Toshiaki Koala

I stand by my demand.

Fuck! I sat through half an hour of utter garbage and then missed the Punk promo. Someone's gotta put that shit on Youtube.

The fuck??? Are they paying people to go to this show? FWIW, I'm sure the dark matches will be better than the Eee See Dub nonsense.

Wrestling ain't no John Woo movie, son.

Part 1 and Part 2 of the greatest cage match ever. No flips, no INNOVATION~, and no bullshit - just two grown men who look like grown men beating the shit out of each other because they fucking hate each other's guts. Watch this one.

Yeah, the second one sucks... if you HATE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!~! I'd definitely wear the third one if I still wrestled and wasn't completely terrible at it. The first reminds me of something, but I'm not sure what. Something not good.

^ Only post in this thread that's not hopelessly retarded.

Maybe not, but it's hilarious and awesome.

Not all of it, I confess. But more than enough to see its genius.

If you do nothing else in this thread, please, I BEG OF YOU, watch these videos. I could comfortably call any one of them the funniest thing I've ever seen, and that is no exaggeration. ABSOLUTE MUST SEE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB_7rK0QhPo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFUQmEePEk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE1ST8WzQvI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R63nu8em8vI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOrVlQG9-Zg

How could anyone possibly know that? Michael Mann directed Heat, so I assume he knows a thing or two about temperature. KA-CHING!

Now try pooping out your dick.

Popeye?

So, is this thing any good?

Uh... same here. *Ducks whatever heavy object Czech throws.*

They were on Beavis and Butthead.

I want to start a sitar-led hardcore band called the Bad Brahmins.

You should. I like them better than every other band on this list, not that it really matters what I think. Maybe Special K agrees with me.

Some of the crispest, smoothest, most breathtaking wrestling ever.

Well, I did have an absolute classic in VPW2 between Tadao Yasuda and Manabu Nakanishi.