Maztinho

Why do you still have Team St. Pierre in your sig?

That weaved bacon and cheese thing someone linked still haunts my dreams.

Actually alot of people would have had the Cards in the top ten since they were obviously the only team out of the NFC West that wasn't God awful, so by default they'd have been in that spot.

Well played sir.

Yeah, I think her career is going to be worse off from this. There's going to be some backlash until she Tina's his Ike.

This made me laugh so hard.

Dawkin's German is better than him getting run over and still getting an assist on the tackle in the gif war. Also there's a person out there named Ziggy Hood? That's the best name ever.

Dude, you got eRaped. I think there's a counseling center or something. You'll probably be angry, sad, hungry, confused, horny, hungry again... Wait that's me while at work, sorry.

Paging "Uncle Tom's Cabin" man was that a horribly boring as shit book that I hated to death. I got a D on the assignment because I said the book was the worst piece of "literature" I'd ever been forced to read, and that spending 9 pages detailing a character who is in the book for 2 pages is the epitome of fluff writing. I got assigned the Scarlett Letter after Uncle Tom's Cabin and it was tolerable by comparison.

Never. Seriously I saw her as a sister, in fact, when her first daughter was born she told the nursing staff I was her brother because they had a immediate family only rule due to a bad case of flu going around.

You want the first date-date or the fake practice date I had with a childhood friend? Too late, I can't remember my first date-date, you get the fake practice date. Tonya and I are about 2 months apart in age, and our mothers were neighbors in high school. Honestly I see her as a sister, but we were both semi-awkward teens and her older sister was pretty much a slut so when Jodie told her mom she was going to Spring Fling with some random guy Tonya and I got roped into tagging along as part of a group basically as secret ninja spies to destroy this cowboys chances of goin' to Pink Town. So basically we traded off embarrassing stories of Jodie from her childhood, mocking each other, and then making sure they couldn't sneak off someplace during the dance. We went to Fuddrucker's and the cowboy mispronounced it Ruddfuckers like a thousand times and laughed every single time, thus I feel no guilt about denying him Jodie. I practiced opening the car door cause I was told I'd be beaten if I didn't and holding doors open and shit for when it was "real." Funny thing, someone did a personality generator for your "perfect match" in the school for Valentine's Day the next year and Tonya and I showed up as the number one most compatible on each others lists. Our mistake was telling our mothers about this, 14 years later and my mom will still bring up that fucking list and laugh.

I'm looking more for specific types than specific guys, but once a certain group of guys is gone there is no point reaching for something you can get later. That's what I'm doing. Vader... needed a viable face. Steiner was around, YAY, I like having a solid technician, there sat Roots Genoa, off the board he comes.

*cough*Drury*cough*

Which is my reasoning for taking him. No chance in hell he'd make it to the end of round 4.

I had Heenan typed in for my third pick, but then went with Benoit.

What you expected Scott's brother in round 3? The real question is will I have naiwf sized balls... you guys from the first draft know what I'm talkin' about.

And now for a guy who would have been a first rounder if not for the fact his last 24 hours were kinda, really, really bad. This doesn't phase me, as he can work well against either Steiner or Vader in my opinion, and I need a top flight technician on board. Chris Benoit

I haven't been to Disneyland since like the year Indiana Jones opened. It broke down on us while we were on it. Bonus was we got a Cut Pass thing and we ran over to Splash Mountain because it was the only major ride we hadn't hit yet.

I think he knew about it, just nothing about it. It would go something like this. Random Person: Hey Vince, heard of this Pirates of the Carribean movie? Vince: They made a movie about that? How about that. Random Person: Yeah, it stars Johnny Depp. Vince: I don't know who that is.

They are such sluts. Although I got TA in a steal in the middle of the 4th.

Jake Roberts and Magnum TA... sounds really familiar... Also this picture is soooooooooo much better. Look at the size of that fuckin' belt!

He wouldn't have been. I had him on tap. Why didn't Hawk take two people? DAMNIT HAWK WHERE'S THE FIRST PICK OF ROUND 3?

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It's been 8 hours so OOG has missed his pick, so I'm jumpin him. I'll need someone who can hang with Vader, and maybe cut some neato promos on him. I mentioned earlier in the draft if straight up teams were allowed I'd have taken one in the 4th spot. Here's one half of that team, but he had a viable career as a main event singles competitor. I'm going to use him as a borderline psychotic pipe swingin' face. This guy healthy against Vader could produce some of the oddest big man matches in history, Hurricanranas, moonsaults, planchas... Scott Steiner