CanadianChris

Geez, we're done already? I misread the OP and thought we were picking 20 each.

He's got his priorities in order. Crushing donkaments is way down on the list.

$0.62/L here this morning. Lowest prices in Canada.

The announcers are complete idiots as well. The guy's won $7.5 million this year alone.

OK, I feel better about not being in a draft with someone who can seriously think that.

Or not, I guess. Who starts a draft Christmas weekend, anyway?

Thanks. Seems like nothing's gone right since the playoff win over the Pats three years ago.

Come on. This team finished exactly where they were supposed to. I said at the start of the season they'd finish 8-8. And 8-8 with pretty much every running back the team signed going on IR is pretty respectable. How are you supposed to win when every team knows you'll be throwing the ball on virtually every down? Besides, Pat Bowlen LOVES Shanahan. No way is he not back next season. It'd be nice if they get someone who can coach some defence, though.

Romeo Crennel and Eric Mangini (!) are reported as being out as well.

Jeff Foxworthy

I'll play if there's still time to get in.

I almost don't want to watch this game. It's like the outcome has been preordained. Funny how if you'd told me the Broncos would have a game in week 17 to win the division, I'd be ecstatic; now, not so much.

More finals: Jacksonville (9-7) d. Baltimore (8-7-1), Jax and Bal clinch AFC wild cards Cincinnati (6-9-1) d. Kansas City (8-8) Houston (10-6) d. Chicago (5-11) NY Jets (9-7) d. Miami (6-10), NYJ wins AFC East Atlanta (13-3) d. St. Louis (6-10) Minnesota (11-5) d. NY Giants (7-9) Carolina (9-7) d. New Orleans (6-10) Seattle (9-7) d. Arizona (6-10), Sea wins NFC West Washington (9-7) d. San Francisco (9-7) AFC playoffs look like this: 1/2 - Pittsburgh/Denver (Den gets top seed if Broncos cover tonight, otherwise Pit) 3 - Houston 4 - NY Jets 5 - Jacksonville 6 - Baltimore Looks like San Fran and Washington win the NFC wild cards based on conference record (8-4 for both compared to 7-5 for Carolina).

Three games with playoff implications are final: Buffalo (8-8) d. New England (8-8) Cleveland (7-8-1) d. Pittsburgh (10-5-1) Detroit (8-8) d. Green Bay (7-9) Gert can now win the AFC East with a win.

Looked like Brees was going for the record instead of the win there.

Vikes hit a 50 yard FG to win. AWESOME.

Denver - 24 Atlanta Baltimore New England Cincinnati Detroit Chicago Tennessee Minnesota Carolina N.Y. Jets Philadelphia Pittsburgh Tampa Arizona Denver Washington

I'll take my turn now while I have a couple of seconds, then I'm dashing out the door for a couple of days: Jay Leno

I'd say they'll be able to get up for this one, since they lose the division with a loss and an Atlanta win.

Funny, he did that when someone WON A MILLION BUCKS WON A MILLION BUCKS WON A MILLION BUCKS playing Clock Game:

I can't see Denver winning this game, I really can't (much to my chagrin). Their #1 running back was selling cellphones for a living two months ago, their #2 back was just signed off the practice squad, and their #3 back is someone they waived just last month. The Chargers should have won in Denver in week 2, and they're going to win this week.

Here's what I'm pretty sure I know about the playoff picture: Pittsburgh, Denver, Philadelphia and Atlanta all have clinched first-round byes. Seattle can win the NFC West with a win and a San Francisco loss. Any other result gives the division to San Francisco. New England can clinch the AFC East with a win. NY Jets can clinch with a win and a New England loss. Buffalo can clinch with a win and a NY Jets loss. Baltimore, Carolina and Washington can clinch a wild card with a win. NY Jets need a win and losses by two of Baltimore, Jacksonville and Kansas City to clinch a wild card if they do not win the AFC East.

Tentative standings: AFC EAST New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 8-7 < PF: 125, PA: 108, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2 > New York Jets (Gert) 8-7 < PF: 110, PA: 104, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-3 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-8 < PF: 108, PA: 110, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-9 < PF: 119, PA: 126, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > AFC NORTH x-Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 10-4-1 < PF: 107, PA: 98, AFC: 7-3-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-1-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 8-6-1 < PF: 112, PA: 109, AFC: 6-4-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-3 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 6-8-1 < PF: 106, PA: 104, AFC: 6-4-1, NFC: 0-4, DIV: 3-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-9-1 < PF: 105, PA: 112, AFC: 4-6-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4-1 > AFC SOUTH x-Houston Texans (Bored) 9-6 < PF: 110, PA: 110, AFC: 7-5, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 5-1 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-7 < PF: 107, PA: 112, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-4 > Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-10 < PF: 99, PA: 110, AFC: 4-7, NFC: 1-9, DIV: 2-3 > Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-10-2 < PF: 110, PA: 116, AFC: 2-7-2, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 > AFC WEST x-Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-5 < PF: 105, PA: 97, AFC: 8-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 8-7 < PF: 114, PA: 109, AFC: 6-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-2 > San Diego Chargers (909) 6-9 < PF: 96, PA: 104, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 5-10 < PF: 107, PA: 117, AFC: 5-7, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 2-4 > NFC EAST x-Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 12-3 < PF: 116, PA: 99, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 8-7 < PF: 101, PA: 98, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 3-3 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 8-7 < PF: 104, PA: 109, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 1-4 > New York Giants (Cartman) 7-8 < PF: 109, PA: 114, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 4-2 > NFC NORTH x-Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 10-5 < PF: 116, PA: 104, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-2 > Green Bay Packers (VX) 7-8 < PF: 110, PA: 114, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-2 > Detroit Lions (Chazz) 7-8 < PF: 109, PA: 100, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 3-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 5-10 < PF: 105, PA: 116, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-9, DIV: 1-5 > NFC SOUTH x-Atlanta Falcons (Rocket) 12-3 < PF: 128, PA: 96, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 5-1 > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-7 < PF: 106, PA: 118, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 3-2 > New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 6-9 < PF: 99, PA: 109, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 6-9 < PF: 100, PA: 105, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 5-7, DIV: 2-4 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 9-6 < PF: 107, PA: 102, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 8-3, DIV: 3-3 > Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 8-7 < PF: 113, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 6-9 < PF: 98, PA: 106, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-6, DIV: 3-3 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-9 < PF: 112, PA: 122, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-4 > x-clinched division title

This week's scores: Indianapolis 5-7 Jacksonville Baltimore 6-7 Dallas New Orleans 4-7 Detroit Miami 7-6 Kansas City Atlanta 12-7 Minnesota Carolina 8-8 N.Y. Giants (Car wins by tiebreak) San Francisco 6-6 St. Louis (StL wins by tiebreak) Pittsburgh 8-5 Tennessee Philadelphia 7-8 Washington Buffalo 6-6 Denver (Den wins by tiebreak) Houston 9-8 Oakland N.Y. Jets 9-7 Seattle San Diego 5-5 Tampa Bay (TB wins by tiebreak) Green Bay 8-10 Chicago Game of the week: Arizona 11-9 New England Shame of the week: Cincinnati 4-4 Cleveland (Cin wins by tiebreak)

Alonzo Bodden