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I'm pasty white Utah born actually, I just was a shirt and tie in Brazil.

Man, I miss BYU being in the WAC. 23403 of total offense a game.

Yeah, personally I don't care if people rail on me or the Church. Sticks and stones, ya know? Just watching people freak out when they "got caught" is pure comedy. I just dislike when people unprovoked attack a random group just because they think there isn't a member of said group around, you'd just talk shit no matter what, and that's cool. Also I think most Mormons freak out to readily when someone is mocking/attacking the Church which only goads people into further bashing it. Once I told a fairly mild joke poking fun at the missionaries and a new coworker piped up, "I'm LDS you know." I was like, "So am I, so what?" If anything I'm more prone to mocking some of the "Extremists" in the faith and laugh at jokes about them than my coworkers that aren't LDS. People who don't drink Coke and think you are going to hell if you do, I'm looking at you.

Skip's tag team partner?

It always catches me off guard when I'm at a store or other place of business and hear an employee say something like that. Not that I care or would complain, but it seems like an easy way to get yourself fired. At Home Depot the other week the cashier ringing me up sarted bashing mormons out of no where. Seemed odd. I love that, I had that once at random when I was visiting Vegas, then I handed him my Utah ID to buy canned air and he went ghost white. I just smiled and asked him if he wanted the Missionaries to come over to his house. "My wife or girlfriend is <insert whatever someone is ranting about>" is always fun to gauge reactions to as well.

Ninja kick someone in the back, pick up the ball run it in and yell, HOME RUN!

It's amazing what wonders Noah's absence can do. I'd like to see Noah Fence and that TNA guy return and trapped in the same topic together. I can see that turning into some potential great moments. Shit like this is what the Gulag was made for. If we still had a Gulag, and if they actually posted in it. So much wasted potential.

The one thing this campaign has taught me is that growing up I'd always considered myself conservative, turns out I'm not. Neat.

Mine's up. Yeah, people aren't really talking about the big shows anyways, so there's no real reason to have a cut-off time or whatever. Free the birds! Post your card whenever!

