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Maztinho

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  1. CM Punk is a great heel. He's straight edge, just go holier than thou, talk down to everyone who drinks and smokes, easy transition. I don't think Jeff could work as a heel, simply for the fact that his whole moveset is based around popping the crowd, and he's not solid enough on the mic to really give a money heel turn promo. So even if they tried turning him, his high risk moves would still keep him popular. Rey sucked at his failed heel turn for this very same reason.
  2. We got frisky last year. That we did. Then drafts took over the board, and everything went to hell.
  3. Even watching Dusty in his old flabby polka-dot wearing days, he got me to care. He made me care about Sapphire, man... Sapphire. Then I went back and saw what he was before that, wow. He's like a Mick Foley, doesn't do a whole lot in the ring, doesn't have "the look" but the guy made you care. He made me care about Lex Lugar as a heel... that alone makes him a great. If you list Hogan as an All Time Great you have to list Dusty because they are the same wrestler (limited moveset, great promo) only one is more Deep Fried and Double Wide than the other.
  4. Saturn is the man, I loved him, bad-ass, goofy, didn't matter I marked like a little bitch. So much so, that I named my cat Perry. I heard about the rescue story when it happened, and made me that much more of a fan.
  5. Point taken! But I (and other here, obviously) would just to like to know what is and what is not acceptable behavior; why is one "worse" than the other? The new celebration rule this year (as I remember) is that you can't "go down" or something equally stupid as part of a celebration. So TO bending over for a mock sprint would violate this rule, while an upright Lambeau leap would be ok, I guess. So in theory a player scoring a touchdown and dropping to his knee and throwing up a quick prayer like a lot of players have done in the past, is 15 yards. Yeah, that's cool.
  6. Great... now I want a chili dog.
  7. Jerk made me spit cereal with that one.
  8. The Prophecy is fulfilled. LA PARKA will save us!
  9. Personally, I'm on the opposite spectrum. I dislike cobbler as a general rule. Although, I prefer my pies chilled or room temperature so that might be why. Notable exception was my ex's Nana's Apple Cobbler. Man that shit was good.
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  12. I'm loving the London crowd. They are reacting to everything. Brees completes a pass YAY, LT makes a big run YAY, yellow flag for either team BOO.
  13. Man, outside of OJ Simpson has anyone done more to tarnish their playing career with stupid behavior after retirement than Isiah has?
  14. Just clicked a new show at random called Michiko to Hatchin... I love it. It just _feels_ Brazil to me. Good stuff. Michiko Malandro... awesome name for an escaped convict, since Malandro is slang for "No Good Punk."
  15. Maztinho

