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    Kane impregnates Lita...

    They'll probably give her a miscarriage so she doesn't have to stop wearing ab-exposing shirts anymore. I'd know who to blame for this, but Russo's got an aliby.
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    Who is sick of Babyface Victoria?

    Or Grandmaster Vickay! I think you're right about the fitness routine. That's exactly the kind of moves those women do at competitions. When I saw her entrance I thought I'd accidentally switched turned the channel to ESPN2.
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    OAO Thread: The Eddie Guerrero Story

    Unless they interview Kevin Sullivan.
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    The OAO Raw Thread - May 24, 2004

    You're correct. And we're all a little dumber for having sat through the whole angle.
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    Vengeance 04 poster inside

    Aynone else realize this will be the first ever Vengenance PPV where Kurt Angle didn't get a shot at the title? BLASPHEMY, I TELLS YA!!!!!!
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    Vengeance 04 poster inside

    Not as cool as when Steve McQueen did it.
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    Sting says he'd like to work for wwe

    I think all we really want to see is Sting drop from the rafters, beat the shit out of HHH with a bat, and leave. I'd pay $35 bucks to watch that.
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    "It Appears That Nowinski's Career Is Over"

    ^Jonah had a TNA match?^ **chuckle** Considering how the Iraq War turned out, and considering that Nowinski was supposed to be the heel in the angle, those segments now seem even more laughable.
  9. He's not too popular with the IWC and the Neilsen ratings, either.
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    Should WWE mention the anniversary

    If they released an Owen DVD, they'd probably have to rerecord commentary since he worked heel and most of the play-by-play usually bad mouthed him. Since I live in Kansas City, I have to hear about Owen's death pretty much everytime someone says the word "wrestling". I'm sure the people of Montreal can relate. I'm not trying to be a prick about it, but it seems like every wrestling fan I run into claims they were there that night. Its liking Woodstock or something.
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    what happens after Summerslam?

    1)Will Benoit and Edge disolve as a tag team? If so, when? As soon as they loose the belts right around Bad Blood. 2)What are going to be the PPV main events for the rest of the year and next year leading to Mania? Lots of Triple H. Lots of HBK. Lots of Guerrero. Edge will be elevated. Booker T won't. 3)Will Eddie hold on to the title until Mania? He'll job to Big Show at Summerslam. 4)How long will Benoit and HHH feud for? Remember, they really haven't even had their first match yet since Benoit came over to Raw. Summerslam, the HHH will move on to Edge. 5)Will Jericho step up to main event status or will he stay where he's at now? No, he's staying put in HHH's shadow. 6)Will Eddie fight the Undertaker? Only if they want the ratings to drop. 7)What'll be the main event for Smackdown at Wrestlemania XXI? Eddie vs. Kurt vs. Cena in a triple-threat. 8)What'll be the main event for Raw at Wrestemania XXI? Orton vs. HHH 9)Who'll get injured? Batista, Mark Henry, and Bob Holly. There's a law that says at least one of these guys must be injured at any given time. 10)Who'll stay healthy? HBK because he only wrestles twice a month. 11)How will Benjamin do? He'll get an IC reign before his push evaporates. 12)Who'll win the Rumble? Orton. 13)Will Angle come back as a wrestler? If he does when will it be and for how long? Survivor Series through Wrestlemania.
  12. Except that no one ever sees them because they just do voice overs. Isn't this a little beneath him?
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    Joss Whedon's FRAY

    When it first came out, I couldn't help but compare it to the (crappy and fortunately short-lived) tv show "Dark Angel". "Fray" is far from Whedon's best work, but not bad either. I think the best description I can think of is imagine Faith was living in the grim, dirty, flying-car filled Blade Runner future. The series also marks the very first appearance of the Slayer battle axe Buffy used to kill Caleb in the last season of the show.
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    Who do you think would win in a fight?

    Superman could probably take out most of the X-Men single-handedly. Most X-Men aren't that powerful, and were the first superheroes I'd ever seen who regularly lost battles (part of what makes them so interesting).
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    Watchmen

    I totally agree.
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    Peter David's new project...

    Is Captain Marvel ending? Huh? Where have I been? I guess it makes sense, since the book doesn't.
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    The Return of Hal Jordon as Green Lantern

    John Stewart can't carry a book because no one wants to read a monthly series about a boring guy with a huge chip on his shoulder.
  18. Essential X-Men Volume 5 just came out this week. It covers Uncanny X-Men #180-198, plus two annuals. Claremount was writing (back when he was eally good) and the art's by John Romita Jr. and Barry Windsor-Smith. The volumn includes the classie "Lifedeath" stories, Rachel Summers joining the team, Storm losing her powers, the introduction of Forge, Nimrod, and Magneto's mid-80s face turn. These are the X-Men books I read when I was first discovering comics, and I'm pleased to say that the writing still holds up today. The mid-80s were a really good time for Marvel (in addition to Claremont's work on X-Men, you also had Roger Stern's run on Avengers, Mark Grunwald's run on Capt. America, and John Byrne's run on Fantastic Four all going on at the same time). This is a great value for $17.
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    Backlash 2004 DVD

    Its edittd out, but all they did was replace it with an instrumental version of the song. Its the same way on the WWE video games. My favorite edit will always be when they'd take "Rollin'" out of the Biker Undertaker's entrance, even though clips from the Limp Bizkit video could be seen on the titantron. People's music they generally edit: Victoria The Dudleys Bikertaker Edge (when he used Rob Zombie) Ric Flair (sometimes)
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    the Last SK Smarkdown review

    Maybe now the "if you don't like it, don't watch" crowd can finally claim some sort of symbolic victory. Of course, Keith's not the only one who's quit watching in the last couple of months. Look at the fucking ratings. Then again, even THAT's not enough for Vince McMahon and Bruce Prichard to pull his head out of his ass and realize the show is horrible.
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    Raw from JHawk's Beak

    I've already seen Benjamin vs. Orton at a house show last month and it wasn't too great. Then again, they've also got plenty of time to work on it until Bad Blood, and very few guys seem to go all-out at house shows (Benoit being a notable exception). I know I'm certainly not.
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    The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

    Benoit is similar to Bret in wrestling style, but wasn't Bret in the midst of a heel turn during that time? The reason I said Austin is because he was starting to become a popular face at that time, and Benoit is a face. Since Bret didn't actually turn until the next month, I was still assuming Bret was the face in the match. Also, cuz Bret won.
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    The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

    In Your House Final Four 2k4~ Beniot vs HBK vs HHH vs Kane I know Benoit would be Austin, but who would be Vader, Undertaker, or Bret? Benoit is Bret. Vader is HHH. Kane is Taker. HBK is Austin. HHH will also be playing the part of Sid.
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    The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

    Barbra Streisand!
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