DAY 2~! Opening card randomness! The guy who didn’t get the title shot yesterday out of Fleisch or El Blazer gets to team with The outlandish Florida Brothers Come Back for More Young Lions! The Florida Brothers and Jodie Fleisch (or El Blazer) vs Danshoku Dino, Razor Ramon HG and Shingo Takagi/w Ken The Box For awhile the H8 Club has been trying to recruit The Predator away from his mentor Ed “The Strangler” Lewis and get his shoot-fighting skills to aid their cause of overthrowing MazPRO as a viable entity. The Predator has repeatedly turned them down, but at the last show before WrestleStock the leader of the H8 Club Lobo attacked Predator’s mentor viciously trying to show The Predator his weakness, this only angered the Man Grizzly and he’s vowed revenge for his mentor’s behalf. This Ones For You Ed! The Predator vs Lobo Two of the old school guys have been jawing at one another for some time, talking about which style is better, Freddie Blassie is the unofficial mentor for the upstart H8 Club, and Ed Lewis doesn’t like their garbage ways. His student gets a piece of the pie first, but he wants to take out their head. More than once. Old School Iron Man Collision! 45-min Time Limit! Freddie Blassie vs Ed “The Strangler” Lewis Takako Inoue has been chasing MazPRO Joshi Champion Aja Kong for months now, and every time she gets near the title Aja’s Sisters of Pain cohorts Dump and Bull hit the ring and rip the title away from her yet again. MazPRO executive board says, No Mas! Takako gets one last shot at Aja, but she gets a clear decision. Bring on the cage! Rise Up! Take the Chance! Joshi Championship!! Takako Inoue vs Aja Kong© Jumbo Tsuruta and Yoshiaki Yatsu are proud champions, noble and true, they’ll take on any challenge, but can the brash arrogance of the Omega MAX group with their blatant cheating and disrespect for the established hierarchy be the one thing they can’t overcome? MazPRO Grand Tag Championship Omega MAX (Togi Makabe and Toru Yano) vs Jumbo Tsuruta and Yoshiaki Yatsu © Four Men are Vying to be number 1 in MazPRO. All four men have a legit claim to that spot. Tonight the Fabulous Four settle it in the ring, after random draw pairings they’ll face in a single elimination tournament, the winners facing each other on Day 3 to claim the vacant Grand Championship Title. Openweight Grand Championship Tournament Semi-Finals! Mitsuharo Misawa vs Tokiashi Kawada Kenta Kobashi vs Akira Taue Day 3 Kaientai DX have been causing chaos ever since Taka came back from his learning journey in Mexico, which sorta upset the resident chaos makers in CIMA’s Los Bad Boys group, factor in the MazPRO Trios Champions of the SS Elite and you have your self a fight stew! Trios Glory! Fight! Kaientai DX (Taka Michinoku, Men’s Teioh, and Dick Togo) vs Los Bad Boys (CIMA, Shuji Kondo, and Brother YASSHI) vs SS Elite © (Super Dragon, Davey Richards and B-Boy) Two Joshi Teams try to make their mark on Day 3, they want to give the Tokyo crowd all they have and maybe compete for the MazPRO Joshi Tag Titles. Joshi! Not Divas but still Hawt! Cutie Suzuki/Ai Fujita vs Azumi Hyuga/Keiki Aono Either El Blazer or Jodie Fleisch will have the opportunity of a life time facing off against the Junior Heavyweight Champion. Will Mohammed Yone keep his freshly won belt, or will Takaiwa face one more challenge to survive the weekend still champion? Junior Heavyweight Brutality! El Blazer or Jodie Fleisch vs Mohammed Yone or Tatsihito Takaiwa© There is a thin line between love and hate, but these two groups have always been on the side that isn’t love. The Frontier led by Atsushi Onita have bled buckets for the fans, and they don’t take kindly to the upstart H8 Club raining on their parade. And after this weekend, there might not be much left of either group to pick up the pieces. This is a War is Hell Games match, a Hell in the Cell cage, with WarGames rules. Weapons are in cans, under the ring, the ropes are wrapped in barbed wire, fight til you die. Not suitable viewing for anyone, but we are showing it anyways. The Frontier (Atsushi Onita, Jun Kasai, Ryuji Ito, Jinsei Shinsaki and Hayabusa) vs The H8 Club (Lobo, “Sick” Nick Mondo, The Messiah, Nate Hatred and Nick Gage) The Sisters of Pain have a monopoly on the Joshi Titles, Aja, Dump and Bull have all the gold, but the Crush Gals have a plan to break up that unholy trinity of championships. They get their shot on Day 3. Crush Gals, Don’t Get Crushed! Crush Gals (Asuka and Nagayo) vs Sisters of Pain (Dump Matsumoto and Bull Nakano) © The men who didn’t make the finals will square off in a Number One Contender Match-up to get first crack at the newly crowned champion, and then the Finals for Openweight Grand Championship will be determined! Openweight Grand Championship! Read Day 2's pairings

Batman vs Toy Story 2 OH LAWD

If my kid starts posting here when he finds the internet I would both laugh and die a little on the inside.

The Mountain is horrid too. For a long time BYU students couldn't get it in their dorms, nor could Utah students because the channel wanted some crazy stipulations along with their packaging on cable. Both the Y and the U tried to start a revolt against the channel a couple of times already, for this exact scenario.

EHME killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. wildpegasus was actually a successful gigolo.

The shoulderpads into the bottom of the logo still look like a heart. Did he sell the franchise and then they changed the color scheme?

