Dear Diary,
It was my birthday yesterday (or it still is in America, which is cool). I got a huge new bed, a few CDs, and a shitload of money, which I will use to buy a new cell phone. I just read HeldDOWN which really made my day, because I am a heel now. Quite a few people have wished me a happy birthday, and those people I thank.
Until next time,
Adam.