Hinckley died like a year ago, pay attention to your heads of religion. While it's kinda stupid, it fits soccer tradition, and nowhere near the WORST NAME EVER OMFG~! Fun fact, Real is also the Brazilian currency.
Also you have to understand the complete and utter failure that naming teams in this state happens, Real Salt Lake is GOOD compared to what could have been. We have a high school that are the Beet Diggers for the love of Kina. People thought that would be a good mascot.
Real Salt Lake is bad, but not so much in the world of OKC Thunder.