Dear Diary,
I just found out that our video games and toys folder champion is a filthy furry and my whole life has crumbled as a result. First it was cousin Cletus getting caught with the neighbors horse Ol' Zachary and my cat, Pest, scratching out my hedgehog's eye. I have come to the conclusion that the animals most all die before they conquer the world.
P.s. Remember to pick up medication from Walgreens tonight.