Adam

Hey. I just had a very draining conversation with my father about wrestling. Basically, I told him about how WWE sucks most of the time, about the writers being shit, and how everything works, how the wriets decide who wins and loses etc. Then he said to me 'You've just told me that this sucks, and its basically a bunch of crap, so why do you watch it then?' I can't really put it into words, but I will try here. I watch because once Im in, it consumes me. I love everything aout wrestling, matches, promos, storylines, championships, its everything I want and more. Sure, I have a life, and a very productive one, but wrestling is the one thing in my life that I can always go to and enjoy. Its my default. When I go on the web, I go here, or to other forums, or to dirt sheets. When Im at home and Im not doing anything else, I play SmackDown, I watch WWE, Ring Of Honor, ECW, anything I can get my hands on, anything in my house, I watch it. Once I complete High School and then my college degree, I want to learn how to wrestle on the weekends, and work of a week. I want to wrestle. I dont really care if Im successful or not, that doesn't worry me, but I do want to wrestle. I have other plans for my life, main plans, but wrestling is something that I will always want to do. I'm a mark sometimes, a big stupid mark. Im not afraid to admit that. Sometimes I watch old shows, and someone like Jericho, Benoit, RVD, or someone else that I really enjoy watching perform, will come out. I can't help but smile. I can't help but feel happy. Wrestling affects me on a deeper level sometimes. Just one month ago, I saw In Your House: Canadian Stampede. The Main Event came around, and they did a shot of Brian Pillman, Davey Boy Smith and Owen Hart all standing in a row, smiling their asses off. I almost lost it. I never knew these men, I wont know any of their families, and I'll never know who they were outside of wrestling, but still, I feel connected to them, they were there to entertain me, to make me feel happy. So, I feel connected. I read Mick Foley's, and The Rock's comments on Owen Hart. I read of how he felt about his family, how they were the number one people in his world. Then, after the Main Event at Canadian Stampede, the camera caught a shot of Owen with his children in his arms, smiling the biggest smile. Again, I nearly lost it. I dont know why, or how, but I nearly did. I can't explain it. After a great match, after a great promo, I can't help but feel happy. When two cruisers are going at it full throttle, my heart races. When The Rock hits a Rock Bottom and goes for the cover to win the WWE Championship, I want him to win, even though I know its all set up, its all a game. So, I'm interested, why do you watch? What makes you so attracted to this crazy thing we call professional wrestling? How do you explain to someone why you watch?

I did wha??? Oh yeah, I did too. Sorry man. Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll, I fucked up. I didn't get the X title match into Zack in time, and I fucked up. For that, I sincerely apologise. But, stiff shit, and this was a good solid show. Im going an 8, and it was my fault it wasn't higher.

Nah, Id call this a classic before Fertig. At least this wasn't making fun of the handicapped.

Lime then.

Chicken Noodle Soup: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Zack, poached eggs are better.

This day will live in infamy among the posters at TSM. A sad day.

And he means it folks.

Take AJ Flaire out of the Rumble match because of his I Quit match, and put Gunner Sharps in.

X Championship AJ Flaire © vs. Minion Nathaniel

Vince has also allegedly done it with SABLE.

Does anyone use a Reverse DVD anymore?

Yep, that imagestation.com, top pic that.

Congrats Dames, and best of luck. Im sure you will be fine though.

I never insulted TSM

Im getting sick of all the racist shit. First Lawler takes it too far with Booker T and now its RacistMania on RAW. Get over it, they have different coloured skin. OOOOOOOH, big fucking deal. I just hope there is a whole lot less of it this week.

Oh its true, it's DAMN TRUE! Damn I hope Zack/Tom/Dames/APO/Sass finds this funny enough to archive.

Just had to bump this thread, in honor of all Kevin Nahs fans everywhere.

I find it damn hard to decide between Bret/Austin and Hogan/Andre. Both great moments in wrestling history, both made new superstars, both great moments, eh, I liked Bret/Austin better, thats my pick.

I was cheering Dallas and St. Louis. Fuck the Panthers.

Nah, this is the US Title match: Fatal 4-Way Ultimate Submission inside Hell in a Cell: Big Show vs. A-Train vs. Matt Morgan vs. a returning Nathan Jones in his final appearance before REALLY retiring. BEARHUG-MANIA!!!

Yeah, I was just watching SummerSlam '96, classic Vince announcing.

Um, ok.

I dont mind Cena/HHH, but as long as Goldberg fucks off and we have Lesner/Benoit. So, to add to FrigidSoul: WWE Championship: Brock Lesner © vs. Chris Benoit World Championship: Triple H © vs. John Cena Undertaker vs. Kane Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels Eddie Guererro vs. Kurt Angle Chris Jericho vs. RVD (maybe IC Title??) and Im fucked if I know what the US, Cruiser, Womens or either tag title will be doing.