CanadianChris

Anyone getting the USC/Wazzu game? Is USC sucking as hard as the 14-12 score would indicate?

I thought St. Louis' magic number was 2.

Even if South Florida had legally recovered the onside kick, could they have even gotten a play off with only 15 seconds left? Doesn't the clock keep running after the kick?

I'm with you on the aborted fetus issue. I think it falls under this part of the Criminal Code: 163 (2) Every one commits an offense who knowingly, without lawful justification or excuse, (b) publicly exhibits a disgusting object or an indecent show; And now you know why Tom Green had to leave the country.

Obviously, Atlanta fans are rather naive.

I may as well get it out of the way, then... Mehmet Okur, C Yeah, that's his wife. A former Miss Turkey. Lucky bastard.

bullshit! God Damnit....i didn't watch the game. It's OK, TCU got shelled.

The Phillies might have to play the Dodgers on Monday if they are tied for the Wild Card. Baseball cant afford to delay to the start of the playoffs. That's the least of their worries at this point. The St. Louis-Houston situation could be a lot stickier.

One of the oddest lines in baseball -- 1 0 0.

I'm still young enough to remember when the Yankees were considered a joke of a franchise, decimated once and for all by the evil and ineffective George Steinbrenner. Or, as I like to remember them, "the good old days." They weren't good enough to care one way or the other about them, much less hate them.

Well, I didn't. I knew they weren't even losing the division. But to all those who thought that AJ Burnett and Josh Beckett would cure that....WRONG. AJ might have had a shot if the pitching staff hadn't been decimated with injuries. He pitched pretty well when he was healthy.

Houston never had a realistic shot at the WC anyway.

Yes, it's supposed to be raining most of the weekend.

Was it ever really alive to begin with, though?

This pitcher for the Pirates is useless. How do you walk the opposing pitcher with the bases loaded?? And he walked in another run on top of that.

On the bright side, I think 15 or 16 runs is going to win that game.

And karma saw that quote, said "What the fuck?!" and bitchslapped the Dodgers and their fans. 10-8 Rockies, and the home side is still trying to add on to a 7-run fourth.

Wow, the Rockies already pulled BK Kim. Couldn't even get out of the third inning.

LA's up 4-3 in the second now.

Yeesh...the three games that matter in my matchup are the three games I felt least confident in picking. Yay me.

Howard has better numbers and equally shitty protection. It won't matter though because Albert won the MVP in the first 2 months of the season. They both have very similar numbers, except for home runs (58-47 Howard). Pujols has a slight lead in OPS (1100 to 1090) and OBP (.432 to .422). Their SLG numbers are virtually identical (.669 for Pujols, .668 for Howard). Pujols has also scored more runs (116 to 102), despite 60 fewer plate appearances. I'd vote for Pujols ahead of Howard.

And they only got one run. Ahhhhhhhhahahahahaha. The Jays have been doing that consistently for the past two months; nice to see them do it to another team for a change.

And if you see Martha and/or the kids there, make sure you get their picture too. Hell, ask one of them to take your picture in front of the grave. I'm sure they'd be thrilled.

I'm surprised they didn't exempt bingo halls, like they did here initially. Sometimes you can't see five feet in front of you for the cloud of smoke in those places.

Sorry, Slayer: Jim "Wrong Way" Marshall, courtesy of (I believe) TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes. Somebody Tecmo Super Bowl'ed McCown to Poole , with the original Vikings radio call. That is still the most anguished I have ever heard a sports announcer.