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Not any better than Eli Manning, which isn't saying much. ^^This is the gem people. THIS IS THE GEM.

I can see the first pass, because he still has a 2 in 3 chance for a million. But going 50/50 between a Million and a Dollar? He should have taken the 400k and ran with it. I want to start a game show and when people do something stupid like this have people come out and do The Dance of Shame at them. Or have monkeys throw shit at them. Something to solidify in their lives that they couldn't have possibly made a worse choice.

Just watched a guy crash and burn like hell on Deal or No Deal, he had 4 cases, 2 million dollar cases, something like a 75k or something in that range and $1. He opens a case, has the 75K in it, gets an offer for 600K+ to sell. He no deals. He opens another case, it has one of the million dollars in it. Gets an offer for like 420K to sell. His mother pleads... PLEADS with him to deal, his brother or whoever is like, No Deal, the guy is being all emotional and looks like he's going to deal and suddenly slams the door closed on the button. He takes his case he started with. They pop it open. $1. The mother damn near blacks out and his whole family is in shock. I just started laughing and laughing. I almost wish Deal or No Deal was more asshole-y and they had some guy run out and start yelling YOU SO STUPID like the gameshow on UHF, because this dude got greedy he walks away with a dollar. I mean if you are going to bank even a thousand or something like that you can at least console yourself with some modest boost to your income and it's worth the risk. This guy turned a house into a McDonald's Cheeseburger.

Guest_Nevermortal_* Jun 2 2003, 12:49 PM Post #8 Guests QUOTE(tank_abbott @ Jun 2 2003, 10:26 AM) *unzips pants....* What an asshole. Heh, Nevermortal was the guy who brought me here from an e-fed we were both in. Good times.

Unfortunately, I think 4chan already has the monopoly on this one Exactly the post I was about to make. Except this place isn't as annoying as 4chan. Plus, less creepy anime nerds. We did have WP and his Astro Boy obsession.

So, after the pinfall, are they going to call "cut?" That's a Wrap seems more appropos.

Come on VX, Enya isn't that bad. She's good trying to fall asleep music.

What is these days though?

Yeah Alfredo Sauce Lasagna sounds like warmed over death waiting to happen. Sure you'd die really happy, but the richness. THE RICHNESS!

Unfortunately, I think 4chan already has the monopoly on this one Exactly the post I was about to make.

Nighthawk is right, missions and being LDS are pretty much synonymous. I'll just point out that the magic underwear is more an expression of personal faith and promises made in the temples. I served a mission because I felt it was the right thing for me to do. I got to see a lot of lost and confused people come to Christ, I saw people become happier people. And actually, to be quite honest, I got to learn more about myself and my own personal levels of faith doing the mission than I would have in any other form. Not wanting to dredge through the tithing thing again, I'll just say that tithing paid for all the Books of Mormon I handed out in Brazil.

That was a murderous twist. Murder I say.

I was waiting for that. I wasn't quite sure which was correct, but didn't think I needed to bring it up for the sake of bringing it up. I'm still not sure which to use. Being Canadian, I have a penchant for silly spellings, of course. And shepherd's pie is probably my favourite food. I defy anyone to find a better winter comfort food. (Tourney on the horizon?) I'd vote for chili, but that's just me.

Max, I loathe cottage cheese in everything, it's texture is vile and I can't stand the stuff... unless it's on lasagna. Odd thing that.

Marvin... stop it.

That's pretty much my grandma's recipe right there. without the mushrooms, because my family outside of me has this weird hatred for mushrooms. Fun little mix up is the basic ground turkey instead of beef too. While different, it's really quite tasty. And cheddar? What are we? McLasagna?

It warrants a thread because it does. If nobody wants to talk about it, it'll die. Bruiser is keeping the board alive, you should thank him for his drunken Wiki searches.

After scanning around the Net following the BYU game and the fall-out of such, I have a question. Where does the Mountain West fall in "caliber" to you guys? Bloggers comments where making BYU out to be the next incarnation of Hawaii where they are playing no-name scrubs or bearly eeking out wins against La Tech or San Jose State and if they made a BCS Bowl they'd just get raped blind by whoever got the short stick in the BCS. While they played in some tight games, they played against BCS conference schools (granted they aren't top end of their respective conferences, but I digress) and they've never shied away from scheduling against bigger name schools. (Knocking off Number 1 Miami in the Detmer era, doing a couple home-home with Notre Dame) As of right this second 3 MWC teams are top 25. Is the MWC seen as just another WAC with powder puff teams, or is it seen as just on the outside of a BSC conference and looking in?

Mick Foley is in TNA, where else would this go? Also I'll bet there was some whacky shenanigans that happened at the Special Olympics.

Based on his half dozen or so appearances on the Howard Stern Show, I've come to realize that this is how he threatens everybody. The threats always involve the camel clutch, humbling and ass fucking. Well, I can't think of much more that would make you humble than getting ass fucked while in a camel clutch. So it's kinda effective in it's way.

If BYU knocks off Utah in the Holy War I'll laugh, and laugh. Even more if it's 34-31. Then I'll laugh until I can't breath and laugh.

Sports Gods Karma? We took your All-Universe QB, here's a World Series when you should have been dead? Me thinks so.

Oddly enough, Brazilians did too once I got to the point where my accent was minimal. There's a large German population in the south, so people just assumed I was Paranaense, or Gaucho when I talked to them. When I got back I guess I had a pretty thick Portuguese accent so new people I met thought I was from another country. "Where are you from?" "Here" "No, not where you live, where are you from?" "I was born 3 miles from here, I grew up here. I'm from here." "You sound funny." "Just got home from a mission." "Oooooooooooooh!"

Yeah, Mr. Bandwidth.