Murmuring Beast

3000th post And yes, 2-1 win with 9 men. Get in.

Keep it in here, boyo.

Wow, get that shit outta your nose!

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Bruce Willis looks a lot like Lou Reed.

Nobody will remember the game.

What a classy penalty.

If I'm being totally unbiased I must say it was a rotten game and Portugal were poor (they missed Deco). Of course I'm not unbiased at all - to see Rooney sent off was hilarious and the penalty shoot-out was as cliched a joke as you'll get but it'll never get old. At first it looked like Rooney was sent off for the shove but who knows...the stamp was horrific and he deserved to go for that alone. I didn't hear the commentary over my rowdy Scottish watchees but the post match reaction was probably the worst ever??? Alan 'Traitor' Hansen used 'we' within the first sentence, Alan Shearer condoned the headbutting of Ronaldo and Ian Wright was on the verge on tears, although the camera was never on him long enough. David Beckham is not captain material - what did he do to fire up his team-mates throughout the tournament?? and to cry when he was substituted was a (hilarious) disgrace. I'd give the armband to the superb Rio Ferdinand (I just heard Beckham quit the captaincy anyway). Erikkson is a financial genius (he has screwed the FA out of millions for not doing much) but his motivational tactics were nil and why did he take off Lennon for Carragher?? Oh yes, to take a penalty. Haha. I reckon he'll be remembered as being better than Keegan and Hoddle but much worse than Venables. He'll go down as my favourite England manager for his shrewd financial skills and his relentless, effortless womanising. McClaren is the worst choice imaginable for the job...Far too nice and won't get the respect from the players. Germany to win it.

C'mon ANDY MURRAY, my boy!!!!!!!!!!

Haha

I like the boobs in Duke Nukem.

I'd suggest getting it looked at.

Fantastic album - his best solo work of the 70s.

Ha, good one.

Ah, you can always rely on an Englishman to miss a couple of penalties at a World Cup...

Both Lennon and McCartney's solo material can be condensed into compilations. Favourite Lennon solo songs? The inane stuff like 'Whatever Gets You Thru The Night'; 'Watching The Wheels'; 'Nobody Told Me'.

As much as I love Roxy Music, their version is horrendous.

Hugely over-rated.

Um, Fender 72 Telecaster Deluxe

Goals are precious.

You are a fucking neurotic. Calm down, you don't have aids.