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The only thing I didn't like was the casting. Michelle Forbes makes for a good heel, but she's rather young to have such a high position in the military. I'd be willing to bet the Cylon attack was the first time she saw actual combat. Lloyd Bridges' Cain was so well loved and remembered by fans because he seemed like he knew what he was doing, even if he was unorthodox. This Cain seems more like a feared dictator than a revered leader. Seriously, if she was really "by the book", wouldn't she be subject to Rosalind's orders? She is the legitimate president of the colonies after all. Couldn't Rosalind promote Adama over Cain, in theory? Cain obviously couldn't give a shit about finding Earth, she just wants revenge. She's like Adama was before Rosalind convinced him that the survival of the human race outweighed winning the war. Great episode, so I'm glad it works on different levels than the episode that inspired it.

Frakkity frak frak frak... That was some good TV tonight. Can't wait until January.

Questions about this segment: 1. Why would Batista want to touch Eddie's junk? 2. Why was the nurse laughing so much? If she's in on the joke, shouldn't she be playing along? If she wasn't in on the joke, shouldn't she be taking her job a little more seriously? 3. When was the last time you saw a nurse in a white dress?

Well, its not Monty Brown's got a lot of hair or anything.

Some parts were repealed, others were ruled unconstitutional, but some are still with us.

The crowd really seems to like him.

I don't buy distractions as a legit way for a babyface to keep his heat. He would've won if JBL hadn't showed up on a horse? No, he would've won if he'd been paying attention to the match and didn't notice the big guy who was actually in the ring with him and not 20 feet away.

The love the kayfabe breaking obviousness of having a camera zooming in on Undertaker's face at exactly the right second. edit: Cole putting over Rey's shitty new music makes me hate it that much more.

I'm really impressed thus far with this mythical complete saga DVd box set that's not actually coming out anytime soon.

What's the other thing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Universal health care. It'll be at least another 3 years before Americans get that.

TV got better once movies started sucking again. I had hope for movies around 1998-2000, but TV has overtaken them in quality. There are bad TV shows of course, but the best TV blows away the best movies these days.

That choking hazzard one is almost as bad as this: which gives new meaning to the term "Edgehead" I suppose.

People look for the strangest cause-effect relationships.

I'd think Scalia could come up with a better analogy.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw David Hasselhoff pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

I'm assuming you're in Canada. That 2 things Canadians will get before Americans do.

"GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT!"

Cage's good performances depend more on having a director capable of reigning him in, ie Spike Jonze, Ridley Scott. Just checking IMDB he has National Treasure 2 listed for 2007. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But they already found the fucking treasure! The story's over! Move on!

It aired tonight on UPN, in case you missed it. Not only is it funny, but its fun to watch a show about a kid growing up in the 80s. Anybody else watching?

I'm now blind. Thanks, asshole.

I'm pretty sure Peters blew his "giant spider" load with Wild Wild West.

I found it pretty funny when people said they though Maguire was an odd choice to play Spider-Man. I guess some people just don't know the character that well (i.e. not at all).

You're safe. Evolution ran 2000-2003. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247827/

You never had to argue with him for 2 pages over the meaning of the word "clearly" because he kept insisting that word could be used to describe the outcome of the 2000 election.