MazPRO Wrestling Presents WrestleStock Three Days of Hot Wrestling Action!!! The Toyko Ariake Colosseum October 17-19 Day 1!!! The Florida Brothers have been tormenting the gay duo of Dino and HG for weeks leading into this match-up, saying their lifestyle choice isn’t the American way. The Not So Ambigously Gay Duo point out San Fransisco and point out that this isn’t Kansas. They called in some back-up in Ken The Box and these two teams will duke it out for country and for pride!!! Fight for your Lifestyle! The Florida Brothers vs Danshoku Dino and Razor Ramon HG w/Ken the Box These ladies want to show the great fans of MazPRO wrestling what true fighting spirit is about and so they shall! Lucha rules apply!!! Joshi Tag Action! Cutie Suzuki/Ai Fujita/Chikako Shiratori vs KAORU/Azumi Hyuga/Keiki Aono El Blazer and Jodie Fleisch have been wowing the fans with aerial skill the likes that have never been seen. The impestuous Brit made a claim after a 8 man scramble that he was the best flier in the world and should get a shot at the Junior Heavyweight title, El Blazer responded with a rope walk dropkick to the back of the head and this match was given birth! You can eat the placenta of action!!! Aerial Madness El Blazer vs Jodie Fleisch The Frontier and the invading H8 Club have no love lost for one another, the two most violent factions in MazPRO history have a date with destiny. Two teams representing each faction will get an early piece of one another on night one, when Original H8, Nick Gage and Nate Hatred battle with the High Flying Assassin and the White Angel, Hayabusa and Jinsei Shinsaki. Warm-Up to the Violence! Original H8 (Gage and Hatred) vs Hayabusa/Jinsei Shinsaki The MazPRO Junior Heavyweight Championship is always a hotly contested title, and tonight is no exception. Rising young lion Mohammed Yone has staked his claim on the number one contendership spot after weeks of strong showings and a solid backing from the crowd, will the boa wearing striker be able to overcome champion, Tatsuhito Takaiwa? Will Takaiwa’s cronies Omega MAX interfere? The only surety is that this match will be one for the ages. MazPRO Junior Heavyweight Championship Mohammed Yone vs Tatsuhito Takaiwa © Usually heated blood feuds are reserved for the men, but this is Japan, bitches. The Land of the Rising Sun, tentacle porn, and equal opportunity ass-kicking. Precious Lucy (Lufisto) is brash, arrogant and French-Canadian, she’s like Celine Dion wrapped in evil and barbed wire, Megumi Kudo used to be a Kindergarten teacher, and now she spends her days in exploding landmine piranha deathmatches, you can see where they’d not get along. We are stealing a American Indy favorite and letting them do battle. Fans Bring the Weapons Match Precious Lucy vs Megumi Kudo The H8 Club has been a thorn in the side of Atsushi Onita’s Frontier group for too long, the Americans had gotten the upperhand on Frontier in recent weeks with the addition of everyone’s favorite serial killer knock off Pogo the Clown wrecking people with his massive size. Onita looked far and wide across the world to find someone who could balance the scales in their favor, someone twisted, macabre, and dangerous. He found the perfect specimen. Someone who had childhood issue of his own to deal with, and he brought him to MazPRO to let him do some therapy. Two Sick Bastards Fight for our Amusement Pogo the Clown vs Kane Tonights Main Event is a showcase for Night 2 and 3’s four man tournament for the Openweight Grand Championship. These four are considered some of the best in the world, and should burn the Coliseum to the ground with their fighting spirit. Openweight Contenders Tag Match Kenta Kobashi/Mitsuharu Misawa vs The Holy Demon Army—Tokiashi Kawada/Akira Taue

Drafts killed this place.

Working a nothing four hour midshift and then two days off in a row. It's like freakin' Christmas or summat.

Scout isn't that bad really, but sometimes you can get too cute with your naming. If you want them to stand out and be awkward just point at their last name. The most odd I think I would go is a common name in Brazil for girls, Eliette, which is different, but it's somewhat familiar sounding and it's not Apple, or Brisco, or Hephasteus.

Missed it by _that_ much.

I know the next time I go to a roast Mother Teresa's getting what for.

This occured to me, as well. They obviously can't just go with "R. Williams" for either guy, nor could they spell out the entire first name. Do we get into middle initials here or is it just assumed that people will be able to tell the difference because they won't ever be on the field at the same time? If the Cowboys were to sign Roydell Williams in the offseason, I think my head might explode. Send them both out to return kicks, just for the awesomeness of it all. Go with position initials. CB Williams and WR Williams. The possibilities are endless.

Except for the part where the rest of the match is not as interesting. And Alexander Scriabin reference in the TNA folder. I think I just had a stroke.

There's precedent though, as there was an AFL team known as the Dallas Texans, who became the Chiefs. Plus there's plenty of people down there that would say that they're Texan first, American second. With respect to Real Salt Lake, just under 18% of the population in SLC are Hispanic, so using "Real" in the name is an obvious attempt to cater to them. Probably a better club to ridicule are Houston Dynamo since there isn't exactly a large Russian population there. And I agree with Tsar - Raptors is a horrible nickname which was accompanied by some garish colours, but I think that the team has done a lot to downplay that aspect of it and play up their status as "Canada's NBA Team". I don't have the stats on hand, but throw in the number of white guys who served LDS missions to Hispanic countries who have some attachment to the Latin culture and that factors a huge deal as well. (See my unholy attachment to all things Brazilian).

I get where you are coming from Porter, but what is the line for "too rough"? If he's not getting flagged for stuff, is there some sort of Big Hit Litmus test that he's using? Excessive physicality? I'm all for keeping the players around longer and not having Hall of Fame inductions ceremonies relying heavily on the wheel chair ramp, but this mystical definition of roughness is dumb.