize that the title means nothing and the real world title is currently held by Kurt Angle. I hope HHH stays is Ric Flair delusion mode and continues to hold the meaningless belt because Flair held it so many times. If he ever wakes up and decides to drop his vanity belt and position himself to get the real world title THEN and only then is the company truly fucked. Of course that might happen soon after October 25th.

Well he is two months away from being the son-in-law. I mean you got to keep him strong for the wedding...I know if I had a daughter I wouldn't want her marrying a loser.

Kane beats RVD and HHH retains...and some people actually act surprised?

Ohhh, STFU....I'm so sick of hearing that lineage shit...pro wrestling is FAKE, remember? And that has what to do with what I was saying?

You know people actually worry about who is going to win like the belt actually means something. You people really give it too much credit. Its still the distant #2 belt in the company. Even if Orton won (which he won't) it wouldn't mean shit.

I thought of that myself. They could of course just do the match at RR, with the same buildup. In an ideal world the WMXX main event would be Benoit/Lesnar or Benoit/Angle for the title where Benoit finally completes his journey. It would be fitting and deserved. And they could build it up big in the upcoming months. Emphasis on COULD. Benoit in the main event at any WrestleMania would be like the Cubs in the World Series...it ain't gonna happen.

They could throw Brock into the upper midcard now to pick up some wins and slowly get a new submission finisher over. Then you push him back into the main event for WMXX and do a Brock/Angle submission match there. The story would be that Brock tapped out in their last match and now he wants to prove that he can do the same to Kurt. That's just off the top of my head. Bleh I hate repeat main events at WrestleMania....anyways you do all know Vince will be main eventing WMXX....but that is for another day.

Its a valid point but I'd just prefer to see Angle move on to other things. There matches are good but their "feuds" have Bored me. I mean if you think about Angle hasn't had a program with anyone else in six months.

In all honesty if I had a worker bad mouthing my company I'd job him out too...although maybe I wouldn't have used him so bad to piss him off that he would publicly rip the company.

*cough* bullshit *cough* Yup cause the Stunner and Rock Bottom have lost SOOOOOOOOOOOO much credibility. Dude one fuckin' guy has kicked out of it...it just makes Angle look good is all. Oh and Brock has been in the company for 16 months now...how long should he have waited to tap out? Brock will be fine...so "QUIT YOUR BITCHING!"

Or a woman's title match. Oh and to add to that this match shouldn't be higher on the card than Angle/Lesnar...well neither should the Elimination Chamber...but fuck it I'm happy Angle won.

Angle won? Holy shit THAT is a surprise. For once WWE isn't 100% predictable in a high profile match. With Angle going over it makes me wonder why it was this far down the card? Oh and anyone who complains that Lesnar shouldn't be tapping give me a break. He's been built plenty strong and he ain't gonna be losing heat. Besides everyone would be complaining about a one month Angle title reign if Lesnar had won. I'm interested to see where they go with this.

That's why they should trade him to a team that could afford to re-sign him after 2004 like the Mets or Dodgers.

Yup Brock is winning tonight...and I guess Kurt gets the "honor" of wrestling Vince at No Mercy.