CanadianChris

Barney Stinson: Worst wing man in history.

Where did you hear this? It CAN'T be true. Can it? Wow, I thought Garner was smart.

http://cfn.scout.com

You have to be better than this gimmick.

On a completely random note, Ed Hochuli looks like he could rip someone apart with his bare hands.

Toivonen should have a decent chance in Boston. He's still considered a rookie, since he only played 20 games last year.

Blue Jays win 5-0 over Boston, and take over second place in the East. Should they finish there, it would be their best finish in 13 years, since...well, you know. The Red Sox look like they've just rolled over and died.

Tim Duncan, F/C Yeah, I don't know what that's about.

Smarch 4th. April 31st.

It was funnier and less repetitive. And it had Josie Lawrence. And it DIDN'T have Drew Carey. Plus it had Tony Slattery. *Remembers when he told Clive to F**k off because of a bad round of Party Quirks. Heh, I remember that too. He looked fine for a second after saying it, then he realized what he'd said and looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole.

If you hadn't said it, I would have. The Calder Cup goes to the AHL champions. If Malkin's back before the end of October, I have him winning the Calder going away. If not...he'll still win it, but it'll be close.

Eh, I didn't think he'd drop to me, although I was hoping. The Canadian Experience will go with the next best PG on the board, as well as the third-best guy with two first names... Chris Paul, PG CHRIS SMASH!

Is there a time limit on these?

We do need Rudo back, just to breathe some life into this thread. Mongolia looks a lot more interesting than I figured it would. I laughed when they opened the clue and it said, "You are headed for Outer Mongolia." Very nice-sounding destination. Next stop, Siberia. Then maybe Afghanistan. Peter is a dick and must be stopped. Laughed again when Mary said, "Ah've never met any gay people before...*pause*...and ah LIKE 'em!" Oh, and FLAMING ARROWS~!

It was funnier and less repetitive. And it had Josie Lawrence. And it DIDN'T have Drew Carey.

Be sure to hit somebody on the street below.

He really, really has. Don't most former Presidents, though?

Just win them all and you won't have to worry about it.

NBC, and it's not really close. CBS would be second, and that's DEFINITELY not close.

Cardinals fans shouldn't worry too much. Their last seven games are at home, and they have the third-best home record in the NL.

The save record is up there with Brunell's 22 completions in a row in terms of importance. That is, not very high. I'm all for anything that diminishes the importance of the save.

LOL @ Joe Morgan saying this the third "Clemens' final game" he's been to.

I don't think you have anything to worry about here, considering the Sox play the Rays and Orioles, and the Jays play the Tigers and Yankees.

Damn, Cleveland just GAVE that game to Baltimore. Frye got picked off on the goal line and set up Baltimore's game-winning FG drive. If they even get a field goal instead of the INT, they probably win.

Wow, they could maybe pull this... Nah.