Toshiaki Koala

Leaving my boss' finger sticking out of the garbage bag. Man, that was worse than KOAB's joke, which actually conjured a mental chuckle.

Ineligible. All entries must be human. Okay. I almost picked Senator Johnson, but if he makes it through this year he's probably good to go.

Bob Vila will NEVER die. But these people might... Boris Efimov *BEST BET* Art Buchwald Lady Bird Johnson Norman Mailer Beverly Cleary Miep Gies Jason Becker Gore Vidal Brooke Astor Sidney Lumet Chuck Berry Ray Bradbury Bam Bam Bigelow Olivia de Havilland Nelson Mandela Manny Fernandez Pete Seeger Michael Gough Verne Gagne Joseph Wiseman

I went and looked at a random promo from the board to see if this applied... Yep. That didn't even require any tinkering. I'm almost positive we did something really super gay, but I don't remember when or why. I was probably involved somehow.

I went and looked at a random promo from the board to see if this applied... Yep. That didn't even require any tinkering.

The name... ugh. I can't listen to it without thinking of GOB. It makes his entrances much more amusing. Is that the same theme he used in mid-nineties NJPW? If so, yeah, agreed. Terrifying music. The theme Inoki uses in their godly 1996 match is also quite epic, and I nominate it. Ditto Stan Hansen's.

You should have my username. I did some stuff, none of which is worth mentioning even in a thread such as this one.

That could be quite good. If not, the original will still exist, and the remake will lead more people to see it.

There really ought to be a prequel to Exit Wounds called Entry Wounds. And a sequel to Commando called Commandos.

She's too old, but it's still funny.

I don't consider the SWF to be part of TSM, really, with all the decent and friendly people and whatnot.

I have a calculus final at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow that counts for 30% of my grade, and I'm posting on TSM.

Since nobody reads the GW thread...

But who's fisting whom?

Maybe he has another lightsaber...................................................................... ........................................................... in his PANTS.

Read it and howl. Even when he was writing essays about how the Jedi were going to Hell and gay marriage was going to liquify the Earth's crust, Card was never anything less than a decent writer. Back in the Ender's Game days, I'd even say he was a great one. But this... this is at the writing level of a TNA fanfic, if not a CZW one. INCISIVE!

He posted the lightsaber pic???

Make all the snarky quips you want. Joe P. Goodolboy ain't votin' for no goddamned Al Kayda.

And the first one is him, too? That's some spine-tingling shit.

None of this explains what's going on in the second pic.

If anything's going to sink Obama's chances, it's his name. Did you know his middle name is Hussein? I thought it was a joke when I found out, but it is entirely true. Poor guy.

One of them's probably a wrestler.