OldSchoolWrestling

What you didn't realize was you stole a bunch of Schlitz. Now that you are gone I can break out the classy beer........wait, I have no classy beer! Shit, oh well, here comes some Bud Light. Ahhh, the highschool days. When you would wait outside a 7-11 and ask someone over 21 to buy you and your friends a case of the cheapest beer for a few bucks.

As much as I love football, on Turkey Day this year, I just might have to pass on it. ESPN is showing the 2003 World Series of Poker from 12:30 until 7:30, and Fox Sports Net has another poker tourney on in the evening. I'll probably miss the latter one, though, since I'll be having dinner with my parents at a friend of the family's. Unless I can persuade them to watch it. Speaking of poker, it is a tradition at my parents house that on Thanksgiving, all the men congregate in my dad's bar area and play either poker or liar's dice. This has been going on for close to 30 years and much money is won and lost at this time. Each year one of the hen's always comes out there and drags her husband away pissed off because he has to leave the game. Usually its the hen whose kids are driving her the craziest in the house.

*grabs a beer. leaves* edit: and after posting realizes he wasted his fucking 2500th post on this. *comes back. steals all the beer. shoots a snot-rocket. leaves.*

And Anna played with Capt Oats. Can you imagine what Summer would have done? Ask yourself. WWSD?

If they want the big name stars, they have to give in to their demands.

I'm pretty sure this is the first WWE/F ppv in San Fran. They did hold a Royal Rumble or two in San Jose a few years back but other than WCW Superbrawls and an AWA Superclash back in 87 I don't think their have been any.

Its just like turning Cena face. He's still going to be awesome, he'll just be having different opponents.

Bret's healthy enough, Kurt wants him for Wrestlemania XX On Get in the Ring Radio last night, Kurt Angle once again gave an open challenge to Bret Hart for Wrestlemania XX, saying that they would have "the greatest match in the history of professional wrestling", and that if Bret could do it physically, Kurt would be honored to meet him in the ring. Angle even admitted to recently speaking with Bret for almost two hours on the phone about such a possibility. Kurt said that Bret Hart's stroke isn't what would prevent him from going in the ring, but rather his post-concussion syndrome gives Bret severe migraines every time he takes a bump. This ailment was caused by taking several hard bumps in his career, including the famous Bill Goldberg kick to the head in WCW, which Angle said was an "accident" and "it's unfortunate, but these things happen all the time." With Brock vs. Goldberg, Kane vs. Taker, HHH vs. Foley and Austin vs. either Michaels, Vince or Hogan already being rumored for the Wrestlemania XX super-card, this only adds more to speculate about, if in fact Bret Hart is able to have one more match. 411wrestling.com

And don't forget the song "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus" as well. Fucker is bagging your mom.

Who cares about the colors? Just make sure you save all the marshmellows for last.

All this will lead to HHH/Steph reuniting and having a tv wedding.

A Trish heel turn would be nice. Then maybe have X turn face in support of Lita. Lita vs Trish and X vs Y2J.

Is Julie Leah Remini's (King of Queens) twin sister?

I tell my kids: "Santa isn't real. But wrestling is."

I have to drive 90 minutes to eat with HER family who I could care less about. Then I have to drive 2 hours to eat with my family who annoys me. That's fucked up.

Rowan is smoking in a MILF kind of way. Don't get me wrong, she is smoking, but as women get into their late 30's early 40's and the face wrinkles start, you see who they were, but also who they are becoming.

Don't insult tripe. Menudo owns baby!

I always thought it was cool.

Hey man, off topic, I used to love your name when you had the FeAr HaVoc stuff going on. Why'd you have to change it???

That's not cake then. That's pie.

Because life doesn't work that way my friend.

As long as they only show them while they are talking about something upcoming. I don't care for them in angles though.

Something to do with getting what you want AND enjoying it at the same time.

AJ Abyss Kid Kash's heelness AMW Sonny Siaki's music Trinity's body Cage Dancers Don West's enthusiasm Raven's cool promos Dusty Rhodes promos that no one can understand seeing old NWA/WCW stars, until they get in the ring Roadkill Simon/Swinger

Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it let tha hoes that I usta know from way before kiss me from my head to my toe give me a paper and a pen so I can write about my life of sin a couple bottles of Gin incase I don't get in tell all my people i'm a Ridah nobody cries when we die we outlaws let me ride 2Pac