Ultra Violence

I'm going to go through the roster and make a comment about each of them. I know some people are going to probably get pissed off about it, but fuck 'em. RAW AL SNOW - Is improving as an announcer BATISTA - Haven't seen him enough to judge BOOKER T - Needs to have a final world title run, then retire BUBBA RAY DUDLEY - The dudleys need to be heel CHRIS JERICHO - Is due a face turn, and in my opinion should be the one who beats Kane for the world title eventually..... CHRIS NOWINSKI - Talented, Young, Has alot of potential CHRISTIAN - Future Top Heel D-VON DUDLEY - See Bubba Ray ERIC BISCHOFF - In my opinion SD should loose steph and he should be made GM, away from Austin GAIL KIM - Needs to improve GARRISON CADE - Young vanilla rookie, needs a gimmick GOLDBERG - Still has to prove himself a draw GOLDUST - Hopefully will help expose Lance Storm's strengths IVORY - Is she still around? JACQUELINE - see Ivory JAZZ - Injury Prone KANE - Next World Champion KEVIN NASH - Would make a good colour commentator LANCE STORM - Underused MARK HENRY - Needs to be fired, fat, useless, stiff MARK JINDRAK - See Cade, apart from not so young MAVEN - Bland MISS JACKIE - Needs to manage someone who's over MOLLY HOLLY - Best female wrestler on the roster IMO RANDY ORTON - The RNN gimmick had potential, but isn't over RENE DUPREE - Tres Vert, but I prefer him with Conway to Grenier, RIC FLAIR - Legend.... Needs to do the job to Jericho at wrestlemania RICO - Un-over ROB CONWAY - Should be Duprees perminant partner ROB VAN DAM - Uber over, could be used as a top face RODNEY MACK - On the roster because he's banging Jazz ROSEY - S.H.I.T SCOTT STEINER - Waste of money SHAWN MICHAELS - Still good in the ring SPIKE DUDLEY - Jobber STACY KEIBLER - Needs to get out of the awful Test / Steiner angle, maybe manage Lance Storm STEVEN RICHARDS - The GM angle should continue! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - Needs to come back for one last big job, then turn heel SYLVAN GRENIER - Talentless TERRI - Old TEST - Fire him already! THE HURRICANE - Stuck with a bad gimmick, but still does well THE ROCK - Dead in hollywood THEODORE LONG - Another potentially great colour commentator TOMMY DREAMER - Underapprechiated TRISH STRATUS - Perminant Womans Title Fued TRIPLE H - Die VAL VENIS - Should go back to the Morely gimmick VICTORIA - Reasonable in the ring, good psycology WILLIAM REGAL - Should be RAW PBP commentator JR / King - Jr would be ok as a backstage interviewer, loose king! Lita - Should be in the women's picture somewhere Smackdown A-TRAIN - Useless Hoss BIG SHOW - Good as a jobber, should be out the ME BILL DeMOTT - See A-Train BILLY GUNN - Needs to be fired BILLY KIDMAN - Needs to be in a stable with Heyman BRADSHAW - The APA need to retire BROCK LESNAR - Growing Stale CHARLIE HAAS - Improving quickly CHAVO GUERRERO - Is about to progress to mid card CHRIS BENOIT - Needs to be in the afformentioned Heyman stable CHUCK PALUMBO - meh DANNY BASHAM - Part of the main jobber tag team DAWN MARIE - Heyman Stable DOUG BASHAM - see danny EDDIE GUERRERO - The next Austin EDGE - Needs to be turned when he returns FAAROOQ - See Bradshaw FUNAKI - Under apprechiated HARDCORE HOLLY - Needs to be fired, has no use JAMIE NOBLE - Good Cruiserweight JOHN CENA - Future ME talent JOHNNY STAMBOLI - Needs to be fired KURT ANGLE - Needs to be heel, Angle vs Guerrero - WMXX ME MATT HARDY - Great Gimmick, could go to the top NATHAN JONES - FIRE HIM NIDIA - Noble's valet NUNZIO - Unlucky to be sent down with the FBI (to OVW) REY MYSTERIO - Very over, The C/W division could be built on him, if used better RHYNO - A reasonable hoss! RIKISHI - Useless sack of shit SABLE - Not a milf SEAN O'HAIRE - if used well, could be top mid-card heel SHANNON MOORE - Good C/W SHELTON BENJAMIN - See Hass, could be a future ME SPANKY - C/W jobber STEPHANIE MCMAHON - Needs to get away from TV + The creative team TAJIRI - Best C/W heel, TAZZ - Good colour commentator TORRIE WILSON - Could be a big draw ULTIMO DRAGON - Underapprechiated, smarkgod, could be in the "heyman stable" UNDERTAKER - Needs to do the final job then retire at XX ZACH GOWEN - Should be heel

Kane : Stone Sour - Tumult Booker T: Bloodhound Gang - Tricky Jericho: Metallica - Don't tread on me HHH: Electric Six - Gay Bar Rico: Electric Six - Dance Commander Kurt Angle - Rammstein - Mein Herz Brent

OH FUCK... Xpac

with the whole Eddie / US title situation, maybe he needs to do the Austin thing and just resign as champ, saying he has bigger fish to fry

wrestlers are not trying to get acting roles to get into the union, to get in you must have three credited TV / Movie / Commercial rolls, but being on RAW or SD is a credited TV roll!

hey I disagree RVD does have "an ounce" of charisma

I can see the old guard begining to crack at the moment, Nash's contract is up in January, can you see him getting another one on his past performances? Taker will probably retire at WMXX. HHH nearly injures himself every time he hits the ring, its just a matter of time until his career is ended by injury, Hogan is gone and hopefully won't return, Austin is no longer allowed to be physically involved. Eddie Gurrero looks likely for a WM title match, the point of him tagging with Chavo is so he can drop the US title to him, then fued with a semi main eventer who will do the job before he goes on to his world title program. They seem to be building a long term Angle / Cena fued. Jericho is back at the top getting title shots where he should be and is about to enter a major storyline / long term fued with Austin which will culminate in a match at XX with Austin doing the job. Even though the current focus on the announcer fued is over inflated, the reason its being done is to test different teams on RAW and see how they do which eventually if ratings rise will see the downfall of the abysml team of JR/King. A new stable of green talent is being formed on RAW, the weakness's of the wrestlers involved will be exposed, and if Orton has talent it will shine through, if he fails Vince will de-push him. When HHH does come back. he will probably get injured, then things will get better.

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Evidently based on last nights RAW they are going ahead with the Evolution split type thing with Orton and Flair eventually joining up with the three they faced so HHH can turn face.... Since this will probably end up with some sort of shitty main event fued with a large number of "boring" chants, I can safely say we are completely fucked As a side note do you think Flair will join the group or stay with Paul?

Trade him to smackdown... i've posted this 400000000 frigging times.... he has nothing to do on RAW

They really need to bring through new comentators.... there has to be thousands of people who would do the same job without the inflated wages and actually do alot better,

Maybe they traded Bradshaw and Mark Henry *smiles and nods*

how about perminantely stick Vince on commentary, it will stop him taking up frigging TV time.

They really need to get rid of them both. JR can't call any moves and Lawler isn't funny anymore, he's just perverted

Maybe Cole and Taz will call it

If you meet Triple H kick him in the fucking balls. You know we'll all pay your legal fees and worship you like Benoit.

I think he is effecively face now.

Orton=Ratings *shoots choken one*

Who's betting on interference? I'd say TBS, Elderbiker, Vince and maybe Anal Train

Personally I think that a heel RVD should run the new Evolution. (unless they trade him to smackdown)

what about Jericho?

I voted yes

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