I used to put a different away message up every couple of days just for boredoms sake. Please post any cool, witty, digusting, or outright confusing messages you use or have usd in the past. I'l post mine later. It's later, some I used to go back to alot was "This is Jack's away message. Please leave you message at the sound of the beep *beep*. Sorry, The finger's you have used to type are too fat. If you like a special typing wand please contact... Too busy looking at animal mating to respond to you. Also, the I'm too busy f'ing yo mamma and it's variations.