Matt Young

Yes.

Ashlee Simpson's name is in the title.

*Marks out* Ashlee Simpson will be going out on tour starting in February of 2005 with her preparations for the tour being chronicled on the second season of MTV's "The Ashlee Simpson Show" which will start airing at the start of 2005. The following dates have already been confirmed: 2/2 - Houston, TX @ Verizon Wireless Theater 2/4 - Austin, TX @ Austin Music Hall 2/5 - Grand Prairie, TX @ Nokia Theatre 2/7 - Phoenix, AZ @ Dodge Theatre 2/9 - Salt Lake City, UT @ E Center 2/15 - San Diego, CA @ Cox Arena 2/18 - Universal City, CA @ Universal Amphitheatre 2/19 - Las Vegas, NV @ Aladdin Theatre 2/20 - Sacramento, CA @ Sacramento Memorial Auditorium 2/22 - San Jose, CA @ San Jose Center for the Performing Arts 2/24 - Seattle, WA @ Paramount Theatre 2/25 - Portland, OR @ Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall 2/26 - Vancouver, BC @ Queen Elizabeth Theatre 3/1 - Denver, CO @ Paramount Theatre 3/7 - Kansas City, KS @ Memorial Hall 3/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Taft Hall 3/10 - Louisville, KY @ Louisville Palace Theatre 3/12 - Columbus, OH @ Palace Theatre 3/13 - Toronto, ON @ Hummingbird Centre for the Performing Arts 3/16 - New York, NY @ Hammerstein Ballroom 3/18 - Boston, MA @ Orpheum Theatre 3/19 - Darby, PA @ Tower Theatre 3/21 - Toms River, NJ @ Ritacco Center 3/22 - Cleveland, OH @ Playhouse Square Center 3/24 - Detroit, MI @ Fox Theatre 3/25 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Benedum Center 3/26 - Norfolk, VA @ Murat Theatre Credit: MTV.com Step 1- Secure ticket. Step 2- Meet Ashlee. Step 3- Become guitarist for her band. Step 4- Seduce her. Step 5- Get her drunk and convince her to marry me. Step 6- Hot rough sex in a kiddie pool filled with hot fudge and $100 bills.

Starting from: Los Angeles, CA Arriving at: Fresno, CA Distance: 229.0 miles Approximate Travel Time: 3 hours 49 mins Not exactly close. You could probably tack on an extra 2 hours to that due to traffic. I still would try to go if I had a car... I need WrestleMania/Raw tickets for the Staples Center, dammit.

I've thought of that when the thing started. I even mentioned it to the them. No, nothing's changed.

I haven't watched South Park or Drawn Together the last couple weeks since my time's been occupied. I'll definitely have to watch tonight, though. Should be pretty humorous.

I, too, like Stephen A. Smith. I still like the Chicago Bulls. Despite growing up in a Cubs-obsessed family, my favorite team always has been the White Sox. More to come later when I remember.

They're wasting this on VELOCITY?! This is an Armageddon match here. The only excuse I can think of for such bad booking would be to have a kidman vs. London match (which I doubt with the way London's being handled) or Kidman vs. Chavo vs. London at Armageddon. Even if they do one of those, though, they could still at least give this time on Smackdown.

I believe the answer to the 2nd question is false- It was the Saturn. The first question, I don't know. Didn't Turbo-Grafx have a CD add-on? Regardless, you should be able to find all this by Googling.

I started a dynasty on 2004 for GameCube with Michigan but it was too easy. I quit and began one with my created team, the Springfield (Illinois) Hitmen, who had black and pink uniforms to represent Bret Hart. Wide receiver #21, Matt Young, was even the leading Heisman candidate. Anyway, I got NCAA 2005 with my Xbox a few weeks ago. ESPN NFL and other non-sports games have distracted me from playing it much, but I'll probably start a dynasty soon. Michigan's out since that'd be too easy, so I'll either use Wake Forest, San Diego State, or a created team. Fuck Illinois teams. In somewhat related news, I'm kicking myself for not picking up Madden on Black Friday for $19.99. I could've continued my college guys' careers with the Packers...

It's been 6 days and it's still been going 24/7.

Happy birthday man. I don't know you, but you're the only person I've seen who is a bigger Rico fan than me. Hope your 22nd is filled with bitches and booze. P.S. One of these days I'll get a scanner so we can swap pics of ourselves with Rico and the like.

411 is good now only for some wrestling news and Evocator Manes' columns, plus maybe a few other choice columns that pop up every once in a while. The Scott Keith rants, music section, video game section, and comic section- the main reasons I went there- are all gone. Insidepulse is where it's at now.

I might buy it, but I am considering waiting since I have only $20 and I'm just now starting to receive the 12 or so DVDs I got from Deep Discount. I loved both Spider-Man movies, though. I own the 1st on DVD already and I saw the second one twice- once in the theater and once on a train a few weeks ago. What kind of deals do they have this week for SM2 and what special features are there?

I voted for Benoit, with WrestleMania XX probably coming in second. I haven't seen all of Eddie Guerrero's or any of the ECW DVD, however. Thos should be arriving in a few days.

Viscera would be the worst, followed by Rosey. As far as the best choices according to my personal tastes, I'd go with Steven Richards, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Christian, Hurricane, Edge, or Flair.

I haven't seen anyone who supports the Chargers here, really, despite SD being closer than Oakland. I know there are some holdovers from the LA Raiders days, but you don't see any LA Rams shit around here. They have whole stores dedicated to Raiders gear in the malls. Czech- I was in Springfield, not the Chicago area like you. I was closer to St. Louis than Chicago. I never did like the Bears, either. I only watched the Super Bowl (why that and no other games, I don't know) from the 1992 season til the '95 season. In '95 (more like January '96 probably), I saw the Packers play the Cowboys in the NFC Championship game. Ever since, I have been dedicated football fan and a devout Packers enthusiast.

Packers vs. Seahawks, NFC Wild Card Packers vs. Eagles, NFC Playoffs Panthers vs. Rams, NFC Playoffs Panthers vs. Patriots, Super Bowl Timberwolves vs. Kings, Game 7, Western Conference semis The whole Red Sox vs. Yankees AL Championship Series The whole Cardinals vs. Astros NL Championship series There were others, but I can only think of those right now. I guess they stand out since they were all playoff games.

I think Kordell plays for Baltimore now. And just to comment on various posts in here- I'm a Packers fan originally from Illinois-Bears country-who now lives near LA, where they still love the Raiders. What a coinky-dink.

I know this is 2 weeks old, but I just now saw it and there were no posts about it. This is a very funny interview from WWE.com. Check it out. Regal & Eugene, the best pair since PB & J By Anthony Cali November 15, 2004 INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In his first act as general manager of Raw, Maven forced La Resistance to defend their titles in a triple threat tag-team elimination match. After an accidental gore eliminated the team of Rhyno & Tajiri, it was Eugene & William Regal against the World Tag Team Champs. Much to the delight of a raucous crowd, the fan favorites prevailed. Eugene finished off the Franco-Canadians with a People’s Elbow. Moments later, as Regal expressed his joy over winning his third World Tag Team Championship – he held it twice with Lance Storm as part of the Un-Americans – Eugene stormed the backstage set, and doused both Regal and Maria Kanellis with Grade-A chocolate milk. Fortunately, WWE.com was able to catch up with the elated pair immediately after their dairy celebration to get their thoughts on what has to be considered a monumental victory. WWE.com: First of all, congratulations on becoming World Tag Team Champions. How are you guys feeling right now? Eugene: I’m happy! Regal: I feel absolutely wonderful. Can anybody imagine what it’s like? If you know my personal story, then you know that I’ve had more ups and downs than a whore’s drawers. And it took this young man to get my confidence back in life. And seeing him achieve his goals has helped me achieve mine. For us to get this victory tonight, it is a great, defining moment in my life. WWE.com: In your interview with Maria, you guys said you would be celebrating the victory tonight. What will this entail? Eugene: We’re going to go to Chuck E. Cheese. Regal: We’re not going to Chuck E. Cheese. Eugene: Uh huh. We’re gonna go and we’re gonna play skee-ball. Regal: No, because then it ends up costing me $150 to get him a rubber octopus, or two pencils. Eugene: I still got the pencils from last time. Regal: No, you chewed the bloody ends off. WWE.com: How do you feel you two will measure up against the other tag teams on Raw? Eugene: He’s a little bit taller than most of the guys, and I’m not as tall as him. Well, almost. Regal: I’m English, and he’s American. That’s different isn’t it? WWE.com: It certainly is, but do you think the contrast of your personalities makes you guys stronger as a team? Eugene: Yeah. Regal: Yes, it certainly does. Eugene: We’re like peanut butter and jelly. Regal: I was going to say Goose pâté and whole wheat toast, but that’s the same kind of thing, yes. WWE.com: How is this title reign going to be different from that of La Resistance? Eugene: We don’t have a flag. Regal: We could get a flag. We could get an English flag, or how about a flag with Eugene’s face on it? Eugene: Yeah! Regal: Flags are always good, but what about capes? Eugene: Yeah, I always wanted to have a cape, like Batman and Superman. WWE.com: In that interview with Maria, you guys also mentioned some legendary tag teams. Do you think your team will go down in history as being on par with the likes of Demolition, Legion of Doom, the Hart Foundation, and… Eugene: British Bulldogs! We need a dog… and a midget. Regal: We need a monkey and a midget. I’ve always wanted my own monkey. Eugene: It could ride a unicycle. Regal: And we could teach it to smoke. That would be rather funny wouldn’t it? It would stunt its growth. Come on Master Eugene, I need to get cleaned up. Eugene: Goodbye.

1. Just to clarify, it was, "What up, Mach?" he started using it in '99 when he brought in Gorgeous George and had his little harem with her, Madusa, and Miss Madness '99 (Mona/Molly Holly). 2. His last match was his return as well. It was a battle royal on Thunder in mid-late 2000, I believe for the World Title.

Of course he will. As much as I'd like to see him drop the title, he will probably hold it until WrestleMania. Actually though, I'd rather see him lose it in a 1-on-1 match than a battle royal anyway. It'd mean more. I'd still mark out if somebody like Steven Richards won, but we all know that will never happen.

Ah, well... The guy was probably pretty blazed as it is and he would prefer to forget the match anyway. Cut him some slack.

Pretty entertaining read as usual, but once again, not much that I haven't seen before. My reason for posting is to correct something. The website RVD was referring to is not www.fivestarcomics.com, it is www.5starcomics.com. The former is an indy distibutor and the latter is RVD's comic store in Lakewood, CA (which I need to go visit sometime).

Agreed. The lyrics and beats far exceed his last few efforts. JAxl (or anyone), do you know what song he used the bassline from "Five to One" on? I recall hearing that and a little bit of "Light My Fire" during Jay's MTV Unplugged performance.