    Forumwarz

    HA! Leveled to 2 and I'm a Camwhore. RAWR. :wub:
  16. Maztinho

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    DaMang411, but I'm headed to bed, I'll have to level up some tomorrow.
  17. Okay. How do you feel about the Church owning radio stations? Do you feel they should be in the radio business? I know their station The Drive, a most agreeable oldies/classic rock outfit, is all the way up to #3 here. That's quite a revenue stream for you guys. However, since the playlist's regulars (lots of Elton John, Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, Neil Young, Janis Joplin) are a far cry from the Mormon ideal, doesn't using their music to sell ad time run afoul of some set of ethics? If the Church is tacitly endorsing songs about drugs and sodomy by selling time on a station that plays them--"you'll want your car dealership to be heard right after a ten-song set of songs about heroin"--then they're shirking their convictions to make a buck, and while that sends the implicit message that hey, maybe these fellas aren't so starched after all, it also sends the message that we outside the church are to be exploited for their monetary gain by any means. But what's really scary is that some of their own have gone government, made their way up to the FCC. We've seen what happens when certain other groups make their numbers known within the FCC, and it's evident from the ridiculous fallout from Super Bowl XXXVIII what they and other religious hardliners can do when they're calling the shots. Churches should only be given broadcasting licenses for non-profit religious programming, and don't let them influence policy. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me if Bonneville owns The Drive. It doesn't effect my faith if the Church has some control over media outlets in different parts of the country so that they can have an easier time broadcasting General Conference in those areas. You seem to care, and that's fine. It couldn't be that ad revenue paid the DJ's or anything. I'm not going to fight about this, because it's not worth my energy and neither of us are going to change our minds. Mormons are just like everyone else, we are kind, we are cruel, we do good, we fuck up. We just think a little differently when it comes to what God wants and suddenly we are the weirdos.
  18. Unibrow = Comedy. You know it. Also, they weren't that funny mang. Bossman gettin' him of John's Studds though. Hilarity.
  19. I just wanna say, I miss Hot Rod Huntley on the Jazz televised games, he still does radio, but it's not the same.
  20. Mounds aren't bad, but Almond Joy is better. I'd take that bet Czech, but more than likely it's because an employee took it off the shelf to reclaimation, which doesn't disprove your theory that nobody will buy it.
  21. JN News just got barron'd, barron'd hard.
  22. I actually had one yesterday leaving work. I don't quite know why work had a box of them next to the punch clock, but there you go. I believe the thread your quote was discussed in was "Bad Candy". Come to think of it, we've had the "Smarties" debate before also. People actually give religious pamphlets to trick-or-treaters? That's god-awful. Yeah, there was a hardcore Baptist near my cousins house as a kid that gave out "Why Halloween is Destroying Your Soul" pamplets one year, with a "Jesus Loves You." My on the spot of retort, "If Jesus loves me, give me candy" didn't go over well. I was an adorable Robot if anyone cares.
  23. So as not to detract from the serious discussion in the Campaign thread, here's something someone copy and pasted from elsewhere on the interwebs at another board I frequent. ************************************************ Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do? OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it. MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin. OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you... MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party. OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original? MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid. OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one." MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves. OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom. OBAMA: So's your FACE. MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face! HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric? MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this. HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise. KUCINICH: IM A BARD OBAMA: That's nice. KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go. KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once? MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra. OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN. HILARY: SCREW YOU, Grandpa. I will so kick your ass. MCCAIN: Yeah? Bring it! I didn't spend 3 years in the Abyss with Githzerai hooking my nads up to a car battery to get beat by some Wellesley girl. HILARY: WHATEVER, you can't even lift your arms over your head. RON PAUL: I brought my Planescape character! OBAMA: Dude, we're playing Forgotten Realms. RON PAUL: I rift in from Sigil! I'm a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Barbarian/Monk/Rogue! MCCAIN: DUDE, that is not even LEGAL. RON PAUL: Ronpaul the Barbarian say: suck it! Guns and abortions and weed for everyone! WHEEE! PALIN: Hi folks! Sorry I'm late! I brought caribou burgers. HILARY: Who the HELL is this? MCCAIN: It's cool, she's with me. HILARY: No! No, it's not cool! Every time you bring one of your rodeo-queen girlfriends in here she ends up playing some succubus infiltrator and killing the whole party! MCCAIN: Now, that is patently untrue. BIDEN: He has a point. Cindy turned out to be a vampire. MCCAIN: DUDE. SHUT UP. GM: You guys, seriously, if you don't knock it off with the bickering I'm going to start docking XP. MCCAIN: You know what? Fuck it. I'm suspending the campaign. GM: You can't do that! Only I can suspend the campaign! I didn't suspend it for the 1988 Mountain Dew shortage and I'm not going to suspend it now. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY CASTING A CANTRIP MCCAIN: Oh my god, Dennis, shut up, you don't even count. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS ARE DICKS BIDEN: Where are the Cheetos? RON PAUL: Wait. What happen to tiny Mormon Man? GM: You find Mitt's lifeless, drained corpse has been stuffed in the broom closet. HILARY: Oh, God DAMMIT. MCAIN: Not ok! NOT OK! OBAMA: What, I didn't even get a detect evil roll for that one? HILARY: I TOLD you she was a succubus, but did anyone listen? Oohhhhh no, Hilary's just jealous of the beauty queen. RON PAUL: Pretty Lady screw Mitt lifeless. Ronpaul SMASH!! MCCAIN: Would you please go light up a spliff and stay out of this? The grown ups are talking. RON PAUL: Why pretty lady suck life out of Mitt and not Ronpaul? Not fair! HILARY: I mean, never mind that I'm the one with 17 Wisdom, but does anyone listen to the girl? Noooooo. RON PAUL: Also Mitt have stupid name. Who name kid after baseball equipment? KUCINICH: HAY YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY HEAD OF VECNA TRICK HILARY: This never would have happened when Tim Russert was our GM. GM: You know what? Forget it. Rocks fall, everyone dies. OBAMA: Screw you guys. I'm going to go play Bunnies and Burrows at Jon Stewart's house. HILARY: Me too. MCCAIN: Me too. KUCINICH: GAZEBO!
  24. Go to a Thrift shop find an old suit your size and be 70's prom date guy.
  25. I learned that Dames wouldn't ban you if he said he'd give you another shot. Good for him